Snide: Snide Rap Side Project

Snide 03.22.17	I can't wait to share this new project with you all! This won't affect any Black Malachite release schedules, the Distortion World remaster is still coming out April 9th as planned and the fourth Black Malachite album is well underway.
TheSpaceMan 03.22.17	Fire
LethalPaintball 03.22.17	this is a sick joke isnt it
EliteTaste 03.22.17	please kill me
Snide 03.22.17	No, it's not a joke. I'm really excited to share this EP with you all.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.22.17	Hey Snide
Snide 03.22.17	"Hey Snide" Hey Angry what's up fam
Jasdevi087 03.22.17	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1075139.jpg
UndineParty 03.22.17	thank god [2] his grace shines down
hal1ax 03.22.17	lol
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.22.17	Man...I'm really not trying to be a dick but ... http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/72798/Black-Malachite-Black-Malachite/ did you learn nothing from that review? Particularly the last paragraph. "I’ve no need to go on further with this, but it’s nothing short of frustrating when someone with potential squanders it and fails to learn every single time that less is more. That actually giving your work the time and effort it definitely deserves will result in something truly excellent, but I’ve had enough of trying to point that out. I’m done. Nothing happens here. Nothing you hear here will stick with you, and I don’t even understand why DuBois never takes into account why he never makes any true progress whatsoever despite the passion he has for creating music. I just don’t get it, and now"
50iL 03.22.17	Oh boy
Snide 03.22.17	@Angry: This Rap EP hasn't been rushed, I've been working on it for a while. It's literally a side project debut. The Distortion World Redux has been in production for almost half a year, and the fourth album isn't anywhere near completion (but is still well underway)
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.22.17	I just think it's a huge waist of resources to work on 3 projects at once and I think you're dabbling into a lot of genres(as you have with previous works) without really knowing how to stake a claim in them. I mean...I'll way to judge, but I'm just going off prior experience.
UndineParty 03.22.17	"4. I Faked A Wedding And All I Got Was This "
SteakByrnes 03.22.17	Is the fourth track's name a thrown out Panic song title?
Snide 03.22.17	@Angry: Working on multiple things at once (without rushing myself by putting a release date on them) seems to be working a lot better for me honestly. It allows me to keep my need to pre-release shit at bay by allowing me to focus my attention on something else.
Deathconscious 03.22.17	Holy fucking shit, will i be able to get through the whole thing?
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.22.17	but doesn't that run the risk of just making all your projects shitty?
hal1ax 03.22.17	huge waist
Snide 03.22.17	@Angry: It'll actually make them better because I won't be rushed, and it'll allow me to chill and work on them more in depth, let them settle, then come back to work on them again.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.22.17	Whatever...you do you i guess
Toad 03.22.17	Huge waist [XL]
Tyler. 03.22.17	what
Snide 03.22.17	@Angry: I'm gonna let my work speak for itself, even if people don't like it, they'll easily be able to tell it isn't rushed like my previous works. I've been waiting to do something like this for a while, and rap would have been really out of place if I did it in Black Malachite.
JeetJeet 03.22.17	FREE SNIDE FREE SNIDE
Aberf 03.22.17	what. [2]
JeetJeet 03.22.17	PERCOCET, MOLLY PERCOCET
Toad 03.22.17	I will also be dropping raps soon ish I'm thinking rap battle $$$$$$
AlexKzillion 03.22.17	2017 XXL Freshman calling it now
Snide 03.22.17	@Toad: Ayy you're gonna be dropping a mixtape?
Toad 03.22.17	Yeah man, I dropped two tracks via list like a month ago
Deathconscious 03.22.17	Yo, A 2 tha Dolf Christ droppin his new album next week. Its called Have I Come 2 Save tha Jews or 2 Ice They Asses?
Drifter 03.22.17	Why
Hep Kat 03.22.17	LOL
dbizzles 03.22.17	LitMalachaight 2017
JeetJeet 03.22.17	Snide ft. Quavo - I Ran Off On The Plug
Deathconscious 03.22.17	if you dont buy me anything, im gonna tell my mom you took me to a black persons house!
JeetJeet 03.22.17	Can't wait til Snide starts rockin Coogi and starts charging his friends 50k for a walk-thru
Tyler. 03.22.17	it's things like this that make me thing youre doing all of this ironically
ArsMoriendi 03.22.17	http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glutton%20for%20punishment
Snide 03.22.17	@Tyler: I enjoy all the music I enjoy, and I enjoy most of the things I make bar My Tears Your Weapon and the Black Malachite Rage EP (the latter being why I now know why I stopped making metalcore on my own). So naw man, it isn't being done for irony. I'm serious about my rap music, and all of my music.
Ebola 03.22.17	...
Tyler. 03.22.17	how much time did you spend on this. just curious
kascetcadettt 03.22.17	who's ronnie radke sounds like a nazi name
kascetcadettt 03.22.17	also don't die sach
Ebola 03.22.17	I Faked A Wedding And All I Got Was This Shitty Song Title
Snide 03.22.17	@Tyler: I started this EP around the time I started working on Void, so August 2016.
kascetcadettt 03.22.17	u should dedicate a song to our boy sach
AlexKzillion 03.22.17	Snide what's your fave hip hop album?
Snide 03.22.17	@kascet: Here's one of Ronnie Radke's rap songs - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLlbzlS6_Lk
SteakByrnes 03.22.17	Outkast is king baby
Snide 03.22.17	@Alex: My favorite rap album is "The Rising Tied" by Fort Minor.
wwf 03.22.17	'@kascet: Here's one of Ronnie Radke's rap songs - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLlbzlS6_Lk' oh wow this is the worst thing
dbizzles 03.22.17	Having your debut hip hop project being inspired by Ronnie Radke is maybe the most Snide thing ever.
sempiturtle 03.22.17	My two biggest influences for this EP were Ronnie Radke, Fort Minor, and Eminem. ffs m8 learn to math lol. hyped for the one that sounds like a fall out boy song.
Snide 03.22.17	@sempi: Sorry I'm sleepy as shit man thanks for catching that it was two instead of three lol. If anyone has any question about the EP feel free to ask!
Conmaniac 03.22.17	this isn't real
Snide 03.22.17	@Conmaniac: This is very real, and when it drops hopefully you're gonna dig it.
Satellite 03.22.17	i'm not here, this isn't happening
Ebola 03.22.17	"@kascet: Here's one of Ronnie Radke's rap songs - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLlbzlS6_Lk" holy fucking shit, this is a war crime
unclereich 03.22.17	you want to be ronnie radke so bad
Deathconscious 03.22.17	that made me physically sick, im not joking.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.22.17	"@kascet: Here's one of Ronnie Radke's rap songs - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLlbzlS6_Lk" Is this supposed to be ironic or is this real?
Tyler. 03.22.17	lol
Deathconscious 03.22.17	its not real if thats what youre asking.
Satellite 03.22.17	that video is not something a just god would allow to exist
Ebola 03.22.17	for those of you who clicked the link: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
unclereich 03.22.17	thankfully it wont load for me
Frippertronics 03.22.17	t-roy didn't die for this
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	snide what have you done lmao
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	these sound like Fall Out Boy song titles. Two of them might even just be reworked titles of actual Fall Out Boy songs. haha
Frippertronics 03.22.17	feel free to give me a promo copy thanks
Snide 03.22.17	@Fripp: I mean if you really want a promo copy earlier I'll give you one.
AdoreSwancore 03.22.17	I think what we all really want (and need) to know is which of these tracks is about the love for the big booty? My guess would be rainfall
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	sounds like he already got one since he knows the hidden track is "my album, your objectivity"
Frippertronics 03.22.17	by all means "You Know, Drinking's Not All That Bad" long lost american football scrapped title
Frippertronics 03.22.17	you and sinternet need to fund a collab mixtape focusing on the hardships of having no chin
Tyler. 03.22.17	lol
Snide 03.22.17	"about the love for big booty" Dude, I'm a boob guy not an ass guy. I hate big butts.
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	"you and sinternet need to fund a collab mixtape focusing on the hardships of having no chin" You should call yourselves the Sputnik Justice Warriors
Frippertronics 03.22.17	featuring yak and laked god on "alter ego getting a sonichu tattoo"
Frippertronics 03.22.17	"Dude, I'm a boob guy not an ass guy. I hate big butts." ireland please
Frippertronics 03.22.17	snide the type of dude to see a chick with a concave ass and think "perfect"
Deathconscious 03.22.17	Shoulda called your rap project Chinny Chin Chin.
ScuroFantasma 03.22.17	I'm actually interested in how this wil sound, but dude that Ronnie Radke track you linked was really awful. I hope it's nothing like that.
Snide 03.22.17	@Scuro: It doesn't sound like Ronnie bar some influence in my delivery, instrumental composition wise it's far more trap influenced.
Snide 03.22.17	Also, gonna upload a small teaser preview within the next couple days, to give an idea of what instrumentally it sounds like (and what the basic vocal production sounds like).
guitarded_chuck 03.22.17	i just fucking died
guitarded_chuck 03.22.17	but like you do you man i aint mad
onionbubs 03.22.17	holy shit this exists I need to hear this
JigglyPDiddy 03.22.17	I'm a lyrical, spiritual individual who keeps it on the down low 'cuz public eyes are sensible.
zaruyache 03.22.17	i am grinning so hard omg it's like second christmas thank you
Devastator 03.22.17	"@kascet: Here's one of Ronnie Radke's rap songs - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLlbzlS6_Lk" Everyday we stray further from God's light.
Keyblade 03.22.17	posting so this shows up in my discussions
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	worth it
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	Question: Has anyone ever heard you rap before? Besides yourself, of course.
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	dino don't discourage him. we need this.
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	I'm not trying to discourage him! I just know that in the past, I've encouraged Snide to let other people hear his stuff before saying "it's done." I always crowd source my stuff before officially saying it's complete.
guitarded_chuck 03.22.17	i want to support him but the fact he releases shit at such a quick pace makes me feel its less about the art for him and more about the attention ya dig whatever though either way you do you i dont give a fuck
Deathconscious 03.22.17	AOTY, just not in the conventional way.
Deathconscious 03.22.17	Of course its for attention, hes a self-professed attention whore. Doesnt matter to him whether its positive or negative attention, why else would he keep posting his music here when everyone just shits on it.
Devastator 03.22.17	Maybe it's his kink? We don't kink-shame here.
emester 03.22.17	I'll 5 if you collab with Viper
Ebola 03.22.17	leak it if you real
RunOfTheMill 03.22.17	holy shit this site is amazing.
Ebola 03.22.17	if you don't 5 this you're a cuck
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	you'll cowards don't even smoke crack u are an imbecile
Aberf 03.22.17	FUCK THIS
EphemeralEternity 03.22.17	you know what i'll be the one guy to attempt to decontextualize this and listen with an open mind
guitarded_chuck 03.22.17	"Of course its for attention, hes a self-professed attention whore. Doesnt matter to him whether its positive or negative attention, why else would he keep posting his music here when everyone just shits on it." oh god yeah
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	I always go into any music with an open mind. It's just... most of Snide's is mediocre. I wouldn't even say BAD (except for maybe that metalcore stuff) But yeah... I'm not big on rap as it is, so I doubt I'll enjoy this much, regardless of it being Snide.
tellah 03.22.17	stoked
Devastator 03.22.17	"Of course its for attention, hes a self-professed attention whore. Doesnt matter to him whether its positive or negative attention, why else would he keep posting his music here when everyone just shits on it." As evidenced by there being 7 total releases since last year if you count his re-release of his debut.
EphemeralEternity 03.22.17	maybe it was jennifer?
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	I have single songs I've been writing for literally years. I have not yet released music, demos or anything besides super rough cuts from programs like Guitar Pro. Meanwhile, 7 releases in a year, and someone going "I held back as long as I could, but I really feel like this is all done!!"
mindleviticus 03.22.17	can't wait!
Devastator 03.22.17	What genre are you writing for Dino?
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	Eh, well... I've gone through a lot of different phases. Generally (on my own) has been post-rock/ambient, but I'm trying really hard to not just be post-rock by the numbers. I've dabbled in other stuff as well. I have some stuff that I consider "done," but I don't have the means to record it how I want it to sound yet (pedals, effects, etc.) I be poor. I'm in a band now though, and we're going mostly pop-punk, but trying to be a little more diverse. Hopefully we'll be heading into the studio this summer for that.
Sinternet 03.22.17	Hey don't drag me into this Snide can i have first listen? I promise i'll actually review it this time
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	dino i'll croon over your ambient post-rock
Devastator 03.22.17	@Dino real talk that's sounds really sick man. I'd love to hear when you get the chance to record it.
adr 03.22.17	oh boy this ought to be good
Aberf 03.22.17	"Snide can i have first listen? I promise i'll actually review it this time" He put a teaser on discord.
Devastator 03.22.17	And how does it sound?
TheSpaceMan 03.22.17	god the wait for this is killing me
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	snide would be on suicide watch if this thread had 0 comments
Devastator 03.22.17	I wonder what wacky tale he would spin if that happened?
Snide 03.22.17	Here's the teaser you guys - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCm-isprE8Q
Toad 03.22.17	Link for the teaser?
Snide 03.22.17	I posted the link to the teaser lol
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	Aw man, I'm at work and can't check it, but I eagerly await the reaction posts.
dbizzles 03.22.17	pretty lit, fam
Snide 03.22.17	@Dinosaur: A few people have heard me rap over the last couple years, and all of them have said I've improved quite a bit and with the critique I've been getting over the years I felt like it was the time for me to test it out with a mixtape.
onionbubs 03.22.17	fuck this
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	Okay, cool, that's good to hear.
dbizzles 03.22.17	bubs, did you comment that on the video too?
onionbubs 03.22.17	you know it
SitarHero 03.22.17	"I'm going to be releasing a small rap EP that hopefully will turn into a nice rap project called "Snide Remarks."" I feel like your whole Sput existence thus far has been leading upto this punchline...
Conmaniac 03.22.17	beat is decent altho would've liked a lot stronger bass
onionbubs 03.22.17	stronger bass would've made it better yea
Conmaniac 03.22.17	I have little to no confidence in your rapping skills though but I guess prove me wrong lol
Satellite 03.22.17	i'm hoping for the best but preparing for the worst
Snide 03.22.17	Best case: I discover my possible calling as a musician. Worst case: I'm on everyone's worst AOTY list and it's noted as an experiment gone wrong. Either way, I'm fucking proud of this EP. Also I can go in and boost the bass if you guys really think the song needs it.
Tyler. 03.22.17	Lmao
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	4 songs is not a mixtape Lmao (2)
TVC15 03.22.17	Why did I just find out about this. Idk about you guys but this should be interesting
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	My name is black malachite You guys know I'm emo right? I never turn away from a fight But only run my mouth like everything's alright
Snide 03.22.17	"I Faked A Wedding And All I Got Was This Shitty Song Title" was the song in the teaser btw.
Keyblade 03.22.17	why does the best sound like the hip hop version of a breakdown tho lol I wanted to hear some rapping
TheSpaceMan 03.22.17	if thats gonna be an actual song the first 12 seconds seem unnecessary and sort of annoying, should just start with the drop imo ~just some advice~
demigod! 03.22.17	is this hopsincore?
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	killmenowcore
Storm In A Teacup 03.22.17	My favorite core is kimmcore though
kris. 03.22.17	"fuck this" lmao took the words right outta my mouth
Snide 03.22.17	@Keyblade: The actual rapping will be on the EP once I drop it. I literally stopped the teaser right before the rapping in the song starts.
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	Say what you want, but that's the point of a teaser. Everyone's all WHERE'S THE RAP, and Snide's all "I GOT U HYPED FOR THE RAP NOW, FUCKERS. WE GON' GET LITTY IN THE CITY, BITCHES"
Keyblade 03.22.17	its not that serious mans acting like it's a new episode of GoT or somethinf
guitarded_chuck 03.22.17	is narcissism a mental illness
Relinquished 03.22.17	i'd say so
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	That's probably debatable, chuck.
SteveOffProbation 03.22.17	hermes link, ice blue mink
Snide 03.22.17	"WE GON' GET LITTY IN THE CITY, BITCHES" I actually spit out my Gatorade laughing at this.
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	I've never watched GoT. Is it all just epic, sweeping orchestral music? Or do they schmaltz it up with metalcore out of nowhere? Or like... Enya or something?
Snide 03.22.17	"WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!"
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	Man, people are memeing the shit out of "My Heart Will Go On," but the REAL song that makes everything better is Enigma's "Return to Innocence" HIiiyyooooo-AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY OH WHYYYYY AYYYYYYE AYYYYY (ayyyyye ayyye) (ayyye aye) (ayye aye)
danielcardoso 03.22.17	"The fourth album isn't anywhere near completion" should be out in two weeks then huh.
Keyblade 03.22.17	what's up with the bootleg fall out boy title tho
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	thiswastheyear, why the hell was the X-Files theme on that thing? It was also like 50% Enya. PURE MOODS.
Snide 03.22.17	"what's up with the bootleg fall out boy title tho" I love Fall Out Boy, and the song title style that FOB / P!ATD used on their older music really fit for the track.
tellah 03.22.17	can we stop kidding ourselves and just feature this list
DinosaurJones 03.22.17	fire emoji x3
onionbubs 03.22.17	feature [2]
AlexKzillion 03.22.17	The beat sounds like an electronic remix of a metalcore song.
Keyblade 03.22.17	lmao thats what i said
Gameofmetal 03.22.17	Jesus christ snide is actually running with the joke now
alienobserver 03.22.17	what a time to be alive
Gameofmetal 03.22.17	I like how snide has the gall to insist he's not rushing his work while in the same breath announcing three new releases across two projects I mean, I think you can do something more interesting at some point but you're a walking self parody. If I was physically right next to you Id slap the dogshit out of you in a heartbeat. In a close friendship sort of way of course
Snide 03.22.17	The rap EP is done and I started on it in August, I've been working on the Distortion World Remaster for ages, and the fourth album hasn't even been given a title / track titles yet. Believe it or not I'm not actually rushing anything. The timing's just REALLY coincidental.
TVC15 03.22.17	What kinduva MC name is Snide Remarks tho
betray 03.22.17	one hundred emoji
dbizzles 03.22.17	WestSnide Fuccbois would have been better.
SteakByrnes 03.22.17	Laugh with tears emoji
Snide 03.22.17	"WestSnide Fuccbois" My s(n)ides are in orbit right now
Dedes 03.23.17	"I mean, I think you can do something more interesting at some point but you're a walking self parody. If I was physically right next to you Id slap the dogshit out of you in a heartbeat. In a close friendship sort of way of course" This is the first time i've ever seen Gameofmetal violent lol.
Dedes 03.23.17	Snide, I lowered my head in moderate to severe disappointment at the Rage EP, but I still liked you and found the hate undeserved. Now i've been awakened. You're a majestic fucking parody. In fact do a split with 50 Cent and Torsofuck. For us.
Deathconscious 03.23.17	WestSnide Fuccbois [2] lmao
Dedes 03.23.17	I like you as a person but it's pretty hard to take your music seriously.
Snide 03.23.17	I'm hoping this EP is received well
Slex 03.23.17	Things like this make it very difficult to be nice
Hep Kat 03.23.17	lol foh
Deathconscious 03.23.17	Call me crazy, but im gonna go ahead and guess that it wont be received well.
anat 03.23.17	this is coppercab / daxflame league top-tier trolling
Dedes 03.23.17	Snide is like a call of duty series:it starts off somewhat bland but nothing atrocious and has potential, which is nearly revealed at some point. Then that potential is stomped out as subsequently shittier games keeping getting pushed out.
Deathconscious 03.23.17	I didnt think he could sink any lower than that Rage EP, but this will likely prove me wrong.
Dedes 03.23.17	Rage was black ops 2. This is infinite warfare.
Ebola 03.23.17	Rage was Load. This is Master of Puppets.
Maniac! 03.23.17	sick trolling
Deathconscious 03.23.17	If snide is a troll, hes the best troll sput has ever seen. He'd also be the biggest loser sput has ever seen for putting so much time and effort into it.
Ebola 03.23.17	drop it today snide
Dedes 03.23.17	"Rage was Load. This is Master of Puppets" Lol one can hope.
EphemeralEternity 03.23.17	I believe in dalton dubois.
Snide 03.23.17	It's far better than Rage, then again most things are tbh.
Maniac! 03.23.17	lmfao @ adolf
Snide 03.23.17	I think you all know by now that I'm not a troll.
EphemeralEternity 03.23.17	i still can't get over the fact you staged a wedding tho
Snide 03.23.17	"i still can't get over the fact you staged a wedding tho" We were in Vegas, the place where you fake weddings at was super close to our hotel so we decided to fake a wedding. Seemed like fun tbh.
dbizzles 03.23.17	When is this fire falling from the sky? I'm sure it says somewhere.
EphemeralEternity 03.23.17	oh it thought it was much more calculated and malicious then that
Snide 03.23.17	"oh I thought it was much more calculated and malicious than that" Naw dude, it was a good prank that got blown way out of proportion.
Dedes 03.23.17	Yeah I thought the same thing, like you just completely bullshitted this whole massive ceremony to your hopeful fiancee then right on the "day" of the wedding you just kind of closed the curtains on it.
dbizzles 03.23.17	No, it was dumb. But the reactions here were worse.
EphemeralEternity 03.23.17	i could swear you told us it was some extensively planned out ploy to hurt your ex or something
Dedes 03.23.17	His ex Jennifer you mean?
p4p 03.23.17	fuck me in the ass that teaser sounds atrocious
EphemeralEternity 03.23.17	hol up was 'Jennifer' your ex actually just a figment of your DID or w/e ?
TheTripP 03.23.17	fucking hell I don't even know what to think, like i'd love to meet you in person just to witness how self absorbed and out of whack you really are
Snide 03.23.17	Jennifer is one of my main DID personalities.
EphemeralEternity 03.23.17	have you posted here as 'jennifer' or any of your other personalities ? were you perhaps behind the daily 'new to sputnik' accounts?
SCREAM! 03.23.17	DND*
Dedes 03.23.17	Atallcoldglassofbud was really jennifer
Snide 03.23.17	@Ephemeral: Naw I'm not behind any of those alts. My last alt I posted with was IcyLily
Emim 03.23.17	This isn't funny anymore.
Relinquished 03.23.17	it never was
dbizzles 03.23.17	this is serious
Deathconscious 03.23.17	"fuck this" lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllahahshsfjdhgjrghjgrfgjzfrzv bnmmmmmmmmmm
Deathconscious 03.23.17	you dont have a good "spoken word" voice, snide. you try to lower it to sound badass and its comical. i pray theres plenty of it in this EP.
Snide 03.23.17	Adolf that's how my voice naturally is lol, lower-mid. I can go lower but it sounds silly.
SteveOffProbation 03.23.17	"DND*" LMAOOOOOOOO
danielcardoso 03.23.17	It already sounds silly as is tbh, your spoken word on Rage is atrocious and the "fuck this" bit is laughable too imo.
Ebola 03.23.17	good thread
Dedes 03.23.17	Response to ep-fuck this
danielcardoso 03.23.17	You just KNOW that's gonna be the summary if anyone reviews it.
EphemeralEternity 03.23.17	I like it dude
Snide 03.23.17	"if anyone reviews it." Sinternet's apparently gonna be reviewing it.
JeetJeet 03.23.17	its all fun and games to you guys until Snide starts flow-switchin and Suge Knights the rap game
Frippertronics 03.23.17	Why you holdin up on a promo copy fool
Tyler. 03.23.17	yeah where is my promo
Snide 03.23.17	"Why you holdin up on a promo copy fool" I'm distributing the promo copies a couple days before I release this EP
Tyler. 03.23.17	hahahaha
Frippertronics 03.23.17	You think I'm playin but you gonna see how brutal it's gonna be
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.23.17	wait Fripp is reviewing this one too???? nice
Snide 03.23.17	Sinternet and Fripp are gonna be reviewing my mixtape? Oh shit, hype.
Tyler. 03.23.17	this is getting way too much publicity
botb 03.23.17	Snide remarks..... how can anyone be this oblivious
Dedes 03.23.17	"Sinternet and Fripp are gonna be reviewing my mixtape? Oh shit, hype." You can tag me in son
Dedes 03.23.17	Also if you think getting all this negative attention is a good thing you are blatantly dysfunctional snide
Frippertronics 03.23.17	Why you think I was asking for a promo you dunce
botb 03.23.17	snide if all four of these songs aren't about being unable to get your dick hard i'm not listening
MillionDead 03.23.17	Bro don't. Don't do it.
SharkTooth 03.23.17	262 comments... you know, after all these years, I thought the novelty of snide-hate would wear off I guess things never get old on this site
Snide 03.23.17	I'm hoping that the reactions will be better once the EP is released.
MillionDead 03.23.17	Tell me some of your influences, Snide.
Snide 03.23.17	My hip hop / rap / rnb influences or just my influences in general?
MillionDead 03.23.17	The hip hop/ rap/ rnb influences. But I mean, both if you care to.
Snide 03.23.17	@Million: These are the specific tracks that influenced this EP The xx - Together ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoj2I6ZJLx8 ) Ronnie Radke - Never The Same ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6tf3bkwgns ) Fort Minor - Where'd You Go ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feeuoERYOV0 ) Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U )
TheTripP 03.23.17	cringe
Keyblade 03.23.17	lmfao
Tyler. 03.23.17	???????????????
Deathconscious 03.23.17	"this is getting way too much publicity" nah, this will be like The Room of music.
Snide 03.23.17	I've never seen The Room tbh so I don't know whether that's an insult or praise.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.23.17	You don't have to see it to know it's reputation dumb dumb
Snide 03.23.17	What is The Room's reputation?
Tyler. 03.23.17	you are too much lmao
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.23.17	Okay. A) If AdolfChrist is saying this will be "The Room of music" how can the Room have a good reputation? Why would ADOLF-CHRIST compliment you? B) just look at the imdb score, google isn't that hard
BandNewbac 03.23.17	just drop the damn thing already
Snide 03.23.17	I'm seeing a lot of split reception for "The Room" including articles about its cult following. Which is why I was asking what he meant because the google search only confused me more.
Tyler. 03.23.17	it's famous for being so bad. please enjoy it ironically. Objectively it is comppletely fucking awful, but people watch it to laugh at it.
Snide 03.23.17	It can't be all bad, it has a higher Rotten Tomatoes score than Batman v Superman, and I liked Batman v Superman.
Tyler. 03.23.17	anyone giving that movie a slightly good score is doing it purely because they were laughing at it the whole way through. its not really the same
Snide 03.23.17	I'll give it a spin then, should be a blast!
Gameofmetal 03.23.17	the room is the greatest thing of all time for the worst reasons ever
SteveOffProbation 03.23.17	ha bad movie ha guys it has the quotes ha bad acting ha niel breen Ha!!!!! Isn't this quite the joke!
MillionDead 03.23.17	This just in, Ronnie Radke spits the greatest freestyle of all time on Sway.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.23.17	tbh Room jokes are pretty bad by now
SteveOffProbation 03.23.17	FINALLY someone gets it
Snide 03.23.17	Gonna get drunk with a few friends and watch The Room tonight.
Dedes 03.23.17	Want a shittier movie? Watch Birdemic. THAT has some laughing value lol
bach 03.23.17	HENNYTHING BUT BASUAL
ScuroFantasma 03.23.17	Birdemic is a masterpiece. Watch some Neil Breen.
Tyler. 03.23.17	*just want to plug redlettermedia here*
Snide 03.23.17	Birdemic is pretty chill yeah.
EnyaFangirl 03.25.17	Jus hangin out Hangin out Hangin out with with my family Havin ourselves a paaaarty
wwf 03.25.17	'*just want to plug redlettermedia here*' I've been watching BOTW most of the night lmao
gagnonov 03.25.17	http://sixseeds.patheos.com/davewillis/7-things-to-do-when-your-kids-disappoint-you/
Shemson 03.25.17	I rarely come to Sputnik anymore but when I do you can be sure there's a new snide project about to drop. Say what you want but I wish my projects got HALF the listens and attention as his!
InFlamesWeThrash666 03.25.17	His music still sucks though
Snide 03.25.17	I can't wait to share this with you all!
Storm In A Teacup 03.25.17	buncha steak nigga! we getting cake nigga! eggs n waffles get the batta crackin egg shells splatah splatah splatah
Snide 03.25.17	Wait wat
hobblepot 03.25.17	Listens to Death Grips once
Deathconscious 03.25.17	"Say what you want but I wish my projects got HALF the listens and attention as his!" So even if everyone thinks it sucks, youll be happy for the attention? Sounds like you might be an attention whore too.
Tyler. 03.25.17	I mean idk if that makes him an attention whore lol
Storm In A Teacup 03.25.17	"Wait wat" if you couldn't follow a cookie cutting baking rap then I'm now convinced your "fuck this" teaser was actually one of your bars
Storm In A Teacup 03.25.17	Snide definitely is an attention whore. Let's not put that into dispute.
Tyler. 03.26.17	Oh yeah without a doubt
hobblepot 03.26.17	I've been writing weird electronic soundscapes for a year now but I doubt I'll be releasing any soon, so much more work needs to be done
Storm In A Teacup 03.26.17	same, I've got 120 songs
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	damn that's dedication!
wwf 03.26.17	I'm a total attention whore and Quaint Blue is really attention starved rn I don't know how many songs I have, it's at least in the 100 range though. I've got like eight albums that I've never released here
Deathconscious 03.26.17	Its taken me like a year to write 4 songs, and none of them even have additional arrangements figured out yet.
EphemeralEternity 03.26.17	I wrote 4 acoustic segments yesterday within the 60-120 second range which will never be used or heard again. I also had loads of freestyles and prewritten raps i recorded back in the day which were lost when my hard drive died but they also never would've remained unreleased. We are definitely our own worst critic, excepting dalton dubois
Snide 03.26.17	120 songs holy shit Storm
wwf 03.26.17	Quickly looking through my itunes, I've got 148 But there is a few doubles there (because of redone versions) and around five or six covers, so it would be a lot of work to get a solid number
Storm In A Teacup 03.26.17	If I had $300 extra a year for the last few years I'm sure I would have over 500 recorded songs by now. Eh, that's life though and just jamming.
Storm In A Teacup 03.26.17	but yeah I guess I'll drop a link to some of my okay songs. I'm saving my best for the next album though. But that link includes the very first album I made in 2012 and didn't bother posting until last year. https://soundcloud.com/for-another
Deathconscious 03.26.17	I dont think ill be sharing my music anytime soon. Gotta suck before you get good.
Storm In A Teacup 03.26.17	I don't mind being at that stage in public. Gets you a head start on followers. By the time I'm good I'll have 100 followers and that'll help get the ball rolling. Already have enlisted a director and three person film crew for videos.
wwf 03.26.17	lmao I already follow you
Storm In A Teacup 03.26.17	how did that happen lol
hobblepot 03.26.17	I have 3 songs thus far, but they're all beyond 15 minutes in length
Snide 03.26.17	The longest song I ever did I actually deleted. I had an 18 minute My Tears, Your Weapon song about halfway finished before I decided to scrap it. Now my longest existing song is Craving Sentiment off of Void which is like almost eight minutes or a little over eight minutes.
wwf 03.26.17	my longest song is 10:56 and it's sort of bad haha. it was one of the best songs I had ever written and then the vocal lines I did for it were utter garbage and I couldn't get it to form any sort of momentum. I've done similar songs far better since.
Storm In A Teacup 03.26.17	I have four different songs that are each 7 minutes. I think those 4 are my longest songs.
Snide 03.26.17	I want to write a 15 + minute epic for Black Malachite but I don't know exactly what I would write about.
Frippertronics 03.26.17	nothing
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	"I want to write a 15 + minute epic for Black Malachite but I don't know exactly what I would write about." ^exactly the problem with your writing
Snide 03.26.17	"^exactly the problem with your writing" Explain?
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Your music just seems so random and uninspired most of the time.
Snide 03.26.17	Well see I had something that I wanted to write a huge concept song on, and I had started to with My Tears Your Weapon, but it just ended up sounding bad so I scrapped it. The concept itself was just too cheesy (it was this whole fantasy sequence thing in the vein of shit like Rhapsody of Fire and all that), but honestly I'm thinking I might finally write a long romantic ballad type thing for the 15+ minute epic about some of the stories I wrote when I was younger, but with a modern polish.
Deathconscious 03.26.17	please do it, it might top the rap album in comedy value.
Ryus 03.26.17	i'm thrilled
wwf 03.26.17	'Your music just seems so random and uninspired most of the time.' wow rude
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	"My three biggest influences for this EP were Ronnie Radke, Fort Minor, and Eminem." o dear
Snide 03.26.17	All of my music was definitely inspired, even my shitty Rage EP was inspired. Dark Fade's a song about my DID, so I was definitely inspired while writing all of my music. Random? Sure I'll give you that. Rushed? Sure. Not uninspired though.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	i'm just being honest lol
Snide 03.26.17	I appreciate the honesty, I'm just giving my viewpoint on it.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	ala there is a line between being honest and being a dick
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	"Your music just seems so random and uninspired most of the time." This isn't a dick thing to say at all and tbh I feel like I was pretty nice the first 100 times he showed us his new music
wwf 03.26.17	basically ALA rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWSwWnsXKYI
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Rick and morty? AND 4 MINUTESS?? pass
wwf 03.26.17	oh ouch I thought we were friends :'(
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	The fuck??? HE KILLED THAT DUDE? Wait am I rick? Idk i've never seen the show. But I feel like rick was right in that situation so imma assume i was rick. We are wwf ;)
wwf 03.26.17	nah you're morty >_>
wwf 03.26.17	flips out after being excessively nice and then just slays him ya you're definitely morty bud
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	WAIT WHAT? I thought Rick was the kid. It's morty????/ what i'm so confused. Okay I'm morty and morty is right
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	dude u act like its your personal mission to make snide feel bad about his music
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	nope
Deathconscious 03.26.17	they murder like 50 other people during that episode.
Deathconscious 03.26.17	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y00-txobWs4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZm8TTLR2NU
Snide 03.26.17	I really need to watch Rick and Morty
wwf 03.26.17	and it's awesome apparently it was written in like a day and it's top 5 rick and morty episodes for me easily. it's crazy to me that Dan was just like, 'oh shit I need another episode, let's have rick and morty murder a bunch of people' and they still have total control of all of the character arcs lmao.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	That show looks cool. I should get to it.
wwf 03.26.17	you absolutely should do, it's one of my favorite shows ever and it's just getting started
Snide 03.26.17	One show that disappointed me a bit was South Park, their humor has been relatively dry lately.
wwf 03.26.17	oh man south park has been boring as fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Family Guy is one of the worst things on television
Snide 03.26.17	Family Guy's been consistently funny and has only gotten better with time.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	................................................................................................................ I miss when Arrested Development was spectacular
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	"nope" that explains how much time you spend complaining about his music. i think he gets the point by now.
Snide 03.26.17	I miss hearing people rave about Breaking Bad tbh
Deathconscious 03.26.17	i would but im all raved out. i think ive seen it 3 times.
Snide 03.26.17	Pots is right Angry, you kinda post on all of my lists, music related or not saying "why post this" and shit like that.
Snide 03.26.17	@Adolf: I still need to finish it, tbh I'm only four episodes in but I LOVE Breaking Bad so far
wwf 03.26.17	'I miss hearing people rave about Breaking Bad tbh' as dear as Breaking Bad is to my heart, there's still plenty of shows to rave about nowadays. Game of Thrones, Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty....
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Pots is wrong, actually. A first I know but still
wwf 03.26.17	'@Adolf: I still need to finish it, tbh I'm only four episodes in but I LOVE Breaking Bad so far' oh my god it gets so, so, soooo much better. the last three seasons are just nuts
Snide 03.26.17	@Angry: Pots isn't wrong though, you've posted on six most recent lists with some sort of "why post this" variety of comment. Like if you don't like my music or my content that's fine, but you don't need to post the same things across all of my content, especially when it's unrelated. @wwf: I keep putting Breaking Bad off but I really do need to finish watching it. Bojack Horseman got so good after the first season finished up.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	you literally post on every single blackmalachite list shitting on him for 5 days straight
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	he gets it, we get it, everyone gets it, you don't like when he makes lists and you don't like his music, congrats.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	you're saying this unironically while posting about the same subject when everyone moved on Like you and Snide are the only ones talking about this and Snide is only talking about this now because you brought it up. Also say that to the other 500 users who do it. Way to shit on someone who actually gave his projects a chance
Snide 03.26.17	@Angry: While I do appreciate you giving my projects a listen, that doesn't give you leeway to post a bunch of repetitive "why post this shit" comments in my non-black malachite related music lists
theacademy 03.26.17	he can post whatever he wants wherever he wants
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	moved on to what its literally a list about snides music
wwf 03.26.17	I think I've been clear on multiple occasions that the constant Snide bullying is really, reallyyyyyyy not ok. I sympathize with him a lot. I'm just picking on you this particular time, ALA, lmao.
Snide 03.26.17	"he can post whatever he wants wherever he wants" You have no room to talk academy considering you delete posts on a bunch of my news articles. If people can post whatever they want, whenever they want, than you wouldn't delete comments.
Deathconscious 03.26.17	ala is just trying to fit in, let the lil guy have it.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	I literally only did that for your MILF list which is one of the cringiest lists i've ever seen and yes I'm aware i'm cringy as fuck but it just felt really annoying at the time The closest I've come to saying "why do you post this" is when I tell you not to rush your projects. Which is something EVERYONE EVER has been telling you. I've never posted that on your music related lists. Nice job taking a comment from a completely different (tbh - attention seeking) list
theacademy 03.26.17	i delete spam comments on news articles because news articles are actually sorta important lists are the wild west, you can moderate them yourself champ
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Snide, no joke, look at all your most recent music lists. One was positive reinforcement(your redux), one was me saying I don't think you should dabble in rap and to not release it too early(still stand by both of those). Your only list I said you shouldn't post at all was your MILF one. Which funnily enough seems to be your most loved list
Ebola 03.26.17	delete thread @ mods
Snide 03.26.17	"lists are the wild west, you can moderate them yourself champ" If I remember correctly you've also deleted various comments on my lists in the past as well, so again, no room to comment.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	i mean yeah everyone can post whatever they want but sometimes the question is "why do you post this tho"
dreamgazing 03.26.17	Wew lads this is SOME sput drama
wwf 03.26.17	wew lads this is SOME sput drama wew lads this is some SPUT drama wew lads this is some sput DRAMA WEW lads this is some sput drama wew LADS this is some sput drama wew lads THIS is some sput drama wew lads this IS some sput drama
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.26.17	is it
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Are you gonna ignore the two long ass replies I just posted that showed that I've never said something inherently deconstrucive in the beginning of your music threads or not? Cause again, I've never said "just don't post a list" unless it was the dumb MILF shit
dreamgazing 03.26.17	i like the SECOND to last one
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Like I get I was an ass on the Death Note and Kardashian threads but it was more teasing than anything. Those threads aren't even dedicated to your music dude.
Snide 03.26.17	"Like I get I was an ass on the Death Note and Kardashian threads but it was more teasing than anything. Those threads aren't even dedicated to your music dude." You do realize that was the point that Pots was trying to say right? You were being an ass on a multitude of threads for no reason.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	That was the point POTS was making but not the point you were making Your point was literally completely wrong because I've never said that about a music list
Dinosaur 03.26.17	Words
wwf 03.26.17	ok wow this is getting repetitive
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Exactly. Moving on
Snide 03.26.17	@Angry: I never said you posted that about a music list. My exact quote was "While I do appreciate you giving my projects a listen, that doesn't give you leeway to post a bunch of repetitive "why post this shit" comments in my non-black malachite related music lists"
Snide 03.26.17	Alright let's move on from this topic.
theacademy 03.26.17	i delete racist and sexist comments in lists when i come upon them but I'm not a moderator, buddy
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	"While I do appreciate you giving my projects a listen, that doesn't give you leeway to post a bunch of repetitive "why post this shit" comments in my non-black malachite related music lists" Ya and I've literally never done that lmao. I've said you should wait or that i think dabbling in rap is premature but never something just random and vile. Holy hell I gave your redux track a listen and said it was nice.
dreamgazing 03.26.17	typo ALA
Snide 03.26.17	@Acad: Then why do you keep deleting AdolfChrist's comments in this thread? They aren't sexist or racist.
dreamgazing 03.26.17	phew
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Ya I did NOT mean rape lol
Deathconscious 03.26.17	acad is language policing hard, get back to your college campus before someone says a bad word!
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	okay snide literally just ignore a comment proving you wrong again
Snide 03.26.17	Angry the only reason I haven't responded was because you said we were moving on and I was trying to respect that.
wwf 03.26.17	man I need to generate this level of controversy on my own music
dreamgazing 03.26.17	Honestly I'm still laughing about the typo and not because the topic is funny but because F u c k
KenboSlice 03.26.17	"Family Guy's been consistently funny and has only gotten better with time." This explains a lot.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	I just think you're way overblowing it. I think I've genuinely been mean to you like twice, which isn't even that bad considering how much shit you do daily. The other times were jokes and you knew that and were a good sport about it . But now that pots is commenting I guess it's easy to play the victim and say im making comments on your music threads that i never made. But w/e.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	and Family Guy has gotten pretty bad for a while now that's not even a controversial opinion tbh
dreamgazing 03.26.17	lowkey hoping Snide drops a dope-ass ALA diss track
Snide 03.26.17	Look Angry, this got overblown. Let's drop it here. I've been a bit overwhelmed lately and I haven't been as rational as I usually try to be.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Okay. Just don't lie about posts I didn't make. Still think that milf list was stupid but w/e. "lowkey hoping Snide drops a dope-ass ALA diss track" tbh this couldn't be done because then how am i supposed to work with him on our kitchen industrial ep?
wwf 03.26.17	I demand a trial by combat
Snide 03.26.17	Angry Black - Kitchen Industrial Sessions I-III
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	"Angry Black - Kitchen Industrial Sessions I-III" Angry Black. Great choice of words. Will that be reviewed by Calc per chance?
dreamgazing 03.26.17	actually lol'd really hard
Snide 03.26.17	Calc's friend would review it tbh
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	Calc's friend should be contrib not calc
Snide 03.26.17	The first double contrib in sputnik history
Deathconscious 03.26.17	acad is a big fat pussy. youll delete this, but youll see it and youll know...youll know deep down inside what a bitch you are. can you live with that?
Snide 03.26.17	Okay let's move on from this. We've all been arguing for 100 comments now. So, should I just drop the EP as a whole, or release a single from it first?
wwf 03.26.17	might as well do a single
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	NO NO NO ep as a whole
Deathconscious 03.26.17	the theatrics arent really necessary for such a small artist, just release the whole thing.
Snide 03.26.17	Yeah, with Black Malachite it makes sense to release singles. But idk for this it kinda seems like it would be better if I just dropped the EP as a whole. Also I would like to tease I did throw in a sentence about Sputnik in one of the songs.
wwf 03.26.17	'the theatrics arent really necessary for such a small artist, just release the whole thing.' disagree individual song releases= more lists= more exposure
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo release the ep. you get ENOUGH coverage
dreamgazing 03.26.17	Drop a single rn bruv
wwf 03.26.17	no such thing
Snide 03.26.17	I don't want to make too many lists for this side project though. Black Malachite is my main solo work and the one that I will always want to promote more with singles and such. So I think I'm just gonna drop it as a whole.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	wait, when you say drop it as a whole, do you mean the whole ep now or later?
Snide 03.26.17	I mean the whole EP later, a couple days before I drop it I'm gonna be sending out promos of it, then I'm gonna drop it on Bandcamp.
dreamgazing 03.26.17	NOW
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	wait no drop a single NOW then
Snide 03.26.17	"NOW" Not yet. It may be finished, but I'm still sitting on it for just a little while longer. I'm honestly a little nervous to put it out, this is the most personal thing I've ever done and these lyrics (especially on Rainfall) are very near and dear to me.
dreamgazing 03.26.17	Single now then [2]
Snide 03.26.17	I mean if you guys REALLY want a single I can drop one, but I won't drop it for at least a couple days.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.26.17	drop it tomorrow
dreamgazing 03.26.17	I'm only eager to hear something because all your projects have deviated so much sonically from each other and have been so scattershot, it's interesting and fun to follow. So I'm curious to hear what you're up to here.
EliteTaste 03.27.17	tbh if snide was an icon on my desktop i'd throw him straight into the recycling bin
adr 03.27.17	sputnik rap battle 2017
Deathconscious 03.27.17	the wigger vs the emo kid
EliteTaste 03.27.17	shut up kleenex
Deathconscious 03.27.17	the wigger
DrMaximus 03.27.17	Drop it in the trash
Snide 03.27.17	Wat
climactic 03.27.17	that dubstep snare lol
climactic 03.27.17	you realize how incredibly pretentious it is to make "teasers" for your releases right
DrMaximus 03.27.17	Bro he doesn't even realize nobody takes his projects seriously
wwf 03.27.17	'you realize how incredibly pretentious it is to make "teasers" for your releases right' why even tho
Deathconscious 03.27.17	because, to be brutally honest, nobody really cares. the only reason we want to hear this is because itll provide some laughs.
Nocturtle 03.27.17	sputnik rap battle 2017 [2] snides cool and all but sach would cremate him
Snide 03.27.17	How is a marketing strategy pretentious? Most bands / solo performers release teasers.
Deathconscious 03.27.17	yeah, bands that people care about dude. bands with a fanbase.
Snide 03.27.17	So because of the fact that my fanbase is small, I'm not allowed to post teasers that bigger bands post? I don't understand your reasoning.
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.27.17	he just said that it was pretentious not that you aren't allowed to post it not that i agree
Storm In A Teacup 03.27.17	I just realized you have a merch page selling Black Malachite shirts
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.27.17	[10:23:03 PM] Drifter: distortion world was g00d [10:23:05 PM] Drifter: i bought it [10:23:11 PM] TheAngryLittleAlchemist: YOU BOUGHT IT? [10:23:12 PM] TVC: I'm falling for his hype [10:23:15 PM] Drifter: mhm [10:23:20 PM] TVC: How much [10:23:28 PM] Drifter: it was like $5 ^I can't believe this happened. Now I know why Snide keeps making these projects.
wwf 03.27.17	'Now I know why Snide keeps making these projects' maybe because he enjoys making music? seriously, regardless of your opinion on his music, literally no one is good at music right away, so don't just be a dick and tell him he should quit. soooo much of my music is utter trash
Snide 03.27.17	Ayy Drifter bought Distortion World that's lit, thank you dude. Hopefully you'll enjoy the remaster even more!
Storm In A Teacup 03.27.17	Ala that's not something to make fun of. It's all good fun and snide admits he's an attention whore but don't knock the hustle.
robotmagician 03.27.17	has this leaked yet? i'm desperate
ZippaThaRippa 03.27.17	Have you sold a Black Malachite shirt? Be honest
Snide 03.27.17	"Have you sold a Black Malachite shirt? Be honest." I mean yeah, unless fans of mine just suddenly materialize my shirts out of nowhere - http://i.imgur.com/SBIO3am.jpg
Deathconscious 03.27.17	why is the "a" in Black Malachite a "v"?
danielcardoso 03.27.17	That's clearly Sevengill, doesn't count lol.
Snide 03.27.17	That's not Sevengill lmao, Sevengill didn't buy a shirt.
Snide 03.27.17	@Adolf: Stylized for a e s t h e t i c
Deathconscious 03.27.17	right, i just dont usually see it substituted for "a." mostly for "u," but w/e.
Snide 03.27.17	Yeah it's unusual but it still looks really cool imo.
UndineParty 03.27.17	Drop that single asap but if it don't bump Im going to be livid
Snide 03.27.17	Don't expect it until at least after April 9th. I don't want the rap EP to take away from the Distortion World Redux
AngryLittleAlchemist 03.27.17	"Yeah it's unusual but it still looks really cool imo." I actually thought it was pr cool too tbh. The thin line makes it look like an upside down A but it's subtle enough to get the intention of a V-look alike on it. Good shirt tbqh fam
Snide 04.01.17	@Angry: Thanks! I'm really excited to get more designs done tbh.
dbizzles 04.01.17	Is now the day where you tell us this is an April Fool's joke or is this really gonna happen?
Snide 04.01.17	No this isn't an April Fool's joke, this EP is already complete and will be released sometime soon (not spoiling when the release date is, I want it to be a surprise). There's been a teaser up for this EP for nearly two weeks now.
Toad 04.01.17	WHEN
Snide 04.01.17	Expect the EP to drop after April 9th, but before May 1st.
BandNewbac 04.01.17	whats the point in doing this? just drop it now
dbizzles 04.01.17	He already said he doesn't want it to take away from his other release.
dreamgazing 04.01.17	snide, how did a scene looking fuck like you get so much attention from an alleged milf
zaruyache 04.01.17	he's the Buzzfeed of sputnik so his tinder probably works the same style clickbait voodoo magick.
Keyblade 04.01.17	man's acting like he's sitting on the new game of thrones book or something
Snide 04.01.17	"He's the Buzzfeed of sputnik" Man, that's one of the lowest blows I've ever been dealt on this site.
Maco097 04.01.17	Fuck rap and start doing funeral doom.
Snide 04.01.17	"Fuck rap and start doing funeral doom." Naw man, funeral doom ain't my thing.
Deathconscious 04.01.17	@dream this has been covered already. Snide himself confirmed shes not attractive, so shes not really a milf.
Maco097 04.01.17	"funeral doom ain't my thing" You just need to listen to the right album and then you'll be a fan.
Snide 04.01.17	@Maco: Rec me some good entry points for Funeral Doom?
Maco097 04.01.17	K then, first of all, which funeral doom albums you already listened to?
ZippaThaRippa 04.01.17	Bell Witch - Longing Anhedonist - Netherwards Worship - Last Tape Before Doomsday
Maco097 04.01.17	Don't listen to Zippa, if you don't dig the genre there's no chance in hell you'll dig those three.
Snide 04.01.17	@Maco: Only one funeral doom album that I listened to that I enjoyed was the band Draconian and their album "Sovran." @Zippa: Thanks, I'll give those albums a go!
Maco097 04.01.17	Hmmm Draconian isn't funeral doom though. But if you dig it check this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBW-nzKm494
Snide 04.01.17	@Maco: I thought I heard Draconian was classified as Funeral Doom, what are they considered?
Maco097 04.01.17	Draconian is mostly Gothic/Doom like current My Dying Bride.
Deathconscious 04.01.17	Zips recs hard. There isnt really such a thing as a good entry point, if youre talking accessibility anyways. Skepticism - Stormcrowfleet Evoken - Quietus Mournful Congregation - Tears From a Grieving Heart
Snide 04.01.17	@Maco: Oh, I didn't know that. Well now I know what they're classified as! @Adolf: Yeah I realize it's not a very accessible genre, but I still felt like it would be worth a shit to ask for specific recs. Thank you though for your recs as well!
Maco097 04.01.17	The link I gave you sends you to one of the most accessible funeral doom metal bands and also one of the best.
Deathconscious 04.01.17	actually, this might be fairly accessible as far as funeral doom goes: Arcana Coelestia - Le mirage de l'idéal and maybe: Black Wreath - A Pyre of Lost Dreams
EphemeralEternity 04.01.17	lmfao how did this digress into a funeral doom discussion
Feather 04.01.17	Will this ep be released on vinyl?
Deathconscious 04.01.17	we're trying to get snide to release a funeral doom album.
Snide 04.01.17	I might experiment with doom music in the future but idk tbh. I appreciate all the recs though, I'm gonna give them a shot and see if funeral doom as a genre is for me.
Tyler. 04.01.17	Lol
Ebola 04.03.17	so when is this dropping
Snide 04.03.17	As I said earlier in the thread, after April 9th but before May
AngryLittleAlchemist 04.03.17	So April 10th?
ScuroFantasma 04.03.17	Drop the hottest single of the month pls
Snide 04.03.17	"So April 10th" No lol "Drop the hottest single of the month pls" I'm dropping the whole EP when I drop it, not gonna drop a single first.
ScuroFantasma 04.03.17	Ah righto
Gestapo 04.03.17	Finally
Storm In A Teacup 04.05.17	my birthday is April 12th give me this for my birthday
hobblepot 04.27.17	Thought this had leaked but it turned out to be Kendricks new LP
Keyblade 04.27.17	haha
Drifter 04.28.17	You're running out of time to drop this
Toad 04.28.17	They Want It Dropped But It Ain't Gonna Happen
dbizzles 04.28.17	Snide should change the album name to NATION, because I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist.
Drifter 04.28.17	^^^^
Drifter 04.28.17	The one thing people really really want, he "takes his time" or whatever on
Dedes 04.28.17	Maybe because if people REALLY want it he wants it to be good you twat
Toad 04.28.17	dede he's already said it's finished. and he definitely hasn't had time to work on it given his other releases
Dedes 04.28.17	Ah I see sorry about that. Guess he's just yanking our balls then eh?
Toad 04.28.17	bingo
hobblepot 04.28.17	I bet he drops it next year and claims it only dropped "so early" because it was "leaked"
Deathconscious 04.28.17	I bet itll be one of the twenty something people who watched his update video.
Deathconscious 04.28.17	You know, the same people who are asking why the EPs arent on spotify and itunes.
Devastator 04.28.17	Are there people that actually ask that?
dbizzles 04.28.17	He hasn't posted a list in 3 days. I hope he's okay.
Devastator 04.28.17	He's probably compiling his next site busting list.
Snide 04.28.17	Or maybe I just don't want to post a list right now lol
Dedes 04.28.17	Make a list about not posting lists just to keep up your list streak. Also you wanna know the real list mastermind? Ballstothewall.
ZippaThaRippa 04.28.17	Snide have you ever actually finished a single fucking project
Devastator 04.28.17	I bet they're all done but he's spreading out the releases to make it seem like he didn't rush them.
MillionDead 04.28.17	If Eminem, Ronnie Radke, and Fort Minor were the influences, I'm gonna say you don't actually like hip hop.
Deathconscious 04.28.17	"Are there people that actually ask that?" no, there arent. thats the joke. he claims there are in one of his videos though. https://www.facebook.com/BlackMalachite/videos/1858461481064863/
Deathconscious 04.28.17	"hows everyone enjoying the new album?" 1 like cracks me up.
MillionDead 04.28.17	First time I heard it, I thought this beat was pretty bad, but I'm thinking if it had a different snare sample and maybe Freddie Gibbs rapping on it, it wouldn't be half bad. Email Gibbs and ask if he'll contribute a verse.
Ebola 05.11.17	drop this
Keyblade 05.11.17	"Expect the EP to drop after April 9th, but before May 1st." lel
Devastator 05.11.17	Has he even posted on sputnik in the last week?
Satellite 05.11.17	this is never going to happen
dbizzles 05.11.17	I'm tired of bumping this thread when I know that someone, somewhere (in Brazil) is bumping this album.
Devastator 05.11.17	I'm starting to think that there was no rap album and he just made that up to get more of the attention he desperately craves and in a few weeks he'll "cancel" the album saying he not happy with the final product.
FullOfSounds 05.11.17	snide remarks and NATION. are off having a lunch break
hal1ax 05.11.17	Snide where u at We are all ravenous 4 ur bars
Toad 05.11.17	I used to be so hyped for this but I think I've actually lost interest at this point
AlexKzillion 05.11.17	smae
Insurrection 05.11.17	the hype is real
Dedes 05.12.17	This is gonna be a hoax just like the new Wintersun album
robotmagician 05.12.17	every time i see this in the new comments section i get excited. i need this
Deathconscious 05.12.17	"I'm starting to think that there was no rap album and he just made that up to get more of the attention he desperately craves and in a few weeks he'll "cancel" the album saying he not happy with the final product." would not be surprised. he'll do anything for attention.
heck 05.12.17	his wife stole the master tapes
Devastator 05.12.17	Nah Jennifer deleted all the files.
dbizzles 05.12.17	The stalker milf may have finally taken action, guys. This is serious.
MillionDead 05.12.17	I can see it now. "Rainfall ft. MF DOOM" Mos Def: "Snide is the greatest MC of all time." "Snide opens for Outkast reunion tour."
Devastator 05.12.17	"The stalker milf may have finally taken action, guys. This is serious." Oh shit.
Deathconscious 05.12.17	we need to stop calling her a milf though, if snide wouldnt even fuck her shes gotta be a total dumpster fire.
Devastator 05.12.17	I think the reason he wouldn't fuck is because she was stalking him basically. But for all we know she could just be some like 30 year old woman still trying to be scene or something.
Deathconscious 05.12.17	good thing she was made up.
Devastator 05.12.17	Lol nothing is out of the realm of possibility with snide.
dbizzles 05.12.17	'But for all we know she could just be some like 30 year old woman still trying to be scene or something.' Lol I'd take a dip in some of that crazy.
hal1ax 05.16.17	is it weird that i quasi-miss snide
50iL 05.16.17	release snide remarks
Tyler. 05.16.17	never come back
YakNips 05.16.17	wait why was he kicked from discord?
ZippaThaRippa 05.16.17	For being a fucktard
YakNips 05.16.17	yeah that makes sense
botb 05.16.17	This list is fake news
Faraudo 05.16.17	AOTY incoming
Mort. 05.16.17	when this gonna drop
Faraudo 05.16.17	Gimme some new Snide tunes asap
JigglyPDiddy 05.16.17	they spotted a wild snide in the forest the other day he glared at the wonderer and screeched "fuck this" da madman
Devastator 05.16.17	So wait he got kicked from the discord? What did he say?
Dedes 05.16.17	Why are people saying he was banned then?
Devastator 05.16.17	So what's his explanation for not being on sputnik?
Dedes 05.16.17	Probably people ripping him to shreds for releasing snide remarks, dude needs some peace.
Dedes 05.16.17	I meant kicked from discord my bad
Devastator 05.16.17	"Probably people ripping him to shreds for releasing snide remarks, dude needs some peace" If anything he welcomes that sort of stuff, he loves attention and that is the best type of attention to him.
Dedes 05.16.17	Ok that makes sense.
Clegane 05.16.17	snide is masturbating furiously to this thread
Dedes 05.16.17	Snide is my daddy
Devastator 05.16.17	Wonder what Jennifer thinks of all his attention seeking?
Devastator 05.25.17	Guys I think snide is dead.
Deathconscious 05.25.17	puts rope around neck "Fuck this."
Clegane 05.25.17	this is never going to happen
zaruyache 05.25.17	we are never ever ever getting back together
Devastator 05.25.17	I wonder if he thinks that people are feverishly awaiting his return to sputnik?
Dedes 05.25.17	I am bring him back
dbizzles 05.25.17	I need to make a hip-hop album, but all I have so far are a couple pristine rap handles.
BlackMalachite 07.16.17	First single from Snide Remarks "I Faked A Wedding And All I Got Was This Shitty Song Title" is being released tomorrow, July 17th at 7 PM Pacific Time as a Sputnikmusic exclusive.
Mort. 07.16.17	Youre right, that is a shitty song title!
robotmagician 07.16.17	thank god
zaruyache 07.16.17	hype.
Deathconscious 07.16.17	This is it boys. Our last day on earth.
Devastator 07.17.17	Today's the day guys. Will snide actually deliver or did the track get "corrupted.
Conmaniac 07.17.17	hype!!!
Ebola 07.17.17	my body is ready
Keyblade 07.17.17	lol he aint releasing shit
BlackMalachite 07.17.17	Do you guys want me to just post it now? I can have it up within an hour once I finish rendering / converting / all that.
Mort. 07.17.17	just release it
Ebola 07.17.17	yes snide
Mort. 07.17.17	like, nobody cares enough to make it worth you waiting until the specific time you promised. same day is accurate enough
BlackMalachite 07.17.17	Alright, gonna be posting a new list with the song within the next hour once I get it rendered, upped to bandcamp, etc. Cheers everyone!
hal1ax 02.23.21	bars
porcupinetheater 02.23.21	bars on the window bar the door Snide Remarks mixtape A sure hard-4
LeddSledd 02.23.21	the greatest
porcupinetheater 02.24.21	Throwback to cyber-bullying Snide out of releasing it and then cyber-bullying back into releasing it again
CaliggyJack 02.24.21	Awww I thought Snide might have returned you guys suck
hal1ax 02.24.21	o, he'll be back
CaliggyJack 02.24.21	I hope so. I miss the dude.