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cylinder's top modern bdm & slam

I've been very infatuated with this stuff lately. But now I'm at a point where I've gotten exhausted from all the digging to find new stuff. I need a break. Plus, I've found so many albums I love that I'd like to just spend more time with these and get to know them better. A lot of this kind of stuff that you've seen on my recent lists isn't necessarily stuff I actually like - part of the reason I've been so infatuated is because the music is often so comically dumb (that applies mainly to slam) and that there is an absolutely exorbitant amount of bands all over the world that play these styles, which made me excited to see how many good ones (or at least funny ones) I could find. So a lot of those kinds of albums would find their way onto my lists as well. These, however, are my very favorites. Even the more brain-dead ones (i.e. Cemetery Rapist, Colpocleisis, Toiletectomy, etc. ) I do enjoy unironically - because they're brutal, fun and they groove like mofos. Also, for the purists: forgive my conflating of slam with bdm: there's just so much overlap these days. Plus, when I go on binges of this stuff it's usually a lot of both, so I associate them with each other strongly now. And we have "slamming bdm" now, so that makes the line even blurrier. Also, no free death, because I see that as more of its own thing. Ok, enough chitchat, let's fucking go.
76Toiletectomy
Engorged Through Tragedy


Honorable Mention
75Stabbing
Extirpated Mortal Process


3.5s
74Slamadeus
Slamphony No. 1
73Shinda Saibo No Katamari
Saibogu
72Rebirth the Metal Productions
Impregnated Through Pathogenic Agony


Fermented Masturbation, Decomposition of Entrails, Morphogenetic Malformation and Needle Contaminated Pork
71Pusboil
Ancient Stories of Suffering and Disease
70PeelingFlesh
The G Code
69Party Cannon
Injuries Are Inevitable
68Paroxysmal Butchering
Supreme Revulsion


This is one of the rare times when I prefer the remaster of an album. The original came out in 2012 back when they were just called Paroxysmal. The remaster came out in 2022 and it definitely amps it up a bit. Slightly redone cover art too.
67Parasitic Ejaculation
Echoes of Depravity
66Submerged (USA-CA)
Tortured at the Depths
65Morphogenetic Malformation
Dominion of Primordial Chaos
64Morphogenetic Malformation
Into the Odiousness
63Maximize Bestiality
Extraterrestrial Skolexomorphic Infestation
62Maggot Colony
Vile Reincarnation
61Intricated
The Vortex of Fatal Depravity
60Internal Devour
Doomed To Disembowelment
59Iniquitous Deeds
Incessant Hallucinations
58Heteradelphy
Inundated With Decomposed Torsos
57Gangrenectomy
Abhorrent Necrotic Harvester of Dismembered Human
56Foul Deformity
Disgust
55Essence Ablaze
Carnivalism
54Encystment
Egregious Treatment of Cloacal Exstrophy Malformat
53Ecchymosis
Aberrant Amusement in Cadaveric Vomitplay


still my favorite slam album title.
52Dysmorfectomy
Hypothermal Dissection
51Dysmorfectomy
Disembodied Anomalies
50Double-Barrel Vasectomy
Double-Barrel Vasectomy
49Decomposition of Entrails
Abnormality
48Dead and Dripping
Blackened Cerebral Rifts
47Coprocephalic
Gluttonous Chunks
46Colpocleisis
Fallopian Fallout
45Blastocystia
Upper Triassic Slamcataclysm
44Amputated Genitals
Human Meat Gluttony
43Afterbirth
Four Dimensional Flesh
42Abominable Putridity
The Anomalies of Artificial Origin
41Goemagot
Eradication of Insignificant Beings
40Wormed
Omegon


4s
39Traumatomy
Extirpation Paradigms
38Theurgy
Emanations of Unconscious Luminescence
37Terminally Your Aborted Ghost
Slowly Peeling Flesh From Inside Of A Folded Hand
36Repugnancy
Vile Ancient Transfiguration
35Putridity
Degenerating Anthropophagical Euphoria
34Postcoital Ulceration
Continuation of Defective Existence After Multiple
33Neuropsychosis
Scourging Homicidal Premonitions
32Molested Divinity
The Primordial
31Iniquitous Savagery
Edifice of Vicissitudes
30Found Hanging
Spilled Forth Despoiled Remnants
29Esophageal
Craving Delusions
28Ecchymosis
Psychopathic Concupiscence Towards Homicidal Lacer
27Ecchymosis
Ritualistic Intercourse Within Abject Surrealism
26Disgorge
Consume the Forsaken
25Diphenylchloroarsine
Post Apocalyptic Human Annihilation
24Despondency
Matriphagy
23Deprecatory
Sacrilegious Transfixion
22Delusional Parasitosis
Ingurgitating Intestinal Rot
21Defeated Sanity
Chapters of Repugnance
20Deeds of Flesh
Reduced to Ashes
19Brodequin
Harbinger of Woe
18Artery Eruption
Gouging Out Eyes of Mutilated Infants
17Agonal Breathing/Gangrenectomy/Pit of Toxic Slime/Traumatomy
Rampage
16Agonal Breathing
Pure Agony
15Vomitrocious
Dystopian Elegy: The Last Echoes of Dying Humanity


4.5s
14Orchidectomy
A Prelate's Attrition
13Nithing
Agonal Hymns
12Mnemonic Wetbrain Syndrome
Mnemonic Wetbrain Syndrome
11Infibulated
Diabolical Euphoric Subjugation
10Diphenylchloroarsine
Subterranean Existential Warfare
9Defeated Sanity
The Sanguinary Impetus
8Brutalism (USA)
Solace in Absurdity
7Baalsebub
The Sickness of the Holy Inquisition
6Cemetery Rapist
From My Puddled Phallic Drip


5s - ok, this album is super fun, but it's probably not actually a 5. I just have a soft spot for this guy. This project was one of the first extreme metal bands that I ever came across back in middle school on YouTube. I was so fascinated by it, especially by the "cricket" vocals (which I'm pretty sure this guy invented), even if I didn't know for sure if I actually liked it or not. Then he dropped off the map for like 10 years, then made an unexpected comeback this year. I follow him on Instagram and he seems like such a cool dude. Much respect for the grind of a one-man band, especially these days when it's super difficult to book shows because of your band name *eye-roll*. Oh, I got to see him live this year too and he tore the place to the fuckin ground.
5Jenovavirus
Demo 1
4Devouring Humanity
Devouring Humanity
3Flesh
Flesh
2Defeated Sanity
Chronicles of Lunacy
1Defeated Sanity
Psalms of the Moribund
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