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Swans Ranked

I'm starting a list series (yes, without finishing the other ones, Unique).. the theme is the soundtrack to Trainspotting, as altered by geography.. Displacing it from Glasgow and into other cities around the UK, the US and a few other ones across the globe.. The actual list doesn't have to necessarily involve bands from squarely that region, but one that builds a certain mood.. What mood, you may not ask? Fuck off, I say.. Eternally yours, Butcher..
1The Fall
The Infotainment Scan

Ladybird (Green Grass)

The first transplant is a close one. To LONDON. Rec me a song that may fit this list and I will listen and add..
2New Order


Oh Yea, Beyonce's Sextape is the name of a race-horse.. no actual sex tape exists to my knowledge..
3Queens of the Stone Age
Rated R

The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret

For dirty filthy hot sex call 555-3825
4The Afghan Whigs
Black Love

Honky's Ladder

ED is a serous problem, I didn't mean to make a mockery of it..
5The Cure
Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me

If Only Tonight We Could Sleep

Brand New.. ugh
6The Sound


Villains ranked - last two songs are 1 and 2, everything else is a soaky pooper..
7Brian Eno
Here Come the Warm Jets

Dead Finks Don't Talk

MF Doom is fookin' loovely..


Lorde Nude Photos Reveal Swastika-Shaped Nipples.

I'd like to officially make a disclaimer that Lorde herself is not in any way affiliated with the Nazi Party ideology, and that the nipple shape, while unfortunate, was simply a biological deformation.

Claims that the swastikas were in fact Buddhist symbols were false, as the nipples seem to be hitched at a 45 degree angle.
9Tom Verlaine
Words from the Front

Postcard from Waterloo

Eminem Diapers - Skid Shadies
10The Fall
Reformation Post TLC

White Line Fever

Feist Pregnant with Larry King's Baby
11The Sound
Thunder Up


I made some Rosensoup out of some Rosenstock
12Sonic Youth
Rather Ripped


2Pac Found Alive, Buying Socks in Walmart in Utah..
13Thurston Moore
Rock N Roll Consciousness

Smoke of Dreams

Kanye West Art Exhibit ----- let's see where this Van Goghes
14The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Tepid Peppermint Wonderland: A Retrospective


John Bonham Remains Found! exactly where they were last left
15Mick Harvey
Kiss Your Kidnapped Charabanc

Wedding Hotel

Aqua Teen Hunger Force eaten by the Fat Cunt from Fucked Up
16Perfume Genius
Too Bright


Hitler Orgasm Fudge
Vauxhall and I

The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get

Lars Ulrich Releases New Perfume ---- Sweaty Drumstool
Plowing into the Field of Love

The Lord's Favorite

ArsMoriendi and Jeff Tweedy Share Burrito (Photos within)
19Swell Maps
A Trip to Marineville

Vertical Slum

Josh Homme Sex Change Turns Into Christina Hendricks

Stephen Hawking Found Dead.......from the neck down..

Paramore Ranked in order of Rankness (everybody loses)

John Cale-brand Kale Chips..

Schwarzenegger Wiener Schnitzel

The Fat Lady Sung....... or did she?

What Was Music?

The CIA are killing celebrities... again..
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