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Bands/Film Directors

identical in aim and execution.
1Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven


Terrence Malick

Long, winding and outwardly beautiful. Lacks any sort of tangible plot and whose climaxes almost never hit as hard as intended, due largely to taking small lifetimes to arrive. Pure aesthetics for purely aesthetic purposes. Better off as photographers.
2Arcade Fire
The Suburbs


Wes Anderson

Forcibly manicured, at times to a mind-numbing degree. So aggressively cute that it looks like it dropped out of a Japanese vending machine. Immaculately arranged to diligently conceal the utter lack of soul or human feeling behind any of it. Generally, the art equivalent of adults wearing corduroy overalls.
3Swans
To Be Kind


Nicolas Winding Refn

By turns, violently pretty, turbulent, bloodshot and emotive at surface value. Deeper digging usually reveals a hollow tree trunk that will collapse at the slightest prod. For all artistic elements applied, quite often resembles an avant-garde Red Bull commercial.
4Method Man
Tical 2000: Judgement Day


Spike Lee

When it hits, it hits harder and better than most. More often than not though, misses the plot by such a wide margin, that you could park a three-storied fucking bus in there.
5MF DOOM
MM.. Food


Quentin Tarantino

Full of its own vice and larger than life. Used to be very very good, now pretty much just pleasuring itself in a dark closet full of obscure art material that was obscure mostly from being dogshit to begin with.
6Arctic Monkeys
Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino


Noah Baumbach

Creates serrated portraits of addled lives with pastel precision. Detached from its source of inspiration almost entirely. For whites only.
7Bjork
Vespertine


Alejandro González Iñárritu

Is able to deftly weave interlocking narratives into half-cohesive wholes. Understand the importance of beautiful visuals and can deliver them. Understands the importance of good dialogue and cannot deliver it.
8Marilyn Manson
Mechanical Animals


Lars Von Trier

Dark, dense and wonky-eyed. Slathered in enough black make-up to make even a bunny smelling a flower appear evil. Is not evil. Is in fact, quite boring. A cross-stitched pentagram. Never reconciled his relationship ad upbringing with Jesus and the concept of mortality and/or an afterlife and has been having a very long public breakdown over it.
9Frank Zappa
Joe's Garage


Martin Scorsese

The holy grail of artistic baby boomers.
10Avril Lavigne
Let Go


Tim Burton

Was once angsty, now so tired, if you saw them at a subway stop, you wouldn't know whether to give them a quarter or a pat on the back. Buys all its jewellery and set pieces at Walmart.
11Mr. Bungle
California


Stanley Kubrick

A heady mixture of styles and approaches, all tangled into glorious messes. Is never as good as desired, but quite often, hits the nail just straight enough to drive it in some. Believes the CIA is stealing its thoughts and combats it by having very few sensible thoughts. Loves scratch tickets and college football. Conspiracy theorist du jour.
12The Hold Steady
Boys and Girls in America


The Coen Brothers

Reliably great, with the very occasional dip into self-parodying nonsense. Obsessed with history, and while seemingly comfortable in its skin, generally wishes it was born in a bygone era. Hyper American, mostly for whites only.
13The Jesus Lizard
Down


The Safdie Brothers

Gritty and often hard to digest. Visceral and self-knowingly funny, even at its most brutal. Very very good.
14R. Kelly
Chocolate Factory


Woody Allen

Alleged rapist who works with frightening speed, releasing product faster than sexual assault claims can come through. Otherwise unrelated.
15The Fall
Imperial Wax Solvent


Werner Herzog

Dazzlingly good at its peak, a long-running legacy act that in its strangeness and single-mindedness is sort of amazing even when it's unforgivably bad.
16Red Hot Chili Peppers
Blood Sugar Sex Magik


Dennis Dugan

Obvious is obvious. Art for drunk frat boys.
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