Judio!
02.12.17 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/63445/Kyary-Pamyu-Pamyu-Pikapika-Fantajin/ |
Flugmorph
02.12.17 | soundoffs |
Calc
02.12.17 | write your way up to contributor and do whatever you want |
Sowing
02.12.17 | General rule of thumb for me is good content. If I read it and it works as a review, I'll always approve it. Generally speaking one paragraph is kind of the minimum, but it better be damn good in that case.
Or what Calc said. |
butcherboy
02.12.17 | How bad can a review be if it's longer than a paragraph? |
DoofusWainwright
02.12.17 | You know what, I might just see if I can get away with that...maybe one para review each and every Tiger Lillies album (minus the new one that I've already reviewed)...they have 31 albums. That'd push me over 100 reviews too. So tempted. |
Satellite
02.12.17 | short reviews are acceptable only when written in the form of haiku |
butcherboy
02.12.17 | tiger lillies are amazing.. |
Flugmorph
02.12.17 | haiku |
FullOfSounds
02.12.17 | The review must be 5/5 and only say "5 everything" |
butcherboy
02.12.17 | Goblin review is a haiku.. |
Satellite
02.12.17 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNcSKUQPjTg |
altertide0
02.12.17 | Is it only possible to write short reviews for 2.5 albums? |
butcherboy
02.12.17 | they're not bad, they're not good.. |
neekafat
02.12.17 | How do you even make it up to contributor |
Maniac!
02.12.17 | "How do you even make it up to contributor"
Suck a lot of e-peen |
Satellite
02.12.17 | if that were true i'd be mx by now |
tempest--
02.12.17 | 2 word review...
shit sandwich |
Satellite
02.12.17 | "what day did the lord create spinal tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day, too?" |
Maniac!
02.12.17 | tbh just keep reviewing
rack up a review count and you'll end up with a fancy internet title eventually |
ScuroFantasma
02.13.17 | Shouldn't really worry about length, but quality. If you can get the job done in 10 sentences then great, if it takes 5 paragraphs then fine too. |
Papa Universe
11.26.17 | this is still a hit |
neekafat
11.26.17 | Do more haiku |
butcherboy
03.13.18 | haiku reviews list coming up tomorrow.. |
Papa Universe
03.13.18 | blessed be |
