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Polyphia Ranked (but not in a Deftones way)

Who the hottest most attractive man from the Polyphia gang gang I got your answer my son here you go
1Polyphia
Renaissance


Clay Gober

My man on the bass is a fiend, both in looks and in talent. How many people have you seen be able to rock the long hair mustache look in today's world? Clay really out here slayin my g, and he wears crop tops sometimes like we livin in the 80s again. Mad props to the basslord.
2Polyphia
Renaissance


Clay Aeschliman

Big beefcake himself, newest addition drummer boi after Renaissance dropped. First of all, he doesn't adhere to the usual Polyphia look, so that already gives him points, but goddamn this man looks like a greek god. He is buff af, got the cleanest lookin beard/long hair combo in the game, and his fashion is on point. I'd let him hold me at night.
3Polyphia
Renaissance


Tim Henson

Y'all thought he was gonna be #1 don't lie. Yea this dude kawaii af and looks like an anime girl, but he's like that window shopper hot you feel me? Great eye candy but you'll get more bang for your buck with either of the Clay options.
4Polyphia
Renaissance


Scott LePage

The one, the only, the nose man. Scott is def handsome, but he's got a lot of competition in this band. He's got that nerd turned attractive look to him, and may I say he is a fine looking man. If you like noses then he's the optimal choice
5Brandon Burkhalter
Flourish


Brandon Burkhalter

Since he's no longer in the band, I'll just give him an honorary shout out. He's a cutie for sure, check his EP so he'll make more music
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