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Slammin' and Skankin'
everything is weird bro
Recommend Me Music from 2019, Cowards!!
Bloon Checks In: Revengance
more angry music for your STuPID EaRS
recommend me death metal gosh darnit
Angry music for your STuPId EARs
Bloon's AOTY 2K18 (free association)
2018: The Ugly
HAPPY HOLIDAYS - christmas marathon bit
I'm 18 now whoa
Fashion Tips For The 90's
Deadly Sins REC COMP: FINALE
Fashion Tips For The 80’s
Deadly Sins REC COMP: Part 7
2018: The Ugly
The worst records of this year. If you don't like it, ...sorry.
Peste Noire - Split - Peste Noire
DISHONORABLE MENTION - I'm sure if I listened to this shit it would be the worst album of the year but, yeah, no thanks.
Most likely to join a cult because someone told him he shouldn’t.
Most likely to shout his opinions at someone he doesn’t know at a coffee shop.
Tiny Moving Parts
Most likely to post “I’m miserable. DON’T MESSAGE ME.” on Facebook at 4 AM and get 3 laughing while crying reacts.
The Atlas Moth
Most likely to tip their fedora whenever they see a “Atmospheric” or “Progressive” tag on RYM.
Twenty One Pilots
Most likely to talk about how tortured they are on a blind date.
Rivers of Nihil
Where Owls Know My Name
Most likely to scratch neck-beard and loudly ask “But, what does it mean?” at an art museum.
Most likely to go to an opera show and wonder where the riffs are.
Scars on Broadway
Most likely to shame people for voting, claiming they are “fueling the wretched machine.”
beerbongs and bentleys
Most likely to play Nickelback when he gets the AUX cord.
Most likely to continue fucking up behind bars.
Most likely to call you a homophobic slur on Xbox Live.
Most likely to cry alone at a bar because no one “gets his art.”
Most likely to give a D.A.R.E. speech at your local high school.
Most likely to shout “RAISE UP YOUR LIGHTERS” to a crowd of 13 year olds.
Most likely to portray an Antifa member on Tim and Eric.
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this year was really good for music but it had some stinkers
heh, 11 is in my top of the year
These descriptions lmao right on the head
imagine dragons - dEvolve
most likey to change their name to "imagine making a good album"
I didn't listen to it but Imagine dragons - evolve:
Most likely to taste italian dressing and say it's waaay too spicy
lol these are pretty funny
Five Finger Death Punch - And Justice For None:
Most likely to buy a pick up just to show they’re tough
oh my god, ive gotta hear 16, what the fuck.
well thats disappointing, i thought it was going to be interesting bad but instead it was just whatever.
I think 10 was ok but yeah the rest hurt.
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