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Cream Of The Crap v1.0

You have a better chance of eating one of your shoes than finishing the entirety of these albums.
Skeleton Veiled in Flesh

This German duo produced what is widely considered to be the worst black
metal album of all time. Sounds like an ooze infested sewer rat shit. I'd rather trim my nut hairs with a
chainsaw than sit through this fucking load of anal grease.
2Dot Dot Curve:)
Til the Wheels Fall Off

Brokencyde's uglier and equally mentally deficient step cousin. Like putting
your eye under a table leg, and then getting your friend to jump on the
table. And then salting the wound with gift certificates to Hot Topic.
Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy

I think my toilet is thinking about covering some of these songs. Funniest
lyrics of all time though, you'll shit bricks at "Raped by Elephants". One wonders how sick fucks like this exist
in the world, but maybe they're just in it for the lulz.

On behalf of all Canadians, I apologize for this band. This is what you get
when an scene kid decides to be crunk because then you know he'll get all
them bitches, from both scenes, and then gets a bunch of randoms in the background to play
some asstastic muzak. They should have changed their name to Stereotypes.
5The Shaggs
Philosophy of the World

An all female band from the sixties. Actually, I'd consider them to be the
pioneers of post-band, which is music that sounds nothing like
music at all. Amazing. This transcends bad. You don't even have any idea how bad this is until you've actually
heard it. And it's not like one of those, "so bad, it's good" things; this is pure discharge.
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