Snide: Best / Worst Sputnik Quotes of 2016 (Index)

Snide 10.05.16	This is gonna be a fun thread.
CalculatingInfinity 10.05.16	Just get up ALA's pornstar list and find a gold mine.
Futures 10.05.16	they're not interesting in any way, shape or form bro. melodies ain't interesting, they're pretty common face the facts bro - assdfp420
Nazzadan 10.05.16	User: Faenrir Quote: "Okaaaay. So you guys tell me to kill myself and that i'm a "retard" because i disagree with popular opinion about an overrated old album. I'm 33 years old btw. Halford has a crappy voice in my opinion, that's what i meant by not being able to sing. He obviously knows how to sing but his voice sucks. Again, this is just my opinion. But i haven't insulted anyone. And The Beatles are just average when you compare them to what's available today. I know it had a great impact on the musical world but to me, classics are songs you can listen in any era and still get the same effect. Go listen to Tchaikovsky or Wagner and yeah, you're going to understand right away why it's called "classical" music. This sad album ? Not worth the plastic." link: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=30970&page=106#comments But really read anything by this dude, it's all gold.
MyNameIsPencil 10.05.16	anything caliggy said in the micheal giara thread but I don't want to stick my head back in that shitfest to actually p i c k one for here
FullOfSounds 10.05.16	ALA quotes ALA quotes everywhere
Snide 10.05.16	@Added Futures and Nazza's submissions.
SitruK6 10.05.16	ALA quotes ALA quotes everywhere [2]
Futures 10.05.16	banned user torts (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/uservote.php?memberid=1066559) gave three autechre albums a 1. These are all 70 minute albums. That's a total of 210 minutes, or three and a half hours, of autechre. i highly doubt he put himself through that length of experimental techno and i humbly request that you wipe his ratings under the guise of "troll rating." danielito
ZippaThaRippa 10.05.16	Quotes should have a mandatory 10 word maximum. Keep it succinct.
Snide 10.05.16	"Quotes should have a mandatory 10 word maximum. Keep it succinct." But some of those paragraph ramblings are just fantastic though. @Futures: Was that in the meds thread?
MyNameIsPencil 10.05.16	I have a good posty quote that's completely out of context let me find it
Futures 10.05.16	Look bro Sometimes you've got to be cruel to be kind. I'm trying my best to turn you into a less ignorant less dogmatic and more liberal minded person. Maybe you'll thank me one day ballsdeep
Jots 10.05.16	"Oh look all the shit users in one place: an Opeth thread. time to turn on the gas" - Jom
FullOfSounds 10.05.16	Bahahaha wtf
ZippaThaRippa 10.05.16	I mean rambling paragraphs can be funny but that's not really a quote.
ZippaThaRippa 10.05.16	It's ironic because I'm pretty sure Jom banned a guy for saying 'gas the kikes'
Futures 10.05.16	one more. a truly classic meme https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/14370342_10208671332713156_8852596275821504545_n.jpg?oh=9858beb1dccc8e2176042c3afc7c523c&oe=5870E2AF
Snide 10.05.16	Added Futures, and Johnny's quotes.
ZippaThaRippa 10.05.16	Nvm it was AtomicWaste
Jots 10.05.16	Btw Jom did not actually say that lol
MyNameIsPencil 10.05.16	"maybe I'll let my girlfriend peg me tonight" - LordePots ... and I cannot find the thread but I had it saved for some dumb reason so here's proof that it exists http://imgur.com/a/OvKv1
Futures 10.05.16	gotta add the danielito one tbh
FullOfSounds 10.05.16	I love how that danielito guy just analyzed the shit out of torts' Autechre 1s Like how bored can you be
MyNameIsPencil 10.05.16	gotta add the danielito one tbh [2]
MyNameIsPencil 10.05.16	you mean pathetic right
Futures 10.05.16	3.5 aka i don't want to hurt your feelings- me on user albums
Snide 10.05.16	Wasn't it 3.0 Futures? Added the Danielito quote
ZippaThaRippa 10.05.16	I just have a screenshot of AngryLittleAlchemist: i have a piss fetish
Snide 10.05.16	Toad, Vodka and Orange or don't bother tbh
MyNameIsPencil 10.05.16	add mine u goose
Snide 10.05.16	@Pencil: I added yours
boolin 10.05.16	bhahahaha great
MyNameIsPencil 10.05.16	oh wow I missed it whoops
Snide 10.05.16	Dammit Johnny. Gotta give me a real quote man.
Futures 10.05.16	nah it was a 3.5 lol add it
chug73 10.05.16	Dicklist for dix
Snide 10.05.16	Either way Futures, it's a funny quote, so added.
ramon. 10.05.16	"female fronted, less interesting, and certainly less groundbreaking version of deafheaven. miss me with this." - BlackTaxi2d, 2.5/5.0 on new Oathbreaker. I love how "female fronted" is included in the rating criteria.
heck 10.05.16	this soundoff on the new Neurosis: "2.5 average PatientlyDead \| October 4th 16 If I wanted to listen to Remission by Mastodon, I would listen to Remission by Mastodon... Boring and uninspired.rThat Mastodon album is fantastic though."
CaimanJesus 10.05.16	I also have evidence towards ala's piss fetish
Tyler. 10.05.16	Tyler sure has some great comments
LepreCon 10.05.16	I thought I was dumb, but reading some of these is fucking depressing.
SharkTooth 10.05.16	1.The full quote for Futures is "3.5 aka I don't want to hurt your feelings but I don't like this". 2.He said it in early 2015 3. it was on this thread before Futures got wiped http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/65847/Sensory-Deprivation-White-Noise/
Futures 10.05.16	oh yeah good call shark lol
Snide 10.05.16	Added more and edited Futures quote to be the full thing
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.05.16	Asdfp277: "the ain't no face"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 10.05.16	i stand by my quote
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.05.16	Addfp277: "what, you think i don't like this because i'm trying to stand on stand on a higher arts moral ground? it just sucks bruh lmao" Basically go read the last ten pages of the Paramore - Paramore thread.
Futures 10.05.16	lol
Snide 10.05.16	Joking about celiac disease like he did is a huge pet peeve of mine, reading through that thread kinda pissed me off a bit tbh
Futures 10.05.16	lmao
TheSpaceMan 10.05.16	guys im leaving sputnik for good - sowing
Snide 10.05.16	Added Sowing
TheSpaceMan 10.05.16	lol not sure if thats an exact quote but theres a good chance it is
Snide 10.05.16	I remember the Sowing list too
TheSpaceMan 10.05.16	*lists
Nazzadan 10.05.16	Snide can you change the album in my entry to Sad Wings of Destiny? That is what his comment was on, and it really drives the point home how stupid his comment was.
Snide 10.05.16	There were multiple lists? Also changed it to Sad Wings of Destiny
Nazzadan 10.05.16	Neato thanks
Snide 10.05.16	No problem dude. Gonna go diving through old threads to find some more good quotes.
FullOfSounds 10.05.16	We will never let Sowing hear the end of his "departure" tbh.
elliootsmeuth 10.05.16	Lmfao at 12
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.05.16	Dig further on that Paramore thread I shit you not he was god-status that night.
CaimanJesus 10.05.16	https://soundcloud.com/mytearsyourweapon/my-tears-your-weapon-all-we-are Here's one of the few Metalcore tracks on my self titled upcoming album. Hope ya'll dig.
Storm In A Teacup 10.05.16	Sputnik 2016: Year of the Ain't No Face
Futures 10.05.16	schoolboy q- the ain't no face lp
Ebola 10.05.16	"Where is the rule written that hip hop reviews should use formal language? Isn't a big part of hip hop the informal language?" -LambsBread
Ebola 10.05.16	"Honestly bdsm isnt my fav" -ALA
Snide 10.06.16	Added more quotes
Frippertronics 10.06.16	"it's ok guys i'm happy with what i've written because it accurately depicts the way i felt about the album. i don't write for any other reason. it makes sense to me. i understand feelings of disjointedness and overdone imagery, but i don't think i've liked a single review i've read on this site either so it's not like i expect anyone to like mine. inherently i just think i don't like reviews as a concept." - michael snoxall's hair
TheSpaceMan 10.06.16	What's that quote lambs said about blacks being oppressed only by Christianity?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.06.16	Was the legendary lambs black or a honky?
Piglet 10.06.16	"i don't understand all you lil cynical featherskinned frogmouthed spiffy bitches do you just not like bangerz?" "i'd enjoy king kunta on top of a tiger fish or inside an egg all the same" -self explanatory "he needs to fuckin live in a jungle and prostate on mongooses or something i mean srsly i'm sick of him being a stupid spider hair clown bitch" -on the weeknd "i rememba being eleven and me and me 2-b-gurlfrand wer exhcangin cute songs wit cute titles on the schoolbus from the big pool excusion and she was all like demi lovato "until your mine" and i was like "your hand in mine" orf this album and just sayin ta meselfs "yeh take that i gotta firegreat music taste fuk orf yer lil slutsaucy disney pissbitch" -explosions in the sky "the back half of this album is as good as a nice juicy pair of basketball shaped shepherd's pies" "first time listn blew me away, half why i call her bj harvey" -is this desire? pj harvey all me
chug73 10.06.16	Shitlet
Snake. 10.06.16	"It just sounds so lifeless man. I don't mind a little electronica mixed with rock (I See Stars) but they at least actually play instruments." pretty sure this was from 2014 js
ZippaThaRippa 10.06.16	"Joking about celiac disease like he did is a huge pet peeve of mine, reading through that thread kinda pissed me off a bit tbh" This one is my quote, add that to your list
Greyvy 10.06.16	i sneezed when i came and my my dick whip lashed and i came in my eye - snide
Trebor. 10.06.16	I'm 33 years old btw.
chug73 10.06.16	sucks to be u
onionbubs 10.06.16	List needs "They've come back so strong. After nearly 4 years, Green Day has put out one of their most energetic songs yet. Bang Bang is told from the perspective of a mass shooter. This album will be great." - Brettgoespunk And "Personally, anything other than cheese on a pizza is gross to me (unless it's peanut butter)" - snide
onionbubs 10.06.16	Also, pretty much anything that has come out of emailaccount's account ever since he stopped being a cj wannabe My personal favorite is "do you eat? Because you will"
chug73 10.06.16	"I like butthole" Onion
oltnabrick 10.06.16	" " heeeeeee quorte
KenboSlice 10.06.16	Worst quotes of 2016. Uses something I said from almost 2 years ago.
BlackLlama 10.06.16	Thus why it's terrible. It was quite fetching for 2014; you need to work on future proofing yourself man.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.06.16	"sexuality is never black and white i'd say everyone who says they're hetero have some homo tendencies" Mystle
Futures 10.06.16	god doesn't exist go do something useful- assdpf420
Sinternet 10.06.16	let me just open up sput random discussion thread a sec
Sinternet 10.06.16	'I heard the word porn from king of the hill and was curious to find out what it was cause... the show is about conservatives so I couldn't really tell what porn was based on how the characters talked about it(it's the episode were bobby gets caught watching porn) and so I looked it up and it was pretty h0t stuff. But I didn't really know what it was so i'd just sit there looking at it and thinking "wow this is amazing!" every day after school. The one night I got an "itch" in my pj's and accidentally splooged and it really hurt but I didn't know what it was and well ... there started my journey of exploration' 'I didn't really choke it i kind of just scratched it' 'Yeah. I thought it was a kidney stone cause it ran in our family and my uncles got their first ones at 16, I thought I was an "early bloomer" of kidney stones. Turns out it was just jizz in my pants' 'Does anyone else remember when you'd go to the pool in the ymca as a kid and put your penis up against the pools little uh ..... water sucking thing?' miffedtinymagician this from the first 200 comments only i can keep going
TheMoonchild 10.06.16	"'Angel Blue' is also very punk ish. Has lots of nice lyrics that I relate too. I once cut my heart like a stick in the mud too." -Teslabarrier's review of UNO! by Green Day
MyNameIsPencil 10.06.16	I am very uncomfortable now just reading those god damn it
Sinternet 10.06.16	'also i never understood lube. why would you use lube? just do it dry jesus fuck' 'I tried lube once and then realized it wasn't the safe kind and had to rinse my dick off lol' 'My mom yesterday found a paper that i wrote a bloody vagina joke about. God the conversation was awkward.' 'Yea yea when I found out my girlfriend had her boyfriend uh ... release the floods i felt heartbroken. And that was when we were just friends. r.i.p.' 'Ok well I don't like to talk about it but what I clearly mean is he came inside her'
Sinternet 10.06.16	i'm just sitting here laughing my arse off i forgot how amazing the thread was
Futures 10.06.16	'Does anyone else remember when you'd go to the pool in the ymca as a kid and put your penis up against the pools little uh ..... water sucking thing?' fucking lmao
TheMoonchild 10.06.16	"The political intrigue it attempted" -Sitar Hero attempting to defend the Star Wars prequels
Sinternet 10.06.16	'I don't know it was like a small part of me died when she told me that even if i didn't consider her my crush and just a friend at the time it was super weird I don't want to think about it ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross especially with cumming inside omg so nasty' 'OvDeath it's not discrimination. It's not like if I was in the middle of sex I'd be like "oh shit nevermind i'm out". unless it's stinky. egh' 'I like to describe flappy vaginas as Arby's' 'I just asked Ars cause I assume most people in this thread prefer vagina but from an outsider perspective the ass seems better'
porcupinetheater 10.06.16	Wait, Sin, what thread was this?
BallsDeep 10.06.16	jeez you really took that to heart futures?
Sinternet 10.06.16	'Yea same wtf vaginas are overrated come on guys. I've never gotten hard from just looking at a vajajay' 'Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it' 'OvDeath it's supposed to be a FUNNY COMPARISON for fuck's sake stop making it into an objective argument' 'Actually just the other day my mom asked me about my sexual orientation lol awkward' 'User you're not even making sense i'm not actually upset that comment was supposed to be cringy hence the stupid eyebrow emoji'
Sinternet 10.06.16	@comradeporc my finest creation http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1054524&listid=168683
BallsDeep 10.06.16	how about ala's bizarre list about how his mum found a note in his school bag about eating underage pussy or something and was relieved he wasn't gay iirc that had a few classic lines
Futures 10.06.16	it got deleted unfortunately
Sinternet 10.06.16	'I was thinking of doing a sputnik ranking list of the inappropriate body parts actually' 'I'm a virgin because i'm scared to lose my virginity tbh' 'I know guys i know every experience is bad but I don't know .. It's just discouraging since she's already had sex before and she said that it's fine (she's actually the one trying to further the sexual part of the relationship) and that she actually prefers a virgin but i don't know i'm outclassed here' 'I'm not a sub lmao just because i'm a whiny bitch doesn't mean i'm a sub. ' 'the first video that cums up is "Drunk unconscious black woman..."' 'Shit forgot anyone cared about Snake's opinion nevermind' (ALA actually says something non-ironically funny)
Sinternet 10.06.16	'My personality on this site is terrible but i'm ok in real life' 'I was going to say my favorite fetish is hardcore dominant bdsm,' 'jesus christ tvc stop talking about boring important shit we're having an "adult" conversation here go back to 2001 Linkinparkfanforthewin2001@' ALA attempting irony and failing
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.06.16	ALA doesn't count for this list.
Sinternet 10.06.16	'Snake you literally contribute nothing to this site i don't get your hate boner for me at least I keep things interesting and have actual discussions instead of just mean hate boner posts.' 'I seriously am the reason Sput became "cool" again.' i think that's the cream of the ALA crop
BallsDeep 10.06.16	haha his only like 13 men cut the wee little boy some slack
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.06.16	Sint is also a teen though so he can go harder on ALA than we can.
Sinternet 10.06.16	a large percentage of this site is under 20 i'm not sure what your point is
BallsDeep 10.06.16	there's a huge difference between 18/19 and 13/14 though
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.06.16	My point is an 18 year old doesn't have to cut a 15 year old as much slack as we do cause we're older.
Gyromania 10.06.16	I'm so blessed to be on this list. Do you guys think if I tried real hard I could be nominated worst user of 2016?
BallsDeep 10.06.16	you don't even have to try brah
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.06.16	With the likes of ALA and Smaugman and such contending for that title I'm afraid you lost the race the day you were born.
chug73 10.06.16	Ouch.
Gyromania 10.06.16	Lmao. What would it take? Racism? Transphobia? Sexism? I'll go the extra mile
chug73 10.06.16	I would like that title too. It's not like it's hard to be a bad user here, just say meshuggah sucks and Desth Grips are fags.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 10.06.16	You gotta go full retard.
Sinternet 10.06.16	you gotta just find the nicest users on the site and start getting a ridiculous hate boner for them in every thread they participate in
TVC15 10.06.16	I was going to quote Snide's soundoff for Beyonce's s/t where he calls it indie pop but now it seems it doesn't exist anymore
BallsDeep 10.06.16	you've got to make it seem as though you genuinely believe all your contrarian opinions and your not just playing devils advocate. But don't take it from me i'm one of the most beloved users to ever grace this site
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	is ala even on here anymore
StrikeOfTheBeast 10.06.16	He hasn't been on since the 19th of last month I think.
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	pretty sure he made a new alt and is trying to blend in. Strike you are definitely a suspect
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	"I didn't watch porn till I was 12 and even then I didn't know how to choke the chicken till a few months later and even that was an accident."
StrikeOfTheBeast 10.06.16	@Storm I am Mike. Remember those retarded cock-cakes?
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	@Storm I am Mike. Remember those retarded cock-cakes? ...wut...? This sounds like it's going nowhere good.
StrikeOfTheBeast 10.06.16	This is my alt. for miketunneyiscool123. As Futures would say, marktinyisgay123.
StrikeOfTheBeast 10.06.16	Looks like Futures came out to play again.
Futures 10.06.16	snide add this yo http://m.imgur.com/Xk9fP7u
Futures 10.06.16	i will report you for all this futures
StrikeOfTheBeast 10.06.16	Do as you wish, but Hurricane Matthew is going to be a more important issue than this childish crap.
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	ah now I remember. no idea about the cock cakes thing though.
Futures 10.06.16	he has a weird fixation on dicks
StrikeOfTheBeast 10.06.16	@sixdegrees Yeah I got that, but it was too late from the first time. Alright I gotta get packed and leave this hurricane shithole. To any and all of you who are in its path, good luck and be safe.
Futures 10.06.16	hope it knocks out your internet permanently
Sinternet 10.06.16	or knock some sense into him maybe
Futures 10.06.16	let's face it that will never happen
Storm In A Teacup 10.06.16	lmao
DinosaurJones 10.06.16	Woo, number one, baby! Probably because it's the most recent quote.
ramon. 10.06.16	"A trend I've noticed here is that the better a band is, the less popular they are....in some cases." - StrikeOfTheBeast
Keyblade 10.06.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1075139.jpg
Snide 10.06.16	I'm back online, gonna go through the thread and add quotes hold up.
alienobserver 10.06.16	asdfp277- "i look p. normal but sometimes i like looking stupid or doing weird shit like dressing up as a goth or a metalhead or just plain weird because swag"
boolin 10.06.16	alienobserver - "i love the 1975"
Snide 10.06.16	Added more quotes. Also sinternet are ALL those quotes by ALA?
MarsKid 10.06.16	"Occasionally, a track like “The Chain” will kick off with a half-decent riff, but any momentum comes to a screeching halt thanks to Psarakis doing her best impression of a bobcat in labor." Quote from Ebola's Agonist review. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/71801/The-Agonist-Five/
Snide 10.06.16	Added
alienobserver 10.06.16	boolin- "im gay"
Titan 10.06.16	18 loooool
CalculatingInfinity 10.06.16	'I like to describe flappy vaginas as Arby's' I can't believe this exists.
Futures 10.06.16	http://m.imgur.com/Xk9fP7u add this
boolin 10.07.16	I've read this and well, I actually don't have anything to answer. Ah, yes, I'm neither a fan nor a naysayer. And you can look into my psyche all you want it'll only make you grow up. -KevinKC
Snide 10.07.16	Added a couple new ones, still gotta go through the thread and add more suggestions you guys posted.
Frippertronics 10.08.16	hey feel free to not ignore the snox quote thanks
Futures 10.08.16	(AKA I'm Not Leaving Sputnik Part 2) got banned, then got an anonymous shoutbox message (no username was next to the comment somehow) telling me to leave forever. a veiled threat, possibly?? i think im being watched. theyre planning something. if i disappear, blame futures and/or sach. or maybe atomicwaste, hes the one who banned me. all i know is that someone is out to get me. but i wont be silenced. the truth must be heard.
Storm In A Teacup 10.08.16	"They still didn't prove me wrong with my opinion." Black Nails on 5ing Sum 41 13 Voices
Storm In A Teacup 10.08.16	"wait, post a 5/5 review disagreeing with yourself now. dress up as a young teenage girl." -iloveyouall, post-retirement
iloveyouall 10.08.16	"by the way, "bitch made", im sorry, what was your graduation year? or are you just like sach where you like talking like an uneducated fucktard with slang like "fam"?" - angrylittleadolf
iloveyouall 10.08.16	" 3 days my ass damn, i know you said "if i remember" but its been like a week now. you feel like hitting that unban button by now? ill suck your dick if you want." - angrylittleadolf
Storm In A Teacup 10.08.16	"third party votes won't be relevant for another 25 years or so, so Trump" -Malachite/Snide sorry bro, but damn that's an awful quote
Ebola 10.08.16	blessed
Storm In A Teacup 10.08.16	"Why would this be bad for me? A fucking punk rock legend is picking up my sloppy seconds do you not understand or...?" -Hepkat when people tried to talk shit on his ex from 11 years ago getting wit Daryl Palumbo. I'd be proud too.
SharkTooth 10.11.16	"Ain't you the pussy-ass bitch that never lived up to expectations when asked to do that 0.5 Vektor review?"-Piripichotes "Do it fag, do the fucking review, if you're not gonna do it shut the fuck up already."-Piripichotes idk where he typed those but he got banned for those 2 quotes
rabidfish 10.11.16	oh man that snide quote made my fucking day lol. luv man, that's some funny shit.