CugnoBrasso
If being sexy is a crime, Im under arrest for selling ketamine to 5th graders
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Ranking finger names

I will have to stay at home for quite a while, so here's my ranking of finger names. Remember that these are just my personal opinions, it's not like I'm forcing you to change your mind or anything like that lmao im not a fascist.
1Badfinger
Ass


5. THUMB
How can you tell whether "thumb" is an appropriate name for thumbs? Does thumb inherently mean anything? Even after hearing the word "thumb", you have NO IDEA how it actually looks like, or where it is in relation to other fingers. A bad finger name, there's no sugar coating it.
2Circle of Ouroborus
Eleven Fingers


4. PINKY FINGER
Are your pinky fingers pink? Are they even pink-er than your other fingers? Just asking out of idle curiosity because MINE ARE DEFINITELY NOT. What's more, if you're not white, your pinky fingers are even less pink than their name suggests! Definitely a bad, borderline racist name!
3Stiff Little Fingers
Inflammable Material


3. RING FINGER
I know this might come as a shocker to most of you due to my undeniable sexyness, but I'm not married. And guess what? This means that NONE of my ring fingers has a ring! Talk about appropriate finger names smh. The only reason why I'm ranking them higher is because the name is not racist, that's it.
4Fingerspitzengefuhl
Fingerspitzengefühl


2. INDEX FINGER
What finger do you use to scroll through book indexes? Your index fingers. What finger do you use to indicate? Your index fingers. THIS is how you name a finger, was it so hard?
5Mr. Fastfinger
In Motion


1. MIDDLE FINGER
Finger names don't get much better than this. Take a look at your hands, where are your middle fingers? THAT'S RIGHT, IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE! AND THAT'S IT!
Simple. Effective. Memorable.
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