SteakByrnes
03.30.23 | 1. someone / Drifter
2. ArsMoriendi / JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon / porcupinetheater
4. dedex / robertsona
TEMPLATE, now go VOTE!!
Wizard theme!! |
Ryus
03.30.23 | 1. Drifter
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon
4. robertsona |
DavidYowi
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. normaloctagon
4. robertsona |
ArsMoriendi
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. 🦧
3. porcupinetheater
4. robertsona |
dedex
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon
4. robertsona |
dedex
03.30.23 | it's getting tougher and tougher |
ArsMoriendi
03.30.23 | Praying enough “I don’t vote for staff” people vote lol |
robertsona
03.30.23 | 1. someone (obligatory “very tough”)
2. ArsMoriendi
3. normaloctagon (y’all some lovelies…)
4. dedex |
Pangea
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex
god i need a shower after these |
AlexKzillion
03.30.23 | 1. Drifter
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon
4. robertsona |
fogza
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex
sorry 😔 |
JesperL
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex
these r all fucking impossible lmao |
Trifolium
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon
4. dedex
HARD. Lots of love for all of you. |
MO
03.30.23 | 1. Drifter
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon
4. robertsona |
Sunnyvale
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex |
anat
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex |
DadKungFu
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. normaloctagon
4. dedex |
pizzamachine
03.30.23 | 1. Drifter (thank you for saving me now I save you)
2. ArsMoriendi (you killed me Johnny, now you die)
3. normaloctagon (cause he rules at Super Smash Bros)
4. robertsona (cause those pics mmmm OMG yes so lovely) |
robertsona
03.30.23 | what pics :) Ty. Getting trounced it’s ok I’ll bounce back |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.30.23 | hmm
1. Drifter
yeah i'm done |
Demon of the Fall
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex |
tectactoe
03.30.23 | 1. someone (love u drifter but i need to return the favor to someone)
2. ArsMoriendi (love u johnny but you are already king of this site)
3. porcupinetheater (love u too norma but porc is my "win it all" pick)
4. robertsona (love u too dedex but me n alex are virtual beer buds) |
AmericanFlagAsh
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. normaloctagon
4. robertsona |
someone
03.30.23 | 1. Drifter
2. ArsMoriendi, Johnny doesn't need this
3. porcupinetheater
4. oof oof oof dedex (sry rob) |
fogza
03.30.23 | the gathering is at hand
it is time
in the end there can be only one |
Sniff
03.30.23 | 1. Drifter
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon
4. dedex |
YoYoMancuso
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. porcupinetheater
4. friiiiiiik can't do it
|
Egarran
03.30.23 | Had to do some augury for this, so based on my predictions these are the objectively correct choices:
1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex |
fogza
03.30.23 | do you use chicken entrails or tea leaves or a magic 8 ball |
zakalwe
03.30.23 | Stick us down for John.
Don’t know who is in the other semi, probably some other waifu nerd. |
AsleepInTheBack
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. porcupinetheater
4. my babies nooooo |
SteakByrnes
03.30.23 | yes yes yes VOTE!! all matchups are TOUGH let's keep them COMING |
Sinternet
03.30.23 | ooh now im out i can vote, everyone here is so good though, so im gonna base it off really stupid reasons
1. drifter (when he finally wins he will stop spamming his random g-funk scrobbles on discord)
2. johnnyofthewell (both are great but im racist towards americans sorry x)
3. normaloctagon (he beat me so if he wins ill lose to the overall winner)
4. robertsona (the daily 'who up' message on discord helps me keep track of time) |
ArsMoriendi
03.30.23 | Drifter is an American and someone is not
Just sayin… wait same goes for Sona Vs dedex
|
anode
03.30.23 | This is sputnik popularity contest? |
ArsMoriendi
03.30.23 | Yes |
anode
03.30.23 | Shocked I didn’t make the list |
anode
03.30.23 | Just throwing it out there that drifter used cringe as an adverb the other day. I hope that doesn’t affect anyone’s voting |
SteakByrnes
03.30.23 | these are all things to take into account when voting! |
porcupinetheater
03.30.23 | Lmao Norma is this our third March Madness in a row facing off? |
SteakByrnes
03.30.23 | who will WIN this time tho that is the question of eternal pondering |
Pangea
03.30.23 | i would like to vote for normatheather |
someone
03.30.23 | porcupineoctagon or nothing |
normaloctagon
03.30.23 | ayyy porcy fancy seeing u here again ; )
also haha @someone @pan love a good portmanteau |
anat
03.30.23 | interior crocodile alligator
my pick to win is porcupinetheater |
normaloctagon
03.30.23 | same tbh |
Sinternet
03.30.23 | "Drifter is an American and someone is not
Just sayin… wait same goes for Sona Vs dedex"
i never said i was consistent in my racism |
someone
03.30.23 | Octagondwanaland or Dr. Normal Octagonecologyst |
normaloctagon
03.30.23 | 1. Drifter
2. ArsMoriendi
3. normaloctagon
4. dedex |
SteakByrnes
03.30.23 | that's really good anat |
porcupinetheater
03.30.23 | “Just sayin… wait same goes for Sona Vs dedex”
I mean there’s precedent for the Brits taking issue with the French too |
anat
03.30.23 | ty steak, just another compelling reason to vote for me in round 7 |
porcupinetheater
03.30.23 | 1. someone (because no amount of winning will ever stop Drifter spamming g-funk scrobbles on discord)
2. JohnnyoftheWell (because the amount of times I have left Johnny on read in dms through sheer executive dysfunction got me some kind of complex)
3. porcupinetheater (the precedent is set yay!)
4. robertsona (because if it's lonely at the top, I feel like robert is best equipped to amuse himself once reaching the peak) |
calmrose
03.30.23 | 1. Drifter
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon
4. dedex |
deathschool
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon (this one is rough.)
4. dedex |
Drifter
03.30.23 | mm/m//m/m/m/m/m/ |
Drifter
03.30.23 | 1. Someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. Normaloctagon
4. Robertsona |
Pheromone
03.30.23 | i have never heard of any of these users |
Mort.
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex |
PitchforkArms
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. normaloctagon
4. dedex
RIP yoyo was pullin for ya breh |
bgillesp
03.30.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. porcupinetheater
4. robertsona
Not a single easy pick there |
Dewinged
03.31.23 | 1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. porcupinetheater
4. dedex
Steak, if u want a cool wizard cover check Walg - III |
SteakByrnes
03.31.23 | Oh wow yea that one is sick! Fun fact I was gonna do wizards last round but couldn't find 8 albums with wizards on them lmao |
PotsyTater
03.31.23 | All of these ones are tough
1. Drifter
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. Porcupinetheater
4. Dedex |
theBoneyKing
03.31.23 | 1. Drifter
2. ArsMoriendi
3. porcupinetheater
4. robertsona
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robertsona
03.31.23 | I’m eating shit I gotta 12 Angry Men this bad boy |
butt.
03.31.23 | someone
ArsMoriendi
porcupinetheater
dedex |
evilford
03.31.23 | 3 is the most heinous matchup of all time |
PotsyTater
03.31.23 | Kinda want to change my votes to ars and Bobert so that we can realize that final 2 matchup |
Conmaniac
03.31.23 | 1. Drifter but ily some1 dw
2. ArsMoriendi EVERYONE: TIEBREAKERS GO TO NON STAFFERS it’s just the rules (ily tho Johnny)
3. porcupinetheater win it all. [4] sry norm ily but I gotta vote for the person that beat me so I can at least say I lost to the winner like I did last year (rip steak)
4. robertsona ok ignore rule for 2 cuz my other tiebreaker goes to ppl I have met irl AND since I met both Johnny and ars said rule for 2 applies ok great logic complete |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.23 | "Kinda want to change my votes to ars and Bobert so that we can realize that final 2 matchup"
say no to sputnik brooklyn takeover. yuppies OUT |
Get Low
03.31.23 | 1. someone
2. Arsmoriendi
3. -
4. robertsona |
Pheromone
03.31.23 | oh ok this fucking SUCKS
1. someone
2. JohnnyoftheWell
3. tbc
4. dedex
|
someone
03.31.23 | ❤ |
anode
03.31.23 | Is there some sputnik book club that I’m unaware of? How do you all know each other well enough to participate in this contest |
ArsMoriendi
03.31.23 | There’s a discord haha |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.23 | once upon there was a bad sputnik user named andcas, who murdered the creator mx in a fit of post-pubescent dysfunction and replaced him with a black market dodo
the FBI would shut the whole site down if word got out about this, so the rest of us kinda palled together and have been co-oping on the cover up ever since
everything that happens in this tournament is a direct reflection of this |
anode
03.31.23 | I miss andcas |
Pheromone
03.31.23 | this tournament predates discord
plugfm superiority |
Pheromone
03.31.23 | wait was it called plugfm |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.31.23 | plugdj
you donkey |
Pheromone
03.31.23 | remember when this site had lastdj scrobbler input |
teamster
03.31.23 | 1. Drifter
2. ArsMoriendi
3. normaloctagon
4. dedex |
normaloctagon
03.31.23 | phero if you vote for me i'll |
Mort.
03.31.23 | i should have made the top 8
next time im gonna bribe/punish you all with nudes |
Pheromone
03.31.23 | bet
3. normaloctagon |
porcupinetheater
04.01.23 | For Vote Phero if I’ll me, you |
PotsyTater
04.01.23 | Ur top 8 to me Mort |
Sinternet
04.01.23 | "next time im gonna bribe/punish you all with nudes"
the nudes are the bribe, the punishments are impromptu philosophy lectures |
rage11111ro
04.01.23 | 1. someone
2. ArsMoriendi
3. normaloctagon
4. dedex |
ArsMoriendi
04.01.23 | Depends on what the nudes look like I guess |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.01.23 | Adding a
4. dedex
we don't stan necrophilia here |
someone
04.03.23 | How's it cooking? |
robertsona
04.03.23 | I can still win |
SteakByrnes
04.03.23 | Closed gonna count and put up results/next round soon |
SteakByrnes
04.03.23 | Okay NORMA vs PORC is a tie, who wants to decide their fate |
Pheromone
04.03.23 | i dont |
robertsona
04.03.23 | god please don’t let it be me please don’t let it be mee…whehehehe euhhh oh my godddd you’re calling on me? On. MEEEEEE to break the tie??? Well uh let’s see here iummm :( omg hahahahah :) |
robertsona
04.03.23 | Oh wait Porc voted for me and Norma against. Dome Norma. Porc ftw |
robertsona
04.03.23 | completely forgot about that metric. Glad it was a split. Easy money |
ArsMoriendi
04.03.23 | As in you rescind your norma vote? |
robertsona
04.03.23 | Oh i voted this time Uhh that’s so rare. Yeah can I do that. I rescind my Norma vote so that Porc not only wins but wins by two |
SteakByrnes
04.03.23 | okay done and DONE |
robertsona
04.03.23 | feel like I just killed Wallace |
SteakByrnes
04.03.23 | Results are UP, Final 4 will go up shortly |
ArsMoriendi
04.03.23 | Chill out there Bodie |
Pheromone
04.03.23 | sona coming back from the dead just to switch his vote and kill off norma is on some wwe shit |
fogza
04.03.23 | I love the way steak highlights when you got trounced lmao like there's no relief in this arena |
SteakByrnes
04.03.23 | lmao I was originally gonna only do blowout notifications for the first couple rounds but I just kept doing it >:] |
fogza
04.03.23 | no it's great NO MERCY cobra kai all the way |
normaloctagon
04.03.23 | "sona coming back from the dead just to switch his vote and kill off norma is on some wwe shit"
couldnt have said it better myself
go win this thing porc you've got the music in you |
porcupinetheater
04.03.23 | Norma don’t let go |
normaloctagon
04.03.23 | I can’t I shan’t I won’t |