SteakByrnes
04.10.23 | CONGRATS PORC!!!!!
Also thank you again to everybody who voted and made this a fun time! Hosting was more work than I thought lol but it was fun and I hope you all liked the themes :] |
Pheromone
04.10.23 | this is the greatest day of my life
porc victory well deserved best user best hair best face best nick cave av |
Slex
04.10.23 | Can't be mad at this, dude is class |
fogza
04.10.23 | Congrats you spiky bastion of the performing arts |
Sinternet
04.10.23 | excellent work everyone, a deserved winner |
Sinternet
04.10.23 | i never thought i'd see the day a two-terrible-bands-shoved-together username won , but if anyone was gonna they picked the best one |
ArsMoriendi
04.10.23 | I predicted him as winner from like round 1, so good job Porc
Your presence has been sitewide appreciated βΊοΈ |
DavidYowi
04.10.23 | fuck yeah Porc |
robertsona
04.10.23 | Congrats Porc! Decent showing for cubist. Ars I posted the art history shit as an inevitably buried comment in convo thread |
tectactoe
04.10.23 | God bless and congrats porc. I knew you had it in you and I need to selfishly point out that I voted for you every single time. |
someone
04.10.23 | one of the few correct decisions we've made as a community and society lately. congrats porcing porc, do the title justice |
fogza
04.10.23 | Tec do not show us hypocrites up hush hush |
SteakByrnes
04.10.23 | porc please harass mx to get avatars working please and thank you |
DadKungFu
04.10.23 | Grats porc hope this newfound power doesn't go to your head too much |
ArsMoriendi
04.10.23 | βArs I posted the art history shit as an inevitably buried comment in convo threadβ
Oh, well Iβll have to check it but also wouldβve been an epic list oh well |
AlexKzillion
04.10.23 | much deserved |
Trifolium
04.10.23 | Yippee congrats porc, you ultra cutie and maybe next year you ultra Gene!!!!!! |
ffs
04.10.23 | woot |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.10.23 | IT IS PORC!!!!
but porc already has a perfect avi
bc porc is perf |
RosaParks
04.10.23 | no clue who that is |
deathschool
04.10.23 | gg
|
PotsyTater
04.10.23 | What a roller coaster |
Egarran
04.10.23 | *thundering applause*
Such a beautiful winner. And you were an excellent host, Steak. |
Dewinged
04.10.23 | Big Nick Dracula avy incoming. Congrats porc of porcs! |
normaloctagon
04.10.23 | GG porc and great hosting steak! |
Pheromone
04.10.23 | oh yeah thanks for hosting steak u ruled woo go steak go steak |
fogza
04.10.23 | Steak was pretty great... Slow but great π |
anat
04.10.23 | porc wins the steak hosted march madness
a collusion from big meat? |
SteakByrnes
04.10.23 | ty for the kind words pals :] porc I've started a new host tradition where you have to take a vacation in the middle of the competition |
normaloctagon
04.10.23 | "a collusion from big meat?"
lmao |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.10.23 | the road is paved for norma victory 2024 and giant Dr Octagon avi to follow |
fogza
04.10.23 | nonsense next year is windowpain's |
porcupinetheater
04.10.23 | Aahhh thank you everyone!! I would give you all sloppy kisses except for these time zones
But Steak you first thank you for hosting and someone you are great enough to be everyone |
AsleepInTheBack
04.10.23 | Big clap: CLAP.
Aka congratulations ! |
PotsyTater
04.10.23 | Who the fuck is windowpain |
MillionDead
04.10.23 | lmao big meat |
JesperL
04.10.23 | aw hell yeah congrats porc u are hot (windowpain 4ever tho) |
Conmaniac
04.10.23 | Yooo congrats porc!! Called this back in round 2 :D happy for you well deserved |
pizzamachine
04.10.23 | Congrats to zee wiener |
JayEnder
04.10.23 | Congrats porc!!! |
Purpl3Spartan
04.10.23 | Eyo nice one porc! |
Dewinged
04.11.23 | "someone you are great enough to be everyone" words of a true champion and probably the most wholesome thing anyone has said to someone. |
evilford
04.11.23 | Welcome to the club porc ;-) |
robertsona
04.11.23 | shit was rigged *marriage story gif* |
porcupinetheater
04.11.23 | Robert switched from Norma to me just to whistelblow the corruption of the system |
robertsona
04.11.23 | against me. it stopped being rigged once it stopped being against me. like the band against me |
Storm In A Teacup
04.11.23 | Congrats porc! Congrats someone on getting so far! |
butt.
04.11.23 | "i never thought i'd see the day a two-terrible-bands-shoved-together username won , but if anyone was gonna they picked the best one"
wow this just reminded me of TheWonderSoFar. lmfao |
unclereich
04.11.23 | damn does he get the big av even tho the site is fucked up??? if so get rid of Dracula hahaha. nice win dude |
dedex
04.11.23 | oooooh congrats porc! many baes deserved to win, but a bae won which is the most important thing!! |
Trifolium
04.11.23 | "many baes deserved to win, but a bae won"
Excellent summary baedex!!!!
(That would work better for Bedex, but oh well!) |
SteakByrnes
04.11.23 | porc will run next year's tourney with an iron fist |
unclereich
04.11.23 | Can greenlinkinmuse weigh in? |
Pheromone
04.12.23 | norma has lost to the winner twice in fine margins
what does this mean for norma
is it his destiny
it's leo at the oscars all over again |
SteakByrnes
04.12.23 | norma vs dedex in the 2024 march madness finals book it |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.12.23 | sry am already booked for the ULTIMATE BATTLE OF GOOD AND EVIL promised by the norma vs. Baseline final |
Ryus
04.12.23 | spookynewghostfriend vs skele |
ArsMoriendi
04.12.23 | Thatβd be the easiest vote of all time Ryus
Bring back spooky |
Storm In A Teacup
04.12.23 | Spooky was top 5 cutest poster in sputnik history |
Minortimbo12
04.12.23 | I had no chance
Literally- I wasn't on the ballot |
Pheromone
04.12.23 | lmao in steak's defence he probably used the one from last year before u were alive |
SteakByrnes
04.12.23 | Yea I grabbed last year's list and swapped people in and out, mostly focusing on bringing in new contribs/staff |
fogza
04.12.23 | Now that this is settled what are your plans steak? How did the March Madness title change your life? Have you got any exciting projects lined up? |
Egarran
04.12.23 | And how did you avoid going crazy with megalomania? |
SteakByrnes
04.12.23 | I became the march madness
It did get very tedious setting up the matchups and stuff but I had fun making the themes and looking for albums that fit. porc joins the list of righteousness |
Trifolium
04.13.23 | Loved the themes dearest Steak, loved your madness too. |
SteakByrnes
01.16.24 | do you guys think porc has thought about march madness 2024 at all |
Purpl3Spartan
01.16.24 | bro cant even get his big pfp anymore |
Dewinged
01.16.24 | Honestly, nope. |
Trifolium
01.16.24 | I never see them any more at all π’ |
Pheromone
01.16.24 | > do you guys think porc has thought about march madness 2024 at all
lmaoooo |
porcupinetheater
01.16.24 | Hey everybody I wanted to go out on a high note so I retired from ever posting again after the extraordinary announcement of April 10, 2023 |
porcupinetheater
01.16.24 | Wait shit |
Pheromone
01.16.24 | haha ily
you can go to the reverse dewi route n reduce the numbers to like idk 8 |
Dewinged
01.16.24 | yeah, u the boss porc, you do your own system (if u want the tradition to live on, if not, then fuck it) |
Pheromone
01.16.24 | actually increase it to an unprecedented 1024 chicken |
porcupinetheater
01.16.24 | Iβm seeing if I can get together a list of 32 albums each with cover art of tits/butts/dicks/pussies for the initial elim rounds this will be the determining factor
Submissions are open, I already have:
Gentle Giant - Acquiring the Taste
and
Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection |
Dewinged
01.16.24 | black crowes - amorica
type o negative - slow deep and hard
death grips - the one with Zach's cock
|
JesperL
01.16.24 | heathermint - feline
hotelier - goodness |
Pangea
01.16.24 | couch slut - my life as a woman |
Trifolium
01.16.24 | I hope this counts:
Manowar - Anthology |
ArsMoriendi
01.16.24 | Thereβs always Nigel Pepper Cock |
SteakByrnes
01.16.24 | these are good themes you are already a good host porc |
anat
01.16.24 | Chumbawumba - Anarchy
Ministry - Dark Side of the Spoon
|
ArsMoriendi
01.16.24 | Deerhunterβs debut has 2 dicks on it and they both belong to the Black Lipsβ bass player |
anat
01.16.24 | has he got 2 dicks? |
ArsMoriendi
01.16.24 | Maybe
But no itβs just an image of him twice with a deer head. Weird album cover really and donβt me started on the album name |
Icebloom
01.16.24 | Supertramp - Indelibly Stamped |
someone
01.17.24 | as for tits, ive found this list
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1096614&listid=177245#12 |
SteakByrnes
02.26.24 | has anybody seen porc |
fogza
02.26.24 | Done a runner with the trophy ain't no one taking it away |
ArsMoriendi
02.26.24 | Oh yeah this is coming up |
Demon of the Fall
02.26.24 | I'm not letting my fragile ego take a beating this year, will probably abstain |
ArsMoriendi
02.26.24 | Iβll vote for you anyway |
MarsKid
02.26.24 | To be fair, is there much of a point now? Avatars are broken indefinitely. |
SteakByrnes
02.26.24 | cause it's epic and fun and cool |
MarsKid
02.26.24 | That is also fair lol |
pizzamachine
02.26.24 | Still dunno how I didnβt win |
Egarran
02.26.24 | Yes how are we supposed to do this when many users don't have avatars? |
SteakByrnes
02.26.24 | This didn't always give out big avatar as a prize lol it was hosted and done before those days too. And when that functionality comes back I'm sure sowing/jom would be willing to honor the win and give the big boy avatar out. But if you guys don't wanna have FUN then WHATEVER |
Demon of the Fall
02.26.24 | I mean yeah if itβs fun if you win, biased much? lol
β¦but yeah, not being awarded a nice fat avi is gonna hurt whichever (un)lucky schmuck wins |
SteakByrnes
02.26.24 | I had plenty fun the multiple times I didn't win, simply let go and type names brother man |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.26.24 | "To be fair, is there much of a point now?"
yes
"Avatars are broken indefinitely."
has never been the main point of this
"Yes how are we supposed to do this when many users don't have avatars?"
exactly the same way it has always happened
"β¦but yeah, not being awarded a nice fat avi is gonna hurt whichever (un)lucky schmuck wins"
a true champion would know better than to give a shit |
porcupinetheater
02.26.24 | Hi everyone march madness is just a final four this year please vote in the comments below, 1 vote per matchup
1. Havey
vs
2. Get Low
3. Write-in Cadidate
vs.
4. Ajcollins15 |
porcupinetheater
02.26.24 | Also avatars were broke last year and I still felt rewarded enough to run away and hide with the trophy |
MarsKid
02.26.24 | I said "That is also fair" but okay
Don't enter me in this lmao |
anat
02.26.24 | ajcollins |
porcupinetheater
02.26.24 | Please use the full name or I might get confused and miscount |
JesperL
02.26.24 | aicollins |
Egarran
02.26.24 | Hmm Johnny I'm not convinced. Where is the incentive but most of all I don't know who people are if they don't have pictures. |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.26.24 | much like you wouldn't understand the value of peer recognition if the entire site pretended your hack psychology had a sniff of qualification behind it and threw you a surprise birthday party for good measure |
Egarran
02.26.24 | Nobody ever throw me a fucking surprise party. Worst invention ever.
And let's be honest, you aren't half the man you used to be without your avatar. |
butt.
02.27.24 | Damn almost march already? Time for me to start being nice to people already? Ugh |
Trifolium
02.27.24 | You've clearly gotten the advantage of 'the butt' though, who doesn't like those???!!!!! π―ππ€€ππππ©πΌββοΈπ§ |
porcupinetheater
02.27.24 | its time for BUTT to CLEAN up his act if he wants to WIPE out the competition |
Egarran
02.27.24 | I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butt scraped over too much bread. |
evilford
02.28.24 | Yeah disappearing after winning is a true phenomenon i guess. I unintentionally did it from 2017-2019ish |
Trifolium
02.28.24 | Good Buttbo quote Eggy. |
Pheromone
02.28.24 | march madness is my favourite way to remember problematic users |
Koris
02.28.24 | I forgot this MM even happened lol |
porcupinetheater
02.28.24 | Wow rude |
Egarran
02.28.24 | Time is weird now. |
butt.
02.28.24 | What happened to that torts dude |
SteakByrnes
02.28.24 | torts gone as hell and since new accounts can't be made atm, he's gone indefinitely lol good riddance |
butt.
02.29.24 | Agreed ahrd |
tectactoe
02.29.24 | I need to start lobbying a campaign for myself now |
butt.
03.12.24 | Umm hello porcupinecinema is this happening?? |
porcupinetheater
03.12.24 | Yes but my housing is displacing atm so desperation moving to new place while also starting new job so will be April Madness or Maydness (naming credit to anat) |
evilford
03.12.24 | that sucks.
BEST OF LUCK PORC |
pizzamachine
03.12.24 | Hope all goes well |
Dewinged
03.12.24 | Real life takes priority porc, no worries. |
SteakByrnes
03.12.24 | porc will host the best madness yet, also good luck on everything I hope your new place owns |
someone
03.12.24 | so we can do a March Mildness in the meantime, where we vote on our favourite past March Madness tournaments |
Dewinged
03.12.24 | Sure. I vote mine. |
someone
03.12.24 | i vote yours too |
SteakByrnes
03.12.24 | I vote mine cause the themes |
someone
03.12.24 | i vote yours too |
