The Sludge
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"Heads Up Their Asses"

Here is the standard guys in the music biz that just cant seem to get enough of the smell of their own farts.
1Ed Kowalczyk

This guy thinks his music is going to bring a second comming of Jesus, but cant bare to listen to how deaf his ears have become, since his music sounds like shite nowadays.
2Bono

Now this guy thinks he IS Jesus with all these charatys work, and his album gets nominated 2 years in a row at the Grammys, get a last name, so I can egg your house.
3Fat Mike

With all the shite he is trying to organize with Peta and the Bush Organization, he's forgotten how to make good music!
4Tom Delonge

"Look at me, since I dont tell fart jokes anymore, I can be taken seriously now!" Got news, nope, you will always be the guy in Blink 182 that has a crooked penis, and thats not a good thing.
5Kanye West

"Did I win, yes I think I won" Sit the eff down, wait for your name to be called, and dont make stupid assumptions against our president.
6Billie Joe Armstrong

Hey Mr. ILoveTheSmellOfMyOwnFarts, wash that pound of makeup off your face and try to find your old fans, you stupid fuck!
7Axl Rose

This is too easy, moving on....
8Daron Malakian

Back the eff up and give Serj some breathing space, afterall, he just sits there as you feel like the man your father never treated you.
9Chris Martin

Damn brits taking our American women. Write a song that has any relevence to human life or just roll over and die.
10Sined O\'Connor

Even if you had hair, I still wouldnt nail you. You self rightious bitch, how dare you expect to be treated like a normal woman with a bald noggin.
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