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The 2024 WTF awards

This year saw the release of some really weird shit, here is some of the wildest crap I entertained myself with,
5pizzamachine
Crunkcore God 2024


NEED I SAY MORE
4A Man Named Penis & DJ Cumslurp
To Plow a Bootyhole


Runner-up: S-tier artist name but some of the worst garbage you could imagine.
3The Submissives
Live At Value Sound Studios


3rd place. This gives me massive Shaggs vibes. Harmonies so wild that not even the girls themselves can control them. Pop music infected with a jarring amount of chaotic energy.
https://submissives.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-value-sound-studios
2Frog Power
Morpheus, My Son


2nd place. These guys are from Dunedin, New Zealand, which according to my calculations is the furthest point in the world from my hometown. The music itself is very far from everybody's hometown, it sounds like it was gifted to us by a crack-abusing broke alien.
https://frogpower.bandcamp.com/album/morpheus-my-son
1Matt Tucci
Not the Goblin!!!!


1st place. Seriously, what the fuck is this lol. The album description is crazy, I hope this shit goes viral and somebody interviews this absolute madman.
https://mjtucci.bandcamp.com/album/not-the-goblin
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