SlothcoreSam
02.09.23 | Roast each album individually, and roast as many as you like.
Best roasts will become my SOUNDOFF for that given album.
I will add them to the list if worthy.
I got my ovenmits on. |
evilford
02.09.23 | 10k album ratings, christ |
pizzamachine
02.09.23 | Do people actually listen to these lols |
artificialbox
02.09.23 | i refuse to believe any classic punk album is actually worth a 5 |
SlothcoreSam
02.09.23 | If you pick 1 album and roast it, and if it's good enough, I'll make it my soundoff
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JohnnyoftheWell
02.09.23 | TDS and Ænima next to each another and both top 10
literally dying of cringe |
kevbogz
02.09.23 | what the fuck is tool doing here lol |
pizzamachine
02.09.23 | Fuck you I won’t do what ya tell me [25,000] |
evilford
02.09.23 | Rage, fuk yea |
MoM
02.09.23 | There are some great albums here! There are also albums i would not pick! Ha-HAH!!! |
anode
02.09.23 | all the albums i recognize make sense to me. roasted |
foxblood
02.09.23 | 98 nice, I actually like vol 2 more. just take out brand new |
sixdegrees
02.09.23 | hep kat alt |
deathschool
02.09.23 | Some of these are good. Some of them are average or perhaps slightly below average. Boom, roasted. |
SlothcoreSam
02.09.23 | You chumps are supposed to choose an album, and roast that album, so that roast becomes my soundoff for that album.
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PotsyTater
02.09.23 | Your 5’s list explicitly reminds me of being in grade 7 |
Trifolium
02.09.23 | Congrats Sam!!!
Also there's CAN here, how could I possibly make fun of this!!! |
normaloctagon
02.09.23 | aesthetic af |
Cimnele
02.09.23 | pearl jam more like pearl bad!!!!!!!!!!! |
Pheromone
02.09.23 | Sage Francis is cringe ! |
DadKungFu
02.09.23 | #97 Minor Threat - "Don't smoke, don't drink, don't fuck", oh it shows Ian.
#53 Descendents - all the hooks in the world can't hide that this is proto-incel-core
# 35 Operation Ivy - California highschoolers continue the fine punk rock tradition of ripping off Jamaican music but making it white by adding the worst fucking guitar tone of all time.
#20 Mr. Bungle - the kind of music unwashed carnies think is sophisticated
#18. Propagandhi - Oh yeah, your melodic hardcore band is exactly the vanguard party Lenin envisioned you pack of uptight dweebs
#9 The Downward Spiral - The worst thing to happen at 10050 Cielo Drive.
#5 Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables - Spongebob background music played at 78 RPM while a helium huffing liberal lisps through his various murder fantasies |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.09.23 | "The worst thing to happen at 10050 Cielo Drive"
lmao savage |
Sniff
02.09.23 | Your 5’s list explicitly reminds me of being in grade 7
While simultaneously being the most ok boomer 5s list I've ever seen |
SlothcoreSam
02.09.23 | So far DadKungFu has the only SOUNDOFF worthy roasts. |
DadKungFu
02.09.23 | Added a couple more for you |
DadKungFu
02.09.23 | fwiw I love most of the albums I'm roasting, wouldn't be doing it otherwise |
SlothcoreSam
02.09.23 | Lol DadKungFu, some great ones here.
Going to have to pick the best for the winner. |
pizzamachine
02.09.23 | 6 was groundbreaking if you were an angry white nerd in 1992 that didn’t know how to rap. Oh hwait, that’s most white boys. |
PitchforkArms
02.09.23 | YO PEEP #93
honestly tho, not much of roasting to do here. Mostly bangers. Though, we need to pull you into the depths of hippity-hop, metal, and (for my own self-edification) jazz & country |
MillionDead
02.09.23 | [2]
Appreciate the punk love on display. Surprised I haven’t checked out Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, being a lover of No Wave and dissonance and all that. |
DadKungFu
02.09.23 | Mostly bangers indeed but the point of a roast is to good naturedly take the piss out of beloved icons |
DadKungFu
02.09.23 | #40 Bad Brains - fake Jamaicans make fake punk in a fake city, apparently with fake recording equipment
#34 Bad Religion - the most Reddit band in history gives its opinion on age of consent laws
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porcupinetheater
02.09.23 | #13 Smith Street Band - Nostalgizing as a personality trait leaves you a perpetual 14 year old, but it's okay. You can always cosplay as a functional adult by chain smoking. |
IsisScript80
02.09.23 | 54. Fantomas - 'The Director's Cut'
Mike Patton: "Ah, gee Guy from Melvins, how d'ya suppose we piss away studio money this time?"
Guy from Melvins: "Hmmm... well Mike, how about we cover movie tunes, and you can yelp like a chihuahua getting ass-fucked by a gorilla, and the dipshit public will hold it up as an avant-garde classic!"
Mike Patton: "Sounds good! What do you think, Guy from Slayer?"
Guy from Slayer: "Boom. Boom. Tsssk". |
Atari
02.09.23 | happy 10k! reminds me that I made a list about my goal to reach that many ratings about 3 years ago when covid hit and still don't even have 2,000.. lmao
guess I need to step up my game! don't have much in the way of roasting but you can replace Tool and Brand New with The Hotelier and more Smith Street ;)
also a little surprised not to see any hip hop, you're the one that got me into some fire like KRS-One and Del tha Funkee Homosapien I believe |
SlothcoreSam
02.09.23 | Nice Porc and Isis! That's what I was after.
A lot of hip hop 4.5s Atari. Next time I do a rap run, there might be a few bumps. |
YoYoMancuso
02.10.23 | 8. Tool - Ænima
We tried as hard as we could, but no amount of Scientology references or 15-minute long visits to the sheet metal factory can disguise the fact that our guitarist barely knows how to play Smoke On The Water |
SlothcoreSam
02.10.23 | Trivia for YoYo.
Thriller was the first album I owned. Was given it for Xmas when I was young, still got the vinyl somewhere. I was also given I love Michael badges and stickers. I was prime bait. |
ArsMoriendi
02.10.23 | Tago Mago, Penis Envy, and Horses, NICE
Who would roast any of those? |
YoYoMancuso
02.10.23 | incredible. i love michael jackson - thriller lore |
SandwichBubble
02.10.23 | I can't make fun of the guy I share obscure punk albums no one cares about with. Happy 10k. |
SlothcoreSam
02.10.23 | I am half the guy you are, call me OneSlicedFoam |
Hendoi
02.10.23 | #12 its so small. |
KennyAlwaysDies
02.11.23 | You 100% stink like feces. |
someone
02.14.23 | Damn are you 15 and is it 2002? |
DadKungFu
02.15.23 | People badly missing the point of this thread
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renegadestrings
02.15.23 | #10
.. If Satan broadcasts Bad Religion on repeat
#99
roasting Rich Kids on LSD is like roasting a burn victim... The work is done for you!
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unclereich
02.15.23 | great list man m/ |
PitchforkArms
02.15.23 | #93 fuckin LOL lame |
Borracho
02.17.23 | you might be the only person i've encountered who can 5 penis envy and the fucking grandad rock of pearl jam in the same breath. 101 is a killer left field 5 though. |
bellovddd
02.20.23 | good to see smith street in there. |
someguest
02.20.23 | pearl jam on another 5 list smh |
combustion07
02.21.23 | Came to roast them but it turns out that I love them and was forced to bookmark to find some new shit so we're just gonna be buddies instead. Sorry to disappoint |
Pheromone
02.23.23 | > Nostalgizing as a personality trait leaves you a perpetual 14 year old, but it's okay. You can always cosplay as a functional adult by chain smoking.
fuckin lmao porc ur perfect |
bighubbabuddha
04.17.23 | jimmy cliff like a sore spot |
Shemson
04.17.23 | #42 The Devil and God are raging that I keep grooming underage girls and cheating on my wife |
bighubbabuddha
05.09.23 | im trying to work out your age, you are either late 50s or low thirties |
