literallyzach: Being Gay Will Make You Sad

literallyzach 03.15.17	list is downtrodden pop and experimental, some hip hop as well. it's also my first (!)
unclereich 03.15.17	Frank ocean is on sput now damn this place is popping off
UndineParty 03.15.17	Weed changed your sexual orientation Stop smoking and you'll be straight n happy
unclereich 03.15.17	A heterosexual
Conmaniac 03.15.17	wait r u my roommate
literallyzach 03.15.17	i am con's rommate, frank ocean :-/
unclereich 03.15.17	Literally
BlushfulHippocrene 03.15.17	Cool list, 1 is fantastically sad. Feel better, bud, things will get better soon. But that sucks.
Trebor. 03.15.17	There's a really good article going around about chronic loneliness in young gay men
literallyzach 03.15.17	yeah I skimmed through that one I think. it's definitely a larger cultural problem people don't really want to address but this kind of thing happens when you build an entire culture on sex and then sex ends up slaughtering a significant portion of your population lol. perfume genius addresses this really well on too bright, def worth a listen
UndineParty 03.15.17	Why do you refer to yourself as a faggot? I always seen it as derogatory term and as a result am having a hard time taking this list seriously.
MonotoneMop 03.15.17	Sex is lame, let's get rid of it
50iL 03.15.17	I mean getting rejected as a gay by a hetero is just like getting rejected any other way tbh However, I will say its statistically less likely to find a partner as a gay person, so good luck :)
MercuryToHell 03.15.17	Unreciprocated feelings aren't exclusive to the gay community, and as Undine referenced above, referring to yourself in a derogatory manner isn't the way to go to make yourself feel any better. I'm perfectly happy being a bender, life is what you make of it.
ArsMoriendi 03.15.17	I can't tell whether this is a troll alt or not...
Ryus 03.15.17	:'[ nice list tho
DoofusWainwright 03.15.17	Most sput list ever
Drifter 03.15.17	18 does rule
AlexKzillion 03.15.17	"Why do you refer to yourself as a faggot?" Same reason why a lot of black people refer to each other as "nigga". I don't think he's doing it to shame himself.
UndineParty 03.15.17	"Same reason why a lot of black people refer to each other as "nigga". I don't think he's doing it to shame himself." I've heard people give this reasoning, I still don't agree with it but fair enough.
Conmaniac 03.15.17	but seriously sounds a lot like my roommate but he actually has guys over a lot.
BlushfulHippocrene 03.15.17	I can imagine rejection from a heterosexual man as a homosexual man being psychologically quite different to other forms of rejection; not necessarily tougher, just different. Could be wrong, of course, just speculating.
Cygnatti 03.15.17	Lol I had a crush on one of my straight friends. Bemusing experience.
literallyzach 03.15.17	wow I am shocked some of y'all haven't heard a gay man call himself a faggot before, it's like a base word of me and my friends' vocabulary. also blush is totally right that rejection from straight men hurts in a different way than [edited] rejection from someone who at least has the potential of being attracted to you. that doesn't happen with straight boys so it's kind of depressing to process
literallyzach 03.15.17	also this list is more controversial than I anticipated
rabidfish 03.15.17	Dude that sucks... I dunno how it feels with gays, but having a crush on a friend that you know will NEVER reciprocate sucks ass... It feels so pointless and stupid but u can't stop it. Sex sucks, let's get rid of it [2]
UndineParty 03.15.17	i am part of the LGBT community, sorry for thinking this was a joke list, hope things get better soon.
grannypantys 03.15.17	This confirms my suspicions as a straighty that all gays secretly want me.
bakkermaarten007 03.15.17	I've had a gay friend crushing on me once. I still regret how I handled that situation. (short: I was a young puppy who was too cowardly to politely reject him, so I did it bluntly)
Typhoon24 03.15.17	list is good and man running out of weed sucks
talktothehead 03.15.17	so pretty much being gay and being ugly are just alike?
rabidfish 03.15.17	lol y u like this, ALA?
talktothehead 03.15.17	what? what do you mean "like this"? it was a genuine question
talktothehead 03.15.17	besides, being gay AND ugly is so depressing ;_;
evilford 03.15.17	only gay person I've heard refer to him or herself as a "faggot" is milo yiannapoulos and we all know how great of a human being he is also why I hesitate to take this list seriously
literallyzach 03.15.17	you should meet more gay people honestly
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 03.15.17	"only gay person I've heard refer to him or herself as a 'faggot' is milo yiannapoulos and we all know how great of a human being he is" Congrats on knowing like two gay people.
ffs 03.15.17	dont worry, lots of other things will make you sad too
rabidfish 03.15.17	Maybe it's because u not gay enough... I should know, I know all the gays.
evilford 03.15.17	"Congrats on knowing like two gay people." actually I know a huge amount of gay people. just not something I've ever heard. congrats on jumping to conclusions based on little to no information
evilford 03.15.17	also two of my best friends are gay. never heard it from them either. and yes I've been to the gay bar with both of them, separately.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 03.15.17	My best friend is black...
oisincoleman64 03.15.17	Maybe being sad makes you gay
evilford 03.15.17	maybe it has to do with a younger generation? most of the gay people I know are in their 30s and 40s or maybe I just never picked it up idk
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 03.15.17	I'll grant you that cause my gays are low to upper 20s predominantly.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 03.15.17	Most black people that age range where I live regularly use nigga with their white friends as well which is probably different among older generations too.
literallyzach 03.15.17	lol I'm from a very rural town so I didn't even meet an out gay man over the age of 20 until I went to college. i just feel like that's kind of disturbing
oisincoleman64 03.15.17	if you still think nigga means black person you're outdated, nigga
Cygnatti 03.15.17	i use fag fairly liberally, but almost strictly among my friends only. i rarely use it to mean someone is gay, too.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 03.15.17	The Louis CK sketch is pretty true from my experience.
zakalwe 03.15.17	I literally bum fags i.e unintentionally moisten the filter of a cigarette with ones mouth which is a nightmare if you're twosing.
literallyzach 03.15.17	ngh, I honestly would agree with him wholeheartedly but hearing any heterosexual throw around faggot is a little disconcerting. I only feel chill with my most trusted heteros using that one
Cygnatti 03.15.17	smoking is bad m'kay. itt december boys, everywhere.
ArsMoriendi 03.15.17	I guess as long as it isn't use with malice it's fine Same with most slurs I believe, but some people will get offended regardless
zakalwe 03.15.17	Smoking is still unbelievably cool up until the cancer.
DoofusWainwright 03.15.17	Vape is never cool
DoofusWainwright 03.15.17	Faggot used by a heterosexuals while they're simultaneously mulling over meatball recipes is acceptable imo
SpiritCrusher2 03.16.17	being alive will make you sad
zakalwe 03.16.17	I think it makes them sound sexy. I'm on the turn.
LoLifant 03.16.17	tbh it doesn't matter that much that it's a dude. if it was some hot girl she probably would reject you as well lol
literallyzach 03.16.17	it might appear self deprecating to you fifth but it feels empowering for me. at the end of the day it's not really my business if you agree or not ¯_(ツ)_/¯
wham49 03.16.17	the weed thing is gender and sexual orientation nuetral man, everybody is bummed when that happens
Storm In A Teacup 03.16.17	Most sput list ever (2)
Anthracks 03.16.17	i turned straight this year
ianblxdsoe 03.16.17	but does being sad make me gay
UndineParty 03.16.17	really makes you think
Dedes 03.16.17	Sometimes I slip into unfathomable levels of depression and think you know what would really lift my spirits? Masturbating to a photo of George Clooney, that's what.