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The Real Umbrella Contest

I figured there was some untapped potential with Ars's current implementation of this contest so I took it upon myself to improve it
1Father john misty
I Love You, Honeybear


The rules are nearly the same as last time:

1.Link a song via YouTube, Spotify, Soundcloud, Bandcamp, DailyMotion, Vimeo... or whatever you like as long as I don't have to download something.

2. The theme this round is folk/shoegaze/trap. This means to enter you need to LINK a song that has acoustic guitar + strings and isn't boring, trap that has good vocals, or shoegaze with production that doesn't sound like total shit (and good guitar work)

3. The next round will move away from music altogether. Contestants will choose a meal to prepare and cook for me. The meal will be judged on presentation, flavour and creativity. After it is prepared, I will DM you my address and you will purchase a plane ticket to my house and feed it to me. Whoever wins this round can use my bathroom
2Kate Bush
hounds of love


4. For the next round, contestants will be given access to my bank info and transaction history and file my taxes for me. The last two contestants to finish will be eliminated. Keep in mind that whatever money I owe will be deducted from your winnings

5. Next, contestants will be given the opportunity to play on my Bloodborne save file and try to kill Micolash. He's not that hard I could easily beat him myself but I get tired of how he's always running like a bitch and I don't have the patience for it honestly. First one to beat him wins but if you use all my blood vials it's on you to replace them
3The Radio Dept.
Clinging to a Scheme


oh and if someone can also mow my lawn for me that will get you some bonus points. I don't really mind doing it but the lawnmower hurts my ears. Good luck to all participants, have fun!
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