Rating Envy?
Do y'all ever see a rating that makes you jealous and gets you thinking, "Damn, this sure is one cool user."? List is shouting out various ratings that make me think exactly that + my NEW and REVISED 1's list |
| 1 |  | Dream Theater
Systematic Chaos
1.0 - DocSportello
The most based and cool 1 on the entire site, and the inspiration for this list, 1'ing a mid-career Dream Theater album carries an unseemly weight of presence and I wished I'd 1'd Train of Thought first. Supremely envious of how cool Doc is for this |
| 2 |  | Hinder
Extreme Behavior
1.0 - JotW
Similar to the first entry, this is a classy 1, a 1 that reveals intelligence and good taste. An enlightened, necessary 1 even. |
| 3 |  | pizzamachine
Just be goofy
Literally every pizzamachine rating
pizzamachine's ratings page is a unseemly hellscape of memery and decadence, and one of the most stylized tastes on all of sput. Gas, ABBA, and Amaranthe in their 5's??? I can't look away. Plus the 1's that includes a mandatory obscure celebrity mistake and Jackpot Juicer really tie it all together |
| 4 |  | Lady Gaga
Dawn of Chromatica: The Remix Album
4.0 - vult
What a remarkably cool album, a bit lopsided here and there but SO HEAVY I couldn't care less. Talked shit about remix albums and got hit with this, huge respect to vult for their badass taste |
| 5 |  | Boards of Canada
Music Has the Right to Children
Anyone who has 5'd this record is cool, yes, even you |
| 6 |  | Opeth
Ghost Reveries
1.0 - Pikazilla
Holy inconsistency Batman! Nothing about Pika's taste makes a particular lick of sense to me, even less so with their constant deference to poo metaphors when critiquing music, but its certainly eye-catching. It also helps that they exist somewhere in the wholesome side of the "willful non-engagement" spectrum; this is only one of multiple ratings that are eye-catching and uniquely Pika. |
| 7 |  | The Dead C
Trouble
5.0 - cylinder
Was originally gonna shout out Storm & Stress because they're also awesome and underrated and I was put on them by cylinder, but they haven't actually rated any of their albums yet! Oh well, guess I'll just shout out ANOTHER AWESOME noise rock outfit I found because of them smh |
| 8 |  | Dadawah
Peace and Love
5.0 - Butkuiss
Few users are as post-irony pilled as Butkuiss, and few have as diverse or interesting ratings pages. This is only one of many cool albums tucked away in their page, but it's pathos really hit me and it's incredibly underrated here |
| 9 |  | Jungle Rot
Skin the Living
4.0 - Hyperion1001
100 ratings, 99 5s and a single 4, clearly I'm gonna listen to the 4.0 first. |
| 10 |  | Storm and Stress
Under Thunder and Fluorescent Light
4.5 - Winesburgohio
Oh I guess I can shout this out actually lol |
| 11 |  | Low
Hey What
4.5 - Demon of the Fall
A great rating for a great album, but really Demon's strength is the restraint and control they have over their ratings, and the self control not to overrate or rate too hastily. A mature ratings page, one I am still learning from |
| 12 |  | Airiel
Winks & Kisses: Melted
Thus concludes the positive, shoutout portion of this list, beginning with the next entry is my revised 1's, if you ever get angry or experience PTSD from being reminded of any of these albums, just check out this badass Airiel EP, it fucking rules and user myri14 is a g for recommending it |
| 13 |  | Bring Me The Horizon
That's the Spirit
Starting out strong with some delicious garbage, That's the Spirit practically deserves an exemption for how hard it begs to be hated. Easy, hard 1. |
| 14 |  | Chance the Rapper
The Big Day
Wow this album has aged like shit, really can't think of a bigger musical joke than this. HARD 1. |
| 15 |  | Dance Gavin Dance
Jackpot Juicer
Gross. Can I rate albums lower than a 1? |
| 16 |  | Dream Theater
Train of Thought
My shameless sportello ripoff pick, good thing I hated his album already. An uncomfy, miserable 1. |
| 17 |  | Etienne Sin
The Art of Stealing Hearts
This is actually my favorite album of all time |
| 18 |  | gnash
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I hate this album. I hate this album so much. This album is like if Shawn Mendes was a neckbeard sadboi rapper. I hate this album, I hate gnash, I wanna punch him right in his stupid fucking glasses. 0.0. |
| 19 |  | Hellyeah
Hellyeah
My coziest 1 |
| 20 | | Hinder
Extreme Behavior
I WILL keep stealing Johnny opinions actually |
| 21 |  | Imagine Dragons
ƎVOLVE
Another 0.0. Technically this includes Origins and Mercury 1 & 2 but does my ratings page really need me to 1 all those albums? I don't think so. |
| 22 |  | Jason Derulo
Talk Dirty
My most ironic 1 |
| 23 |  | Metallica
...And Justice for All
My most divisive 1, I WILL NOT defend this choice, please dispense all complaints in the shredder xoxo |
| 24 |  | Nine Lashes
Ascend
Christian post-grunge band turns twinkly pop hellscape ez 0.0 |
| 25 |  | Raptor Command
Elon
lol I haven't actually listened to this |
| 26 |  | Rush
2112
Okay THIS is my most divisive 1 ackshually, will take criticism for this as it is probably unwarranted |
| 27 |  | Sleep Token
Take Me Back to Eden
TRUE ZERO
HORRENDOUS "ALBUM" |
| 28 |  | Steven Seagal
Songs From the Crystal Cave
Obligatory celebrity misstep, 1'd not for the prestige but for the overuse of 'poonani' |
| 29 |  | Theory of a Deadman
Wake Up Call
Does my 1's list need this actually? Feels redundant, which I really tried to purge my 1's list of. Hmmmm
Edit: it's been removed from my ratings |
| 30 |  | Jon Bellion
The Human Condition
This album is the reason I'm alone and masturbate |
| 31 |  | Kanye West
Jesus Is King
Is it the only Kanye worth 1'ing? Nah. Is it the most deserving Kanye 1? Certainly not. Is it the funniest Kanye album to 1? Hell yeah it is |
| 32 |  | Maroon 5
V
A comfy 1, a 1 I've harbored since I was a wee boy and first perused the rock charts in hopes of something badass like Thousand Foot Krutch... speaking of... |
| 33 |  | Thousand Foot Krutch
Oxygen: Inhale
TRUE ZERO
LIMP COCK ALBUM
HE COOKED ALBUM
BADBADBADBADBADBAD I HATE IT |
| 34 |  | Tom MacDonald
Deathreats
Therapeutic 1 |
| 35 |  | Tool
Fear Inoculum
Therapeutic 1 [2] |
| 36 |  | Train
Save Me San Francisco
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYSOULSISTER
HEYTHEREMISTERMISTER |
| 37 |  | Trapt
Trapt
Everything wrong with rock music is really captured here, which is probably why I felt so comfy dropping Theory of a Deadman; we've been at radio rock bottom for twenty years now |
| 38 |  | Trapt
Shadow Work
Words fail me. True 0.0 |
| 39 |  | Texas Hippie Coalition
Pride of Texas
Bebududbudbabathat's all folks! |
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