Emeritus
Reviews 107 Approval 98%
Soundoffs 43 Album Ratings 429 Objectivity 63%
Last Active 11-27-20 3:47 am Joined 04-14-17
Review Comments 2,492
| if the sink ships (2/8/2018)
absolutely none of this was supposed to happen | 1 | | Child Abuse Cut and Run
weirdo metal
i do not condone this behaviour, HOWEVER, | 2 | | Project Pablo There's Always More at the Store
grouse house
this is coy and shy house music. i want to Dance with a capital D but also i feel like it'd be inappropriate to take my hands out of my pockets. nice | 3 | | Solid Space Space Museum
coldwave, as in she's just not that interested
the recording devices in outer space possess an inimitable quality, but here i will try imitating this album with nothing but a kazoo and a ridiculous amount of effort. this is post-post-punk | 4 | | Modern Studies Welcome Strangers
1) chamber pop, code for pop with strings, "bucolic" is a nice word and this band is nice
2) Blacklab - Under A Strawberry Moon: doom, stoner metal with psychedelic tendencies. "shit slaps dick" - staff reviewer verdant
3) Cult Party - And Then There Was This Sound: a monolith of bedroom pop/folk seeping into other rooms of the house. | 5 | | Cuntz Here Come the Real Boys...Live in the USA
centrelink-punk
oiiiii damooo ya dumb cunt gimme back mah farken loiiiighta | 6 | | The Dead Texan The Dead Texan
uplift
if the texan is dead then the album doesn't focus on his/her corporeal form but the spirit panning upwards towards the next life. it collects memories, fulfilling relationships, formative ideas and finds a way to courier them into the texan's next stage of existing. bodies aren't needed but in the ambience death finds an accepting and nurturing home. | 7 | | Down I Go You're Lucky God, That I Cannot Reach You
outlaw hardcore
best band oh lord,, grind me into dust and build me back up into a more interesting person. i hope i make friends at school by this time next week otherwise it's going to be a lonely and grey semester. | 8 | | Elephant Gym Balance
math dance
MeAndKTSittingInATree | 9 | | A.G. and John Robinson Penelope
a word from the ill rhyme singers
lovelorn?? who's lorn? i got 99 problems and the majority seem to be related to matters regarding the opposite sex BUT i have a feeling this album will solve a few of them. i really like hip hop and i've been ignoring it recently. | 10 | | Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith The Kid
cosmic pop
a bit like laurel halo i think except more tethered to the stars. voice and instrumentals blend together to form an intergalactic smoothie of self-discovery and otherworldly prettiness. there we have it folks , i have finally disappeared, limbs n all, up my own arsehole | |
ramon.
08.02.18 | up my own arsehole | verdant
08.02.18 | own my arsehole UP my dude haha | Conmaniac
08.02.18 | hahaha woah how far up can u go? | ramon.
08.02.18 | "all the way to the top", crazy weasel dad from big hedge 3 | Dewinged
08.02.18 | Oh my arsehole! I downloaded 4, 2 months ago, forgot to check it and purged it today. What have I done... I wanna hear the cosmic 10 | verdant
08.02.18 | i'll show u a cosmic 10 pal | ramon.
08.02.18 | dont do it he's just a boy | Dewinged
08.02.18 | Fall in line kids, grandpa dewi was already sniffing stardust before you were even planned. | ramon.
08.02.18 | jokes on you gramps, I wasn't planned eat my jorts ha ha ha ... | Dewinged
08.02.18 | You were planned Cryptonito, by the Almighty Cosmos. | verdant
08.02.18 | ramon is the product of entropy | calmrose
08.02.18 | 7 is perfect for lonely and gray semesters | Sniff
08.02.18 | oh hai | verdant
08.03.18 | hi sniff how ya doin | sixdegrees
08.03.18 | wish I could feature my own lists too | neekafat
08.03.18 | please use correct american dating systems thank you | Winesburgohio
08.03.18 | i was once walking behind a homeless dude who kept shouting "if God can't be destroyed / then I'll show no mercy" in between bouts of bitter laughter at passersby and it's stuck with me because i think it's a beautiful phrase but i couldn't quite decode it. anyway 7 has helped me discern his position | verdant
08.03.18 | it has to be earned, six, through hard work, determination, making allies whomst can Fuk Ur Shi t Up | Chortles
08.03.18 | i like these lists and the albums on these lists |
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