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They're all staring at you!!

feel their shame..
1The Cure
Staring at the Sea


The old man stares at you because old obese goths think these sort of pictures are art..
2The Stooges
The Stooges


The Stooges stare because they want to find out where you get your hair cut..
3Patti Smith
Dream of Life


Patti Smith stares because it's a primal form of performance art..
4Iggy Pop
Avenue B


Iggy Pop wants to know where all the good years have gone..
5PJ Harvey
Uh Huh Her


PJ Harvey is not impressed with you..
6Nico
The Marble Index


Nico stares at you frigidly, the only way Germans can..
7Marianne Faithfull
Dreamin' My Dreams


Marianne Faithfull stares at you from that pensioner home placement ad..
8Lou Reed
The Bells


Lou Reed took a minute from admiring what a handsome genius he was thirty years ago to stare at you..
9Leonard Cohen
Field Commander Cohen: Tour of 1979


Leonard Cohen wants to borrow a comb and a bottle of absinthe from you..
10Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan


Bob Dylan stares at you from the cover of Canadian Snowshoe Weekly catalogue..
11Bruce Springsteen
The River


Bruce Springsteen stares because he wants you to understand how close he is to the common man..
12U2
War


The kid with the busted lip stares at you because he'll grow up to be a parking valet in Belfast..
13Theo Parrish
American Intelligence


Theo Parrish stares at you because you don't give a fuck who he is either..
14Madvillain
Madvillainy


Doom wants to borrow your comic books and never give them back..
15Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
The Spotlight Kid


Captain Beefheart stares at you because he thinks you're groovy..
16Frank Zappa
Joe’s Garage


Frank Zappa has wowee in one eye and zowee in the other..
17Chet Baker
Chet


Chet Baker took the time away from letting this woman rub her face on his sugarless piss-coloured sweater to stare at you..
18Prince
Parade


Prince wants you to touch the artist formerly known as cock..
19Phil Collins
Both Sides


Phil Collins wants to creep into your house and steal your Rogaine..

courtesy of SandwichBubble - all is right in the world. I can rest easy now
202Pac
All Eyez on Me


Tupac's dyslexia gets him barred from the Star Trek convention,.
21Kevin Rowland
My Beauty


courtesy of Divaman, and in requirement of no captions.. just stare back at him..
22St. Vincent
Marry Me


Annie Clark stares at you from the large intestine of the American Apparel empire..

courtesy of UniqueUniverse - a high school teacher who gets weirdly intimate with her students
23Cass McCombs
Mangy Love


Cass McCombs stares at you the way widowers stare at wedding cakes..

courtesy of Doofus - "I'm sorry I wasn't around much when you were a kid..."
24Bjork
Telegram


Bjork as seen through the eyes of a Smurf..

courtesy of Azertherion - Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
25Josh Rouse
The Happiness Waltz


Josh Rouse stares at you from Wispiest Beard 2013 Finals promo poster..

courtesy of Doof - "Ok, passport photo checklist...good lighting, look straight at the camera, don't smile...got it. Oh, it says no hats."
26Queen
The Miracle


twice as good as Siamese Dream

courtesy of Azertherion - did not provide caption!!
27Sampha
Process


Sampha stares at the back of his eyelids for RnB crib sheet..

courtesy of Unique - He stares at you psychically
28Tricky
Angels With Dirty Faces


stares angrily because he knows one man is not enough for massive attacks..

courtesy of Doof - "I've made an album to straight up fuck with y'all"
29Wiley
Godfather


stares back in mild panic while streaming the Godfather III

courtesy of Unique - You're a parent and you just walked in on your son Wiley doing...ehm..well...just cleaning the room, mum, nothing else.
30Brian Eno
Reflection


how many Enos does it take to change a lightbulb? I'd tell you but Dead Finks Don't Talk

courtesy of Unique who wanted to take into unwholesome stalker territories..
31Niechec
Niechec


Niechec stares at you from the set of Poland's version of The Shining, Lśnienie..

courtesy of Dylan620
32The Weeknd
Starboy


weave 101 - before
33Ab-Soul
Do What Thou Wilt.


weave 101 - after

courtesy of Unique, with a fantastic matchup
34Andrew W.K.
I Get Wet


Andrew W.K. stares up at you after doing the world's longest line of coke..

courtesy of RogueNine and dreamgauze
35Sade
Promise


Sade stares at you as if to say "Tar Baby was actually about a really hot asphalt worker"

courtesy of dreamgauze -
36JMSN
Whatever Makes U Happy


JMSN gets both t-shirts and turtlenecks wrong, stares regardless..
37Jason Isbell
Southeastern


Jason Isbell stares back into the cold 'hard' face of erectile dysfunction.. A la Blamo!

courtesy of theBoneyKing
38Porcupine Tree
Fear of a Blank Planet


stares up at Father Francis..

courtesy of Green Baron
39Kidneythieves
Zerospace


stares at Gene Simmons and tentatively asks "Daddy?"

courtesy of TheGreatQ
40Korn
See You on the Other Side


Vladimir Putin in his kindergarten days..

also courtesy of TheGreatQ
41Slint
Spiderland


Slint seek refuge in the only place safe from spiders..

courtesy of dreamgauze
42Devin Townsend
Infinity


stares at evolution charts and whispers 'Nope' to himself..

courtesy of bgillesp - Devin stares at your eyes to make sure you don't look down
43Lord Finesse
Return Of The Funky Man


Lord Finesse stares with disdain at the deplorable port-a-potty situation at Coachella..

courtesy of pbateman
44Today Is the Day
Willpower


stares at Andy Warhol and mutters: "Pop Art, more like Pop Tart."

courtesy of JohnnyOnTheSpot, kindly overlord..
45The Shaggs
Philosophy of the World


The Shaggs stare in the mirror at the worst sister-wives this side of Salt Lake City..

courtesy of mumbleTRAPPER
46A Tribe Called Quest
The Lost Tribes


stare on, as hipster California wappers steal their shit, and when they don't do that, stare down gentrification in Queens

courtesy of Rowan5215 - Phife stands on a box to be the same height as the other two, while Tip and Ali judge you for eating meat
47Meshuggah
I


stares at you from a packet of Meshuggah-brand aspartame..

courtesy of RikRoach7, the seventh of the noble RikRoach clan
48Sigur Ros
Von


stares at the Lonely Planet Reykjavik guide, at a loss of non fish-related things to do..

courtesy of Dylan620
49Marilyn Manson
Mechanical Animals


Marilyn Manson misses the mark on his Victoria's Secret audition..

courtesy of Ocean of Noise
50X Japan
Art of Life


stares at you from between W Japan and Y Japan..

courtesy of RikRoach7
51Kate Bush
The Sensual World


Kate Bush stares at you from her Wal-mart employee of the month plague...

courtesy of RikRoach7
52Opeth
Deliverance


stares sadly because Sweden's burgeoning Neo-Nazi movement is not Progressive at all, is it?

courtesy of RikRoach7
53Crazy Frog
Crazy Frog Presents More Crazy Hits


courtesy of UniqueUniverse
The king of chaos and the God of death, he who takes lives and annihilates worlds for his own amusement; the beast, the vicious creature, the villainous mastermind and the keeper of our fates. He alone, the celestial deity, is and always has been and for all the times and ages to come will be the one, the past, present and the future as for he is the creator of all life and it is up to him to taketh it as well. Born of a light, yearning for blood with lust for all life to take and make one with himself. No gods or kings are to his knees even worthy, o' the supreme judge of all life and all the deed in place that is and that is to come as well, for he decides that too. He maketh you his toy for him to then make you ash. He bows to no space, nor time, nor laws of life as it is set by him for the man to be forever bound by the burden of his own existence. O' the beast, o' the magnificent that entity, the master of our lives, the king of chaos, the God of death.
54Tindersticks
Waiting for the Moon


Tindersticks stare at you from the Olive Garden 'barred for life' list. For dining, dashing, vaping and generally glooming everyone out..
55N.W.A.
Straight Outta Compton


NWA stare down a manhole at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, as if to say: 'You lost, motherfucker?'

courtesy of UniqueUniverse - When you tell your friends you like pineapple on pizza and they're like "you're dead to us"
56Logic
Bobby Tarantino


stares at you from a 1988 "Don't Do Drugs Or You'll Die Of AIDS Immediately!" public service announcement..

courtesy of UniqueUniverse - The coolest photo you took of yourself when you were 15.
57Daughter
His Young Heart


stares at you through the eyes of an elementary school arsonist..

courtesy of NorthernSkylark
58Motionless in White
Graveyard Shift


Jeff Goldblum if The Fly was actually The Raccoon..
59Slaughter To Prevail
Misery Sermon


Zooey Deschanel readies for a night out..

courtesy of UniqueUniverse - Ghost's Nameless Ghoul in his primal form...and gets diagnosed with schizophrenia
60The Fall
The Light User Syndrome


the Prestwich volunteer firemen stare at you from an Abbeystead mineshaft..

courtesy of Unique
61Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden


Louis CK goes on the tapeworm and methamphetamine diet..

courtesy of RikRoach7
62Julien Baker
Sprained Ankle


stares at Wes Anderson movies like they're documentaries..
63Moor Mother
Fetish Bones


stares into the eyes of a JFK security agent with a big 'Random Spot Check' sign on the forehead..

the next forever ones are courtesy of UniqueUniverse, that bugger..
64Gorillaz
Humanz


starez at Damon Albarn and thinks: 'Shouldn't the pasty tax have taken care of this fucker?'
65Iggy Pop
Post Pop Depression


stare at you from the steps of Bloomingdale's on 59th Street, men's leather jackets now 25% off..
66Heliotropes
Over There That Way


stares at you either from a bombsite in East Germany, or a postcard in a gluten-free free-range organic conflict-free fair trade hypoallergenic bakery in Brooklyn..
67Abbath
Abbath


Spawn on casual Friday..
68Tortoise
The Catastrophist


stares at Napoleon Dynamite and thinks of broken condoms..
69Jameszoo
Fool


stares at you from Van Gogh's lost masterpiece 'Zappa at rest..'
70Jenny Hval
Blood Bitch


Now introducing Tampax' Ebon Black Tampons - Do not be pigeon-holed by the floral pink woman paradigm of American marketing..
71Prism Tats
Prism Tats


lets pinkeye go untreated for years, because I don't like things touching my eyes, okay?!!?!?!?
72Kraftwerk
Trans-Europe Express


stare away from the front page of a headline 'Kidnapped boys found roaming the Autobahn thirty years later.'
73Kero Kero Bonito
Bonito Generation


Graduating summa cum laude from the Hello Kitty air conditioner repair school..
74Kehlani
Sweet Sexy Savage


stares at lotus flowers, vapes, then somehow extracts all of life's meaning..
75Hawkwind
The Machine Stops


If you count the Tin-Man from Wizard of Oz, I gather Frank Baum has invented both steampunk and cyberpunk..
76Kevin Abstract
American Boyfriend: A Suburban Love Story


perpetually on the hunt for his arch-nemesis Kevin Representational..
77Sting
Brand New Day


stares at the gestapo officer who's just yelled 'Achtung Imker!!'
78Allen Toussaint
American Tunes


has his hands locked in that contemplative Penrose stairs contraption that Baby Boomers do when they stand at grave-sites..
79Electric Citizen
Higher Time


stare at you from the show poster of Led Zeppelin tribute band, Plumbum Blimp..
80Conrad Tao
Voyages


stares from a performance art piece called 'Squares ruin everything.'

courtesy of SoccerRiot
81Aphex Twin
Windowlicker


stares in existential confusion, as he knows he really belongs on a blink-182 album cover..

courtesy of SoccerRiot
82Phil Collins
No Jacket Required


stares back in anguish at the doctor who's just told him 'You're the first Brit to get skin cancer..'

courtesy of zakalwe
83Basia Bulat
Good Advice


that unlikely culprit who brings a knife to a mosh pit..

courtesy of UniqueUniverse for miles and miles..
84Gregory Porter
Take Me To The Alley


album title is number 3 on list of things you should never say to a pedophile..
85Hinds
Leave Me Alone


stare at a homeless man and think 'that T-shirt is sooooo thrift store cool!'
86Ariana Grande
Dangerous Woman


stares from the adult section of DisneyWorld, Minnie Mouse handjobs only $65..
87Vic Mensa
There's Alot Going On


how rappers stand when someone yells Atten-Ho!
88Vince Staples
Prima Donna


stares unimpressed after googling 'Spoon new music,' and getting 'IRISH SPOON PLAYER JOHNNY BONGOS HORGAN..'
89Martha
Blisters in the Pit of My Heart


stares as if to say 'Hearts don't have pits, they are not peaches, hence poetry..'
90Leagues
Alone Together


Jesus, before and after watching Sons of Anarchy..
91Ocean Jet
Vengeance


stares at Ed Sheeran..
92Goldfrapp
Silver Eye


stares at you through failed DIY sunglasses..
93Full of Hell
Trumpeting Ecstasy


stares into the face of a chain-smoking Frenchman, otherwise known as a Frenchman..
94Birdy
Fire Within


stares with soft condescension as she explains your creative differences..
95Tegan and Sara
Love You to Death


Tegan or Sara stares at you from behind Tegan or Sara, quietly whispering ''I don't give a fuck which one of us is which either..'
96Jeff Rosenstock
Worry.


crashing bar mitzvahs since 1998..
97Marching Church
Coming Down: Sessions In April


stares at prospective parents in vain from the steps of a Copenhagen orphanage
98Sodom
Decision Day


on medical forms, puts Sodom under Sex..
99Night Verses
Into the Vanishing Light


Audrey Hepburn takes LSD at Tiffany's..
100Church of Misery
Thy Kingdom Scum


stares at King Buzzo from the Melvins and thinks 'Susan Boyle is looking better..'
101Eric Clapton
I Still Do


stares hesitantly for a while, then finally comes out and asks 'You got a baby and a hotel window I could borrow?'
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