LeddSledd
10.09.20 | I'll start
The Human Abstract - Midheaven
This is so painful to listen to. A skittles-and-fish combo of sweepy metalcore and whiny alt-rock, an idea already DOA, that's thoroughly grating to the ears. The production is so uneven and clippy that its almost dizzying, and the nonsensical lyrics are dripping with pretension. It's only 45 minutes but it feels sooo much longer. A horrible misstep by the band - thank god they never did anything remotely close to this again. |
Colton
10.09.20 | all albums are good |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | cole that's cheating. music has been scientifically proven to be bad |
DopeFiend
10.09.20 | Knocked loose - laugh tracks
Low rate knockoff of a sound Disembodied did way better 20 years ago. |
SlothcoreSam
10.09.20 | 100 gecs-- 1000 gecs.
It's fucking shit!
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budgie
10.09.20 | everything by queen |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | you gotta be more specific than that budgie π€¨ (and ur kinda right tho) |
naughtcturnal
10.09.20 | Onision - Bipolar
Because it has the power to instantly make you feel physically ill |
SlothcoreSam
10.09.20 | Thanks LeddSledd.
When you going to upgrade to a carbon fiber sled |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | that's a saving goal of mine
once i'm upgraded, all the other sleds will stop making fun of me for being slow and heavy π ill show them |
SlothcoreSam
10.09.20 | You sure will Ledd. Hope you don't get poisoned in the mean time.
We should do a rocky style montages, of you training. Carrying heavy fat rappers, and listening too and rating K-pop. It will make you stronger my son. |
Colton
10.09.20 | who the fuck put Onision on my screen |
BlazinBlitzer
10.09.20 | Porcupine Tree - The Incident
I think this is the spicy pick you're looking for because I don't even think this album is less than mediocre and there are much worse out there quality-wise. However, this is one of the only albums I don't think I'll ever forgive. Porcupine Tree, up to this point, were able to follow up any challenges with something exciting and unforgettable, no matter how well some albums stacked up to others in their discography. The Incident forced the band into a stylistic crossroads and that crossroads became the only challenge the band couldn't overcome. This ultimately killed any potential for new material from them and it's sad to realize considering they've been my favorite band for five years now. |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | >listening to and rating K-pop
I can't think of a more effective means of improving my mental fortitude. Too often it punishes me more than I can handle. |
Colton
10.09.20 | fucking Onision |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | excellent choice Blazin |
sixdegrees
10.09.20 | Similar bands: Red House Painters |
BlazinBlitzer
10.09.20 | Thanks, Ledd. From a personal standpoint, there aren't many that compete with my general disdain for that record even if I love some of the songs on it. |
DamnVanne
10.09.20 | Octane Twisted rulez |
chemicalmarriage
10.09.20 | Too busy surrounding myself with music I love. Vinyl is so beautiful |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | @chemical now hold on, there is no positivity allowed here
@blazin that's what this list is for. Others' interpretations and opinions on music are super interesting to me. |
porcupinetheater
10.09.20 | Rings of Saturn - Dingir
A sacrificial lamb industry plant shadow founded by Michael Keene to trick people into forgetting that The Faceless also suck unwashed ass |
beefshoes
10.09.20 | Animal Collective's Painting With. It's not that it's even a horrible album; rather, it's just miserably uninspired and medicore given the strength of their output from the aughts and what they are capable of doing. |
Kompys2000
10.09.20 | Hollywood Undead- Swan Songs
Because you know what Linkin Park was always missing? Casual homophobia and embarrassing white-boy gangsta posturing! |
Avagantamos
10.09.20 | 100 gecs - 1000 gecs
it's fucking shit! |
bloodshy
10.09.20 | Drain Age and Marion - East End Sessions
it literally hurts my ears. like actual pain, but possibly just extreme discomfort. it's my hypothetical go-to when i hypothetically need a headache |
ItsTheSquirrel
10.09.20 | Nostalgia Critic - The Wall
The instrumentals are just shittier versions of the originals and Doug's lyrics are some of the most humorless and stupidest "criticism" I've ever heard. And on top of that he somehow manages to sound even worse than Roger Waters sounded on the original album |
Pheromone
10.09.20 | sun kil moon - benji
this review does a pretty good job
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/79245/Sun-Kil-Moon-I-Also-Want-to-Die-in-New-Orleans/
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bloodshy
10.09.20 | damn that was a good review |
Tundra
10.09.20 | Converge - You Fail Me
I could pick any Converge album for this but chose this one because this band in general has failed me, so overhyped kekek. Mathcore scream mathcore scream, some yall like this stuff man, and I question thy sanity of those who do. Car Bomb outclasses this band, CB are more complex, have better production, better vocals, and I dont even like CB that much. Merits I can give to Converge is the drumming pretty dope but the guitars do nothing special at all. Just not so good, u feel me? |
Pheromone
10.09.20 | my personal highlight is the line 'if I were Mark Kozelek, I might've thought she had a thing for me' because it has aged so well |
porcupinetheater
10.09.20 | Damn Phero, Literally copied the relevant line to try making that same point. Nice quick draw |
Pheromone
10.09.20 | ππ |
ReturnToRock
10.09.20 | I had to think long and hard about this one, because I don't tend to hate albums, at least not albums I actively choose to listen to. I hate certain *artists*, but I don't listen to their stuff exactly *because* I know I'll hate it. Then there are the underwhelming or boring albums by bands I like - but I wouldn't use the word 'hate' for those either. Well, except for two...
Green Day - !Dos!
It's everything people expected !Uno! to be - and then some. Far and away the worst album of the trilogy, and the worst of Green Day's career up to that point. A song like Nightlife has no place existing in an album by the same band that gave us 'Kerplunk', 'Dookie' and 'American Idiot'. The rest of the album is nowhere near as awful, but it's still amazingly bad by any standards, actively destroying any good will its predecessor might have created and significantly bringing down the level of an already middle-of-the-road trilogy.
Oasis - Standing On The Shoulders of Giants
I forgot about why I hated this one so much, as it's literally been 20 years since I last heard it. I know my 14-year-old Oasis-loving self was SUPER HYPED for it, and was subsequently so disappointed I took the record back and exchanged it for something else. I vaguely remember it being super-boring apart from the single, which made the experience even more soul-crushing, because the single had been SO GOOD. I've not bothered with any of the newer Oasis stuff, aside from the odd song - and it's all this album's fault.
HONOURABLE MENTION
Gene Simmons - Asshole
Yes you are, Gene. Yes you are. |
YoYoMancuso
10.09.20 | Jon Bellion - Glory Sound Prep
everything pop music shouldn't be |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | updated! |
Tundra
10.09.20 | varied and cool list so far m/ |
Valzentia
10.09.20 | Judah and the Lion - Folk Hop 'n' Roll
its fucking redneck Brokencyde |
TheAntichrist
10.09.20 | destruction - the least successful human cannonball
if pantera and machine head fucked, had a butt baby that survived from a self-induced coat hanger, and it grew up on a diet of pig's blood and spoiled goat meat chained up in the basement, then this album would be the end product. |
Tundra
10.09.20 | always found UnoDosTre to be fun little albums, not offensively bad, not amazingly good. As good jams, they are good at being good jams |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | varied and cool list so far [2]
lovin' these submissions. keep em coming! |
cylinder
10.09.20 | Converge shits on Car Bomb lmao, try again |
Ecnalzen
10.09.20 | Anything and everything I have heard by Florida Georgia Line
Their only album I have heard in it's entirety, tho, is Here's To The Good Times since I worked at a music store a while back and it was in our cd rotation for a while. Good fucking lord, I hate that album. It's the worst of everything I can imagine from pop and country smashed together into an awful mess of music, if you want to even call it that |
DavidYowi
10.09.20 | Sonic Youth - Daydream Nation
This band sounds so fucking bored to be a band, like they're gonna fall asleep mid-song. Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore are the most uncharismatic vocalists I've ever heard. |
DavidYowi
10.09.20 | Obscura - Diluvium
You have to be intensely shitty for me to hate a metal album that features fretless bass playing. You'd have to actively go out of your way to suck in order to achieve that |
rodrigo90
10.09.20 | Aerosmith - Get a grip
Can't stand most of the ballads in the album, especially Crazy, everytime I hear it, it puts me in a very bad mood and I ask myself, how they got there when Pump was tousand times better. I'll take done with mirrors which is their first "mediocre" album over get a grip, anyday. |
Snake.
10.09.20 | boston manor - welcome to the neighborhood
basically a cartoony halloweenish cross between U2 and three days grace and for some reason diy kids eat this shit band up |
LeddSledd
10.09.20 | @ecnalzen yeah i can jump on the FGL hate train. had teachers that would play their music during study periods ugh |
Ecnalzen
10.10.20 | Mmhmm. They are one of the very few albums/artists I truly could not find any redeaming qualities of, lol
I don't 1 very many things, but when I do, it is probably country/pop and/or pop/christmas album |
bloodshy
10.10.20 | i think i have florida georgia line in my 1's too |
wildinferno2010
10.10.20 | I nope out of albums the moment I start to get annoyed by them. Can't think of many albums I truly hate as a result. I need some more hate in my life.
Also that daydream nation pick is interesting. Ivve been iffy on that album for ages but everyone always tells me I'm wrong |
beefshoes
10.10.20 | 20 should be illegal to hate S: |
Dewinged
10.10.20 | Slint - Spiderland
Because I am the only fool in the room that doesn't understand it. |
porcupinetheater
10.10.20 | Now thatβs the sort of self-awareness we need from the bloke who went ahead and added Daydream Nation |
wildinferno2010
10.10.20 | "Slint - Spiderland"
Well shit. Dydream nation dude may have opened the floodgates here |
oltnabrick
10.10.20 | knocked loose doesnt sound like Disembodied lol |
LeddSledd
10.10.20 | dont worry Dewinged, make that two fools in the room. its "beauty" is so incredibly subtle that it might as well not be there |
DavidYowi
10.10.20 | @porcupinetheater I mean if someone can throw Converge on the list, why not take down some more sacred cows while we're at it |
porcupinetheater
10.10.20 | Got to respect it tbh (yours, not Converge dudes, his taste is just bollocks Peripherycore). No shortage of sacred cows in your low rates.
Be your chaotic freaky self < 3 |
Pikazilla
10.10.20 | Slipknot - Iowa
Megalomaniacs in gimp suits write pretentiously tacky music for hormone-afflicted middleschoolers |
TheAntichrist
10.10.20 | people = shit! |
bigguytoo9
10.10.20 | I agree that Animal Collective album isnt very good. |