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10.24.18 Terrible album covers10.24.18 Musical Artists Keith Richards Hates

Musical Artists Keith Richards Hates

I agree with Keith on everyone but Black Sabbath (obviously), Elton John, and Led Zeppelin. Metallica's older albums are OK, but they definitely descended into being a joke.
1Puff Daddy

"Bereft of imagination, what a piece of crap."
2Justin Bieber
My World 2.0

"He's a wannabe. His music? I mean it’s a load of crap isn’t it?"
3Grateful Dead
Steal Your Face

"boring shit"
Master Of Puppets

"I don't know where Metallica's inspiration comes from, but if it's from me, then I fucked up."
5Black Sabbath

"great joke"
6Elton John
The Big Picture

"An old bitch... limited to writing songs about dead blondes."
Purple Rain

“An overrated midget… Prince has to find out what it means to be a prince. That's the trouble with conferring a title on yourself before you've proved it. His attitude when he opened for us... was insulting to our audience. You don't try to knock off the headline like that when you're playing a Stones crowd. He's a prince who thinks he's a king already. Good luck to him."
(What's the Story) Morning Glory?

"These guys are just obnoxious. Grow up and then come back and see if you can hang."
9Bob Dylan
Highway 61 Revisited

“Bob's a nasty little bugger. I remember him saying to me, 'I could have written "Satisfaction", but you couldn't have written "Desolation Row"'. I said, 'well, you're right there, Bob.'”
10Sex Pistols
Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols

"There's more to it than saying 'shit' on TV or learning to spit by practicing in the mirror."
11Guns N' Roses
Appetite For Destruction

"I admire their guts. But too much posing. Their look; it's like there's one out of this band, one looks like Jimmy, one looks like Ronnie. Too much copycat, too much posing for me."
12Creedence Clearwater Revival
Bayou Country

"When I first heard them, I was really knocked out, but I became bored with them very quickly. After a few times, it started to annoy me. They're so basic and simple that maybe it's a little too much."
13Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin

"Jimmy is a brilliant player. But I always felt there was something a little hollow about it, you know?”
14Bee Gees
Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack

"Well, they're in their own little fantasy world. You only have to read what they talk about in interviews... how many suits they've got and that kind of crap. It's all kid stuff, isn't it?"
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