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Sage Tellah's Worst Albums of 2017

Worst albums this year, cast Firaja on all of them.
Perfect Timing

trap rap, hip-hop, alternative r&b

This is SO boring. Way too many tracks of extremely by-the-numbers trap rap. None of it is terrible, but it's length might justify a 1.5. I'll just put samples of Siri on an 808 if somehow I ever want to hear this.

social justice, noise

I had this rated higher, but hated it more and more each time I listened to it. Lyrics are way too heavy-handed. Also that album cover Jesus H.
8Asking Alexandria
Asking Alexandria

alternative rock, melodic metalcore, electronic, woah-oh rock

Musically ripping off Bring Me the Horizon (who was ripping off Linkin Park) and aesthetically ripping off TesseracT (they have full rights to any artsy geometry). I like Danny's voice, but I can't stand this style of music. The track with a rap guest spot near the end is one of the most cringe things I've heard this year.

hip-hop, pop rap, trap rap, "conscious" hip-hop, rap rock

I actually like/tolerate some of these songs (Walk on Water, the Skyler Grey track, Framed, Offended), some of these are dumb but they range from listenable to solid. However, out of 19 songs, that's painful. What the hell was he thinking sampling "I Love Rock and Roll"? Really bad instrumentals all over the place and too many ballads. More dumb album art, haha face palm donald trump haha
6New Found Glory
Makes Me Sick

pop punk, pop rock

See album title.
5Six Feet Under

death metal

This was painful to slog through, Chris Barnes sounds like he's in the vocal booth after getting aggressively bukkake'd and it was mad viscous or some shit
4Suicide Silence
Suicide Silence

alternative metal, deathcore, nu-metal

This band has always been bad, now they're just bad in a different way. I'm honestly afraid of this happening to All Shall Perish if they get their shit together with this guy. If you're going to do this kind of album cover at least record some DragonForce-esque music to go with it.
3The Chainsmokers
Memories...Do Not Open

electronic, edm, pop, idk

Hate the album title and cover. This is pretty much a compilation of everything I don't like in music. The Coldplay song makes me want to throw the Phoenix Downs in the trash and set myself on fire.
A Girl A Bottle A Boat

runner up
pop rock

This album is so bland and inoffensive that it becomes offensive somehow.
1Lil Yachty
Teenage Emotions

hip-hop, trap rap, pop rap

This is way too long, I hate the album cover, and there's nothing good on here at all. Lil Boat wasn't all that great either, but at least it had a fun factor.
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