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| Just failed no nut 2025 😔
Here we are again. The thing is, I tried this year, I really did, but I had no choice. It's not like I wanted to masturbate, I HAD to masturbate. Here's what happened. | 1 |  | The New Year The New Year
Life was going great yesterday, I had just finished updating the OS of my coffee machine and I was ready to go out and celebrate new year's eve with a middle aged creep I met on Ebay customer service. | 2 |  | Oh No Oh No Vs. Now Again
Midnight arrived, Klaus and I were drinking moonshine in the city center, and a group of guys surrounded us. They had firearms, knives and fists. I told them I didn't have much money, but money wasn't what they were looking for: trouble was. Klaus cried, but I knew what I had to do. A tear rolled down my face. | 3 |  | No Choice Sadist Dream
Unfortunately, I had to unzip my pants and start fapping in public. The criminals were confused, two policemen promptly arrived and I was arrested. As they put me in jail, I thought: I am safe. | 4 |  | Jaill That's How We Burn
And here we are now. Rec me 2025 music. | |
CugnoBrasso
01.01.25 | I'm going to put out an EP with a brand new project. Stay tuned folks! | Colton
01.01.25 | sometimes you gotta create a sticky situation to get out of one | DoofDoof
01.01.25 | smae | jrlikestodance
01.01.25 | Always next year | artificialbox
01.01.25 | same thing happened to me last night | Demon of the Fall
01.01.25 | a good wank, a decent pint and eat like a horse on NYD
get all those classic resolutions in the bin right from the start | ToSmokMuzyki
01.01.25 | RIP | ToSmokMuzyki
01.01.25 | moral of the story, if no cops around, pull out the schlong | CugnoBrasso
01.01.25 | ACAB | chemicalmarriage
01.01.25 | You did the right thing Cugno | widowslaugh123
01.01.25 | Thanks again for protecting me cugno it was difficult but it needed to be done
Sincerely, Klaus | BMDrummer
01.01.25 | that new year album is fucking great | ToSmokMuzyki
01.01.25 | now now im sure some come from legitimate marriages | CugnoBrasso
01.02.25 | Glad to hear you're ok Klaus! |
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