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Funniest Cannibal Corpse Lyrics

one per album
1Cannibal Corpse
Eaten Back To Life


"Sex with the dead now I must breed/Within the stiff corpse planting my seed/The taste of formaldehyde, smell of the rot/Suck out the goo, feast on her crotch" - "Born In A Casket"
2Cannibal Corpse
Butchered At Birth


"Feel my hell, I feed on fright/Rape the limbless cadaver" - "Rancid Amputation"
3Cannibal Corpse
Tomb of the Mutilated


"She turned a putrid yellow/I pissed in her maggot filled asshole" - "I Cum Blood"
4Cannibal Corpse
The Bleeding


"Bone fragments clot to the hatchet/Knee-deep in the blood of the dead/Cranial separation/Sex with her severed head" - "The Pick-Axe Murders"
5Cannibal Corpse
Vile


"Despite my pain I am able/To grab a lighter on the counter" - "Disfigured"
6Cannibal Corpse
Gallery of Suicide


"Sever the limbs/Decapitate/Yank out the teeth/Then masturbate" - "Dismembered and Molested"
7Cannibal Corpse
Bloodthirst


"I cannot hear with punctured ear drums/I can barely breathe/My ribs are crushed/I will die while suffering" - "Dead Human Collection"
8Cannibal Corpse
Gore Obsessed


"Putrid slop/Licks the surface of his dungeon/A gruesome meal/Rancid feast live on death" - "Hung and Bled"
9Cannibal Corpse
The Wretched Spawn


"Spawn of the wretched, born of the rape/Dawn of the murdering beasts of hate/Spawn of the wretched, cunt defiled" - "The Wretched Spawn"
10Cannibal Corpse
Kill


"I step back and view my work/Torture victim lies drained of life/Outside world will never know/How many nails the victim felt before he died" - "Five Nails Through the Neck"
11Cannibal Corpse
Evisceration Plague


"Bodies are shriveled to skeletal form/To decompose/Victims die helpless while siphoned awake" - "To Decompose"
12Cannibal Corpse
Torture


"Demonic sadists flay the damned with steel/The whip strips flesh/Torments beyond the material world" - "Scourge of Iron"
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