CugnoBrasso
If being sexy is a crime, Im under arrest for selling ketamine to 5th graders
User

Reviews 8
Approval 97%

Soundoffs 82
News Articles 13
Band Edits + Tags 136
Album Edits 121

Album Ratings 1191
Objectivity 87%

Last Active 12-05-20 9:13 pm
Joined 12-18-16

Review Comments 3,271

 Lists
01.01.25 Just failed no nut 2025 😔12.15.24 The 2024 WTF awards
11.17.24 Alternatives to sputnik? Albumoftheyear10.30.24 I wrote 15 orgasmic songs this morning
10.05.24 Wokeness has gone too far09.13.24 Where is Kompys2000?
08.31.24 New Ménage à un music08.03.24 Going to see The Converge tonight
07.22.24 10th sputversary list05.28.24 Bands I've seen (pt. 2)
03.20.24 Yo what's up autistics02.13.24 Should I buy a PS5
12.23.23 Hoping 4 a better christmas09.08.23 Best e-mail I've ever received?
09.02.23 To check out eventually06.30.23 Sputnik country census
06.19.23 Seeing the Mars Volta on Saturday04.02.23 Important announcement
More »

Just failed no nut 2025 😔

Here we are again. The thing is, I tried this year, I really did, but I had no choice. It's not like I wanted to masturbate, I HAD to masturbate. Here's what happened.
1The New Year
The New Year


Life was going great yesterday, I had just finished updating the OS of my coffee machine and I was ready to go out and celebrate new year's eve with a middle aged creep I met on Ebay customer service.
2Oh No
Oh No Vs. Now Again


Midnight arrived, Klaus and I were drinking moonshine in the city center, and a group of guys surrounded us. They had firearms, knives and fists. I told them I didn't have much money, but money wasn't what they were looking for: trouble was. Klaus cried, but I knew what I had to do. A tear rolled down my face.
3No Choice
Sadist Dream


Unfortunately, I had to unzip my pants and start fapping in public. The criminals were confused, two policemen promptly arrived and I was arrested. As they put me in jail, I thought: I am safe.
4Jaill
That's How We Burn


And here we are now. Rec me 2025 music.
Show/Add Comments (14)

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy