Scoot
10.17.11 | yeah |
MisterTornado
10.17.11 | Phish album for the drugged up guy, good shit. |
someguest
10.17.11 | I'm 1
6'4 |
pjquinones747
10.17.11 | This is amazing. I'm #1. 6'3. |
Apollo
10.17.11 | great list, covers most of the people who go to shows
except for the old married guys who go to watch the band and enjoy the music and nothing else ;)
Although, at different points in my life I have been the mosher and the drunk guy at shows |
aok
10.17.11 | i'm the chronic |
Puzzles
10.17.11 | Hahahaha, this list fucking rules.
I'm also 1,
6'5 |
someguest
10.17.11 | so everyone on sputnik is a tall, sarcastic, piece of shit
cool |
pizzamachine
10.17.11 | nice |
iFghtffyrdmns
10.17.11 | i'm all ten
now hold my cocaine while i spank my girlfriend and puke on your shoes |
RobotJesus
10.17.11 | You forgot about the person who you can't tell if they are a guy or a girl |
Spec
10.17.11 | The tall guy. |
foreverendeared
10.17.11 | Someone made this list already a couple of years ago. |
FatChickIrl
10.17.11 | haha this was funny i remember the gauntlet did a list like this was also funny |
Apollo
10.17.11 | oh noez how dare someone make a list again that was made a couple of years ago!!! |
Scoot
10.17.11 | andcas: a branch off of 3, the band slut will talk to you for ten minutes if it means she's ten
minutes closer to getting onstage and blowing her favorite member. |
foxblood
10.17.11 | damn i'm the tall guy too, why so many on this thread. this list is scary accurate. and i like how the albums coincide with the type of person. also what RobotJesus said. |
Vesper
10.17.11 | "if you do not plan on being bumped around/are bringing your girlfriend"
Bitch, please, I'm the mosher in the relationship.
Well, just as much as my man, I mean.
1 always manages to stand in front of me. But most of the crowd tends to be 1s when you're one of 10> girls at the show, lol. |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | I'm 1 and I don't give a fuck |
Scoot
10.17.11 | and i'm well aware this has been done before |
Spec
10.17.11 | I try and stand in front of short people. |
ChrisHansen
10.17.11 | |
foreverendeared
10.17.11 | So you're being unoriginal on purpose. Nice. |
Scoot
10.17.11 | you're being a downer on purpose
|
foreverendeared
10.17.11 | This is true, I can't lie. |
InFiction
10.17.11 | Please let this list get featured. Not only is it funny and well written, it's also really accurate.
2 reminds me of when I went to see Russian Circles last month. This chick obviously dropped acid or something because she felt the need to congratulate the band after every song they played. |
cb123
10.17.11 | haha yeah im 1 to, seems sputnik is tall |
Scoot
10.17.11 | i'm average so it's not a big deal for me
sam is 5'2 though |
foxblood
10.17.11 | list could also use "the girl that dances like shes at woodstock" |
Scoot
10.17.11 | the fact that someone wearing affliction actually went to a rush concert is astonishing in itself |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | you affliction shirt dicksucker
So true |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | The Trees
Or was that on rock band 2? |
Scoot
10.17.11 | lol and then there's those people
i should have made another one for dragonforce |
eternium
10.17.11 | I'm 1.
7'3" |
Josh D.
10.17.11 | You could add the security guard that takes his job way too seriously, the guy that's there alone (often is the really drunk guy or me), and the guy that is preventing you from getting up against the barricade and you both know it but you wait for a chance to uncomfortably squeeze in but he doesn't let you. |
FromDaHood
10.17.11 | I'm number 4 unfortunately, and I only see bands when I know the words to their songs. |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | The guy who went to see the opening act but stays to see the headliner and complains the whole time that they suck and when you ask him why he doesn't leave he says "I want to get my money's worth" |
Josh D.
10.17.11 | "The guy who went to see the opening act but stays to see the headliner and complains the whole time that they suck and when you ask him why he doesn't leave he says "I want to get my money's worth""
I plan on seeing letlive. again soon, but I am DEFINITELY leaving after their set. I don't care how much I pay, I am not sticking around to listen to and be around the fans of Pierce the Veil and Miss May I and something else awful. |
someguest
10.17.11 | list needs the guy stuck in the 80s wearing denim with long hair and likes faggy rush |
YetAnotherBrick
10.17.11 | lol i love the way the albums match the person, pretty clever |
Scoot
10.17.11 | trebor yes |
Blackbelt54
10.17.11 | all of these are accurate
in every mosh pit I've been in, everybody has been really good about protecting people that fall down |
Puzzles
10.17.11 | "so everyone on sputnik is a tall, sarcastic, piece of shit"
lolwut, I'm serious |
someguest
10.17.11 | what don't you understand |
Apollo
10.17.11 | "list needs the guy stuck in the 80s wearing denim with long hair and likes faggy rush"
bahahaha |
eternium
10.17.11 | What's really annoying is when people ONLY get excited for the headliner and just stand there for every other band, no matter how good they actually are. |
Scoot
10.17.11 | lol |
dixoncocks
10.17.11 | there has to be a beard guy. |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | Guy with no shirt in the mosh pit |
Puzzles
10.17.11 | "what don't you understand"
Do you mean "what? Don't you understand?" or are you asking what I don't understand? |
Puzzles
10.17.11 | Because evidently, I don't understand a damn thing... |
Blackbelt54
10.17.11 | "Guy with no shirt in the mosh pit"
this so hard |
Relinquished
10.17.11 | I'm 1 and on some days 2 and 10 at once. sometimes 8 if my friends want me to. |
someguest
10.17.11 | I am asking what you don't understand. |
ShadowRemains
10.17.11 | i would hate to see the people that come out of the moshpits that wolfe is involved in... |
Scoot
10.17.11 | "guy with no shirt in the mosh pit"
fat guy with no shirt who grinds his armpit into your face |
Relinquished
10.17.11 | I hurt people twice as much back when they intentionally hurt me. which can and has resulted from broken fingers to broken wrists. |
Ire
10.17.11 | lists that are rip offs of cracked articles (by gay users) |
BallsToTheWall
10.17.11 | Next concert I attend to that is plagued with giants I swear im tackling one of these motherfuckers. |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | Scene kid that starts hardcore dancing and kills the mosh pit |
Puzzles
10.17.11 | "I am asking what you don't understand."
I don't understand who you're calling a tall sarcastic piece of shit lol |
BallsToTheWall
10.17.11 | Being the shirtless mosher is good though who wants to wear a sweat drenched t, because later, after the concert when your heading to Denny's you'll need a dry shirt. |
Relinquished
10.17.11 | 123 Balls. I always get hungry after a show, want to feel fresh when I eat a grand slam. |
Scoot
10.17.11 | "lists that are rip offs of cracked articles (by gay users)"
as opposed to...what exactly? |
someguest
10.17.11 | DENNY'S |
Spluger
10.17.11 | The drunk is the worst. I was at a Dance Gavin Dance concert and some fucker decided it was a smart idea to come down to the floor and he spilled more than half his fucking PBR on me when he finally realized it wasn't a good idea to be down there with a beer in hand in the first place.
Awesome list, by the way. |
someguest
10.17.11 | i think you have me confused with sonictheplumber and KILL
who have been seen blowing each other and dave mustaine |
BallsToTheWall
10.17.11 | Fortunately im blessed with the ability to scare the shit out of everyone no I haven't had any real issues in the pit. Dennys or the W House thats whats up playa. |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | Everybody goes to denny's after shows |
Puzzles
10.17.11 | "i think you have me confused with sonictheplumber and KILL
who have been seen blowing each other and dave mustaine"
I am so motherfucking confused right now |
BallsToTheWall
10.17.11 | Nah bro dont compare the two, both are on uncimparable elite levels. Like Bird and Johnson. |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | Are there even any waffle houses in or near LA? |
BlueW
10.17.11 | I'm none of these D: |
combustion07
10.17.11 | I saw every single one of these people last night, the weird thing was it was one guy that was all
these things at once haha |
someguest
10.17.11 | search kirk hammett and sonictheplumber in google image to see sonic giving kirk a rimjob |
Scoot
10.17.11 | hahaha |
foxblood
10.17.11 | but you can't get good food after a show, it has to be shitty denny's or whatever the hell is open at 3am |
Puzzles
10.17.11 | http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=kirk+hammett+sonic+the+plumber&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&biw=1138&bih=535&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi#um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=kirk+hammett+sonictheplumber&pbx=1&oq=kirk+hammett+sonictheplumber&aq=f&aqi=&aql=1&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=1961l4281l0l4425l15l15l0l10l0l1l333l1199l2-2.2l4l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=561a3eb6ac502ad5&biw=1138&bih=535
liar |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | I don't mind pancakes after a show |
someguest
10.17.11 | hash browns and eggs anytime of the day |
HenchmanOfSanta
10.17.11 | When I saw Immolation last night, the mosh pit during Jungle Rot was literally just five fat guys in various states of undress and one tall social outcast wailing on each other. Then one of the shirtless fat guys tried to start a fight with a smaller fat guy. His tiny, casually racist girlfriend was hitting him in the ass as he tried to stare down this dude.
I guess what I'm saying is, fuck downriver Michigan |
Divine
10.17.11 | What about the guy that falls asleep at the concert and accidentally spills coffee on your brand new shirt? I mean, who brings coffee to a concert? |
Gmork89
10.17.11 | I'm number 1, but I let short people in front of me. |
BallsToTheWall
10.17.11 | breakfast at 2 3 am is necessity. |
foxblood
10.17.11 | it is imperative |
BallsToTheWall
10.17.11 | Could go through a breakfast right now tbh but trying to be cost effective. |
Divine
10.17.11 | Or I could find the guy that brings coffee to a Mogwai concert |
pjquinones747
10.17.11 | @andcas: band slut is Dying Is Your Latest Fashion - Escape the Fate |
Vesper
10.17.11 | "I hate people that push on you when there's no room to move."
This so hard the last time I saw AFI in NYC. People on either side were alternately trying to get to the middle, meaning everyone in the middle was just getting crushed. This was before the opening acts even started, resulting in my yelling "CHILL THE FUCK OUT" to get people to stop, which, surprisingly, worked, lol.
"I guess what I'm saying is, fuck downriver Michigan"
Nah, that same exact scenario (minus the casually racist girlfriend) happened in NYC, so I think it's just something to do with Jungle Rot, haha. |
Uranium
10.17.11 | i just meet some people and then i forget that i met them.. nbd |
FromDaHood
10.17.11 | Mcdonald's is my go-to resteraunt after a concert |
Puzzles
10.17.11 | Sorry guys I seem to have fucked the formatting |
Spluger
10.17.11 | Also, 7 is so fitting haha. |
Acrosstheshield13
10.17.11 | this list is great all around. |
Recspecs
10.17.11 | Lol I'm definitely the first one as I am 6'3, but other than that I hate all those other kinds of people at shows. The worst for me was when some asshole thought it would be cool to push me into the mosh, it took fucking forever to get out of that brodown. |
taxidermist
10.17.11 | Seen a list similar to this a long time ago. Also, 6 lol. My bro had Toms before hipsters thought they were "cool."Been rocking them for awhile now. So what is he? MEGA HIP? :p |
foxblood
10.17.11 | a real hipster makes their own shoes. toms is mainstream now, even if he liked them before they were cool |
FromDaHood
10.17.11 | A real hipster thinks shoes are too mainstream |
foxblood
10.17.11 | a real hipster chops off their feet because walking on them is too mainstream |
FromDaHood
10.17.11 | That said, they have to wear socks that look like shoes so they can attend poetry readings at the local "alternative"
coffeehouse |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | 10 people you meet in the shower |
BallsToTheWall
10.17.11 | A real hipster doesn't believe in coroporate bullshit. |
Divine
10.17.11 | A real hipster thinks the term "Alternative" is too mainstream |
Scoot
10.17.11 | lol |
BallsToTheWall
10.17.11 | The real Hipster never acknowledges himself, his image or his passions to be hipster. Textbook closet hipster. |
Acanthus
10.17.11 | List speaks the truth! |
Scoot
10.17.11 | ikr |
Acanthus
10.17.11 | I can only add that I feel like sometimes there's just that normal guy/girl who's pretty much feeling the same way you are, but I don't know what you'd call them. |
Vesper
10.17.11 | That's just the rest of the crowd, Acanthus, haha. |
Acanthus
10.17.11 | Nahhhhhh, I'm not THAT abnormal yet! List also reminds me it's been far too long since I've been down mosh and enjoy myself; gotta fix that!
|
Vesper
10.17.11 | Being normal is totally abnormal. ;)
I moshed myself out last week, so I've been sticking to goth rock and neo-classical for the past week to mend myself, haha. |
Trebor.
10.17.11 | 10 people you meet at showers
Someone please make this a list |
Acanthus
10.17.11 | I've got a goth night I might end up DJ'ing come Tuesday so I'm brushing up on my post-punk, and then I'm trying to see if Android Lust still has seats open for their show the 23'd |
Vesper
10.17.11 | @Trebor - Always the naked old people who don't care anymore, lol. |
Masochist
10.17.11 | An obnoxious mix of #'s 3 and 7 is the screamer: that guy who stands directly next to you (ALWAYS next to you) and screams out songs that they want the band to play. Now, many people do this once or twice throughout the show, but not this guy...no, he'll never be satisfied until the band plays the song he called out 67 times at the top of his lungs (39 of which he called out while the band was playing other songs). Then, after the band FINALLY plays the song he wanted (which they were going to do anyways cause it's their biggest hit), he's so impressed with his success that he calls out another song for them to play. This goes on until the band is done playing, at which point the guy becomes disappointed that they didn't play the song he was screaming (his fifth of the night). |
clercqie
10.17.11 | Epic list.
I'm probably 4, but I don't care :) |
Jones
10.17.11 | You covered it in 10's description I guess, but you missed out the "Overprotective boyfriend" as one of these people. Something I think I've seen at every single gig I've been to. |
jdennis31
10.17.11 | lol so many 1's, i'm a 1 as well and usually will move out the way for opening acts but when the band i want to see comes on then i don't give a fuck. oh, and for some reason i can't help but constantly scope out hot chicks, no matter who's playing or how good the music is |
jdennis31
10.17.11 | oh, and my 2 roommates i go to all the shows with are also 6'4" and 6'5" so people fucking hate us |
Wolfhorde
10.17.11 | "I moshed myself out last week"
Doing it wrong. I'm the guy that hits 8 if it happens more than 2 times and generally makes fun of everyone doing "violent dancing" aka having odd body spasms. |
bungy
10.17.11 | I've been planning on making a list like this for a while.
Prepare to be blown (away) |
Masochist
10.17.11 | "You covered it in 10's description I guess, but you missed out the "Overprotective boyfriend" as one of these people. Something I think I've seen at every single gig I've been to."
Also, this. I've seen that guy--had his arms wrapped around his girl, which I thought was cool, until I realized that he was going to throw 'bows every time someone got within a 3-foot radius of them. Which would still be all right, if he wasn't in the very damn front-center of the crowd. |
Scoot
10.17.11 | doing 10 people you meet in lines next |
jdennis31
10.18.11 | what about the people who shout uninvited song requests to the band |
MO
10.18.11 | 8 all the way. |
BallsToTheWall
10.18.11 | SHOW US YOUR TITS at a girl in the band guy, which is occasionally me. |
Relinquished
10.18.11 | my sister at a paramore show said so many guys said that |
someguest
10.18.11 | i'm sure they'd see bigger tits in the mirror so I don't get why they'd ask to see hayley's |
BallsToTheWall
10.18.11 | I certainly would have partaken even though I have slight respect for her, which is saying something because I generally dont have respect for girls. |
Vesper
10.18.11 | Of all the women in the world, you only have slight respect for Hayley Williams, Balls?
:/
(Or are we differentiating between women and girls?) |
jdennis31
10.18.11 | I have slight respect for her, which is saying something because I generally dont have respect for girls/women (2) |
BallsToTheWall
10.18.11 | I dont recall if I was serious in that post, probably not but im not really a misogynist I just like making offensive comments. A pot stirrer if you will. |
Vesper
10.18.11 | Lol, well, you hate people and reject their company in general anyway, Balls. Women should not be excluded, because that would be sexist. :) |
BallsToTheWall
10.18.11 | I was trying to read a book outside at my college this girl starts chatting emotionally with her friend. She cursed so much in that 5 minute span I think she even outdid me. I was impressed, I should have gotten her number. Also talkin to some random girl today about lame straightedgers are. Im not completely ready to give up on humanity yet even if I hate my current town which I plan on leaving in December. |
jdennis31
10.18.11 | word of advice, don't come to San Antonio. gayest crowd's ever at shows and have #1-10 on this list in small ass venues |
Josh D.
10.18.11 | I'd go to San Antonio for Stonewerks though. |
Zorak
10.18.11 | dont forget the slam/hardcoredancing arm flailing scene douche |
jdennis31
10.18.11 | I'd go to San Antonio for Stonewerks though. (2) i live 5 minutes from a stonewerks. nothing has motivated me more to make money. |
Wolfhorde
10.18.11 | "Im not completely ready to give up on humanity yet even if I hate my current town which I plan on leaving in December."
Don't forget the plan to conquer a town, open some shit and wander through Scandinavia with a group of tough vikings. |
Banion
10.18.11 | Spec's list of this was funnier...
No offense. |
BallsToTheWall
10.18.11 | Cant wait to get away from all the spics tbh. HEE HEE LOL RACISM but seriously Im not a fan of this particuarly nefarious bunch of wannabe thug South Americans. |
Waior
10.18.11 | Great list. I agree although I am either the hipster or the douchebag. I try not to. |
toxin.
10.18.11 | Fuck I think I might be #4
Usually I'm a solid singer (average voice but I can hit notes so it's not screechingly bad) but I could just hear off-key I was at the concert last week. It might've been the bands playing in a different key than studio or something idk |
theacademy
10.18.11 | thought this was a cocaine/tyler list |
theacademy
10.18.11 | you should add a discussion for the sweaty gross mofuckers who dunt wear deo |
FearThyEvil
10.18.11 | This list is SPOT-ON. |
Spec
04.04.12 | Phish. |
spillingmercury
04.04.12 | you should add a discussion for the sweaty gross mofuckers who dunt wear deo
That's like all the guys in the middle of the floor. I don't even care, and I get a face full of that shit.
The worst experience I had with anyone at a concert was with a girl who for some reason needed to be in the front of the room but hadn't made any effort to be there for the past hour or so, and then 5 minutes before the main act started she tried to wriggle herself in front of me.
Also why are you guys so fucking tall. What are you all drinking it's insane. |