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Sputnikmusic's Album Suckfest

10 albums that are known to be notoriously bad, especially at Sputnikmusic.
1Soulja Boy

We know him, we hate him, we hate his music even more. Mindless, soul-less rapping by a 17 year old who produced the entire thing by himself in 6 minutes.
2Prussian Blue
Fragment Of The Future

You know it's gonna be bad when you give 12 year old neo nazi girls instruments and tell them to record an album. Not even counting the crazed radical white supremacy lyrics the album is purely a shot at publicity and fails on all levels.
Skeleton Veiled in Flesh

DoomThrone is doom gone to far. 10 minutes of slow boring riffing that goes nowhere. Need I mention that a bullfrog is the lead singer?
4Waking The Cadaver
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler

I probably could've put the demo here but the album is just funnier. Easily the most stereotypical deathcore band you will ever hear with those awful pig squeals to go along with it.
5Insane Clown Posse
The Wraith: Shangri-La

The album with the most 0s on Sputnikmusic. I would put the entire discography on the list, but I think you get the point with this one album. Don't tell mynameismud420 I put them on this list, he will tell me I have terrible music taste for rating a My Chemical Romance album a 3.
Return to Castle Grailskull

50 minutes of the worst ideas and musicianship you will ever hear.
7Untitled (Silver)
Circulatory System

If you want to be "elite" by listening to the most experimental music possible, this is your album. What could be better than listening to low bass rumbling from a tape recorder being buried in the ground for an insanely long time?
St. Anger

Just cuz it's fun to rip on St. Anger.
The Unspoken King

The mess of an album you get when an egotistical drummer makes his once good "scene" so he can make more $$$. This should be renamed None So Good.

The newest addition to Sputnikmusic's vault of pure idiocy, Moevot sounds like someone trying to do incredibly simple guitar or keyboard exercises over and over and over and over and over and over and over and...
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