Reviews 3
Approval 73%

Soundoffs 73
Album Ratings 1796
Objectivity 94%

Last Active 09-07-19 9:52 am
Joined 06-08-18

Forum Posts 2
Review Comments 5,078

09.12.19 Doof Metal 201907.25.19 Doof's Bonfire of the Sacred Cows
06.30.19 Doof's 2019 Half Way Top Fiddy06.23.19 Doof's Top 100 Bill Callahan Songs
06.10.19 Doof's Top 50 'Rock Songs' of the 00s06.09.19 Doof's Top 50 'Rock Songs' of the 90s
06.06.19 Doof's Top 50 'Rock Songs' of the 10s 06.03.19 Doof's Top 100 National Songs
05.03.19 Songs of 2019 So Far?04.01.19 Doof's Edgy 2019 So Far (in 70 releases
03.06.19 Doofy's Top 25 Anathema Songs03.01.19 Doof Deep Dive: 1988 vs 2001
02.01.19 Doof Deep Dive: 1989 vs 200001.05.19 10s Year Ranking - In Progress
12.11.18 Doof's 2018 AOTY Top 100 12.10.18 Doof's Songs of 2018
12.07.18 Doof 90s Deep Dive pt 212.06.18 Doof 90s Deep Dive Complete
More »

Official Top 11 worst metal vocal styles
11Motley Crue
Dr. Feelgood

Glam metal 'gang vocals' they ALWAYS use in the chorus. Absolutely always.
Sound Asleep

Clean pop-goth 'did you get lost? Think you've come into the wrong recording studio' girly vox
9Type O Negative
The Origin of the Feces

'I want to eat your asssss like, UUUHHHH, chocolate' romantic goth metal
8Linkin Park
Hybrid Theory

Nu metal 'conscious' philosi-rapping

Gruff dildo wielding 'attempted creepy' German vox
6Enter Shikari
Sorry, You're Not A Winner

'On the ciders' lad metal shouty politico-vox
5Mercyful Fate
Brat Masses

Evil 'Mickey Mouse miscast as Satan' metal vox
4Iron Maiden
The X Factor

Trad 'air raid' '80s operatic
In Paradisum

Europop accent operatic metal vox
2Five Finger Death Punch
The Way Of The Fist: Iron Fist Edition

Fooling no one 'tough guy' vox
1Bring Me The Horizon
That's the Spirit

Metalcore 'cleans'
Show/Add Comments (45)


Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Site Copyright 2005-2019
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy