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| | The Oceans Ranked | | 5 |  | 16 Horsepower
Secret South
The Southern Ocean
Super generic and boring ocean, many view it as an extension of other oceans rather than its own thing. But hey, some experts or whatever said this is an actual real life ocean, so here you go buddy, last place for you. | | 4 |  | Like Pacific
In Spite of Me
The Pacific Ocean
Just too goddamn big. Like, chill, there's really no need to cover a third of the earth's surface. Also absolutely terrifying because of how deep it is; 36,200 feet to be precise! Not sure how deep that is because I'm European and exclusively speak kilometers, but it sure does sound deep and like it would encompass a lot of weird freaky fish and stuff. Yikes. | | 3 |  | Arctic Monkeys
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
The Arctic Ocean
A very decent ocean, but still crashing into third place because it seems a tad cold. Also, it's kind of pathetically tiny. But I think there's either penguins or polar bears (definitely some funky seals) vibing there so it's all good, very respectable ocean. | | 2 |  | Twin Atlantic
Free
The Atlantic Ocean
Another rather obese ocean, but not as arrogantly immense as its Pacific counterpart. What really sets this one apart, however, is its sheer range. Like, damn, Atlantic's islands include both Ireland and the Canaries? Go you! A well deserved second place. | | 1 |  | From Indian Lakes
Absent Sounds
The Indian Ocean
Without a doubt the best ocean there is. Not too big, not too small. The Indian Ocean is very chill: it's simply doing its ocean thing without disrupting others or showing off too much. A lot of cool underwater mountain ranges can be found here, but, most importantly, Madagascar is a proud participant of its waters! I have seen all seven (yes, there are actually seven) Madagascar films and I can confirm that it's a very good time. Congratulations to The Indian Ocean! | |
JesperL
10.07.20 | please tell me i'm funny or something | Sowing
10.07.20 | This is honestly the kind of content we were hoping for when we made you contrib. | peekatoad
10.07.20 | Africa is closer to maine in a straight shot than florida is
| JesperL
10.07.20 | makes sense sowing, i think i'm taking the 'maybe my reviews will seem better if everything else i do is trash' route | Pangea
10.07.20 | quality list | Pikazilla
10.07.20 | pangea you should do a list ranking continents or something | Tundra
10.07.20 | Damn you just spoiled The Oceans next album concept | Pangea
10.07.20 | well pangea is #1 of course
unless it's only current continents i guess | rockarollacola
10.07.20 | People always sleep on #4, never understood why though. | JesperL
10.07.20 | probably because it's really big so there's an increased chance of people falling asleep on boats in the pacific? (in spite of me is quality pop punk agreed)
pangea is the only continent that matters | Ecnalzen
10.08.20 | I do love me some Like Pacific
I mean, The Pacific Ocean is a mighty fine ocean. I do find it to be an enjoyable experience | kalkwiese
10.08.20 | This has everything a good list needs.
Deserves a feature tbh | Trifolium
10.08.20 | I like this list. I've got the feeling that I don't have to go out and see them all now, at least I'll have an answer ready when asked about my favourite oceans at a party. Could be useful in a pinch. | insomniac15
10.08.20 | Lol, great list. | dedex
10.08.20 | 2 is 1 smh | ChoccyPhilly
10.08.20 | The Indian Ocean is indeed underrated and overlooked. Tonne of interesting marine life there | Demon of the Fall
10.08.20 | Lol, nice work. You got me. Now do the seas!
...or maybe wait for a band with that title to release something first. | alamo
10.08.20 | yeah the pacific ocean definitely feels too long
2 is 1 though, the atlantic is just super consistent | alamo
10.08.20 | "I have seen all seven (yes, there are actually seven) Madagascar films and I can confirm that it's a very good time" well have you listened to Madagascar by guns n roses | fogza
10.08.20 | I was hoping this list would be what it is. | Rowhaus
10.08.20 | Pacific 100% for me. Atlantic is too cold. Never been to the Indian ocean but I reckon it's lovely. | DamnVanne
10.08.20 | I’m skeptical of this list. The Pacific Ocean I feel is too low, the Arctic is too high (I put my head in there and it was very painful) and I’m morbidly curious just how much trash is in the Indian... |
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