CugnoBrasso
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Best e-mail I've ever received?

I'm tempted to tell this story with a fuckton of details but I'll try to keep it as short as possible, but I'm SO FUCKING THRILLED!!! lmao
1Government Warning
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My coworkers and I attended a course some months ago. We all contacted our department to have it reimbursed (standard practice). The department reimbursed everybody except for me. I called them and asked why, they told me that I didn't attend it. I had a certificate to prove it, but they said that "maybe I attended it in secret and without paying".
2Government Warning
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This was obviously bullshit, but I had to go to my bank one morning before work. They gave me an account balance that proved that I OBVIOUSLY FUCKING PAYED for it.
3Government Warning
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At my workplace, I scanned it and sent it via e-mail to the department. The day after, they replied by saying that they could not accept it because it "might have been fake" or something like that.
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They told me that I had to sign that document and send it via regular mail (haven't sent an envelope in ages!). I was biting my nails out of anger and one of my fingers started to bleed. That's when I had an idea: I will sign the document with my blood lmaoooo.
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Of course, I signed it by hand too (I really wanted this to be over), but I also managed to create a decently sized blood stain on the paper (took me a couple of minutes). I even attached a message that said "hope this is enough, let me know if you also need a copy of my blood donor card" and I sent it.
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And guess what, THEY FUCKING REPLIED VIA E-MAIL TODAY!
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