JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | Fat Chino = Best Chino |
Piglet
04.11.16 | would love an equivalent list on val kilmer |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | LOL fatman amirite? |
BallsDeep
04.11.16 | Good observations. One could infer that there is an inverse relationship between the heaviness of the fat bastard himself and the heaviness of Deftones music. |
Shemson
04.11.16 | BallsDeep makes a good point there.
You could also correlate Deftones more ethereal almost 'shoegaze' moments to the times where Chino was so big that he could no longer look down and gaze upon his shoes. |
DoofusWainwright
04.11.16 | when he's fat dat music suffers - plain as day
fattest for self titled/team sleep/Saturday night...and the music got a little bloated too ahhh
saw them live in 1996 (great) and 2003 (stunk) - guess the same factors at play |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | I think his appearence on the Dance Gavin Dance record made him realize how losing weight was ideal. The dude was singing about food for fuck's sake. |
BallsDeep
04.11.16 | Great analysis Shemson. This is an exciting discovery and its certainly no coincidence.
I feel we can now confidently use the fat cunts girth as a guage to predict the direction of new Deftones material.
|
Cygnatti
04.11.16 | the fact that his name is Chino Moreno will never not be amusing |
Riviere
04.11.16 | Fatness does not impede the fabulous flying Chino.
http://www.rocksound.tv/assets/uploads/deftones_leeds2013_ashleybird-002.jpg |
BallsDeep
04.11.16 | Even if he hit the gym hard his got a funny mug and a hilarious name so he'll always get a chuckle out of me |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | noticed he's been plumping up again, and that certainly isn't a bad thing |
jtswope
04.11.16 | Better than most Deftones lists tbh |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.11.16 | he was so good when he was so fat |
jtswope
04.11.16 | [2] |
Shemson
04.11.16 | Fat Chino is definitely best Chino. Gonna throw him some snacks when I see them in June |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.11.16 | lmao
get some greasy chips in him and maybe they'll play more SNW |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | he's playing Phantom Bride, you throw him some onion rings and all of a sudden "I HAAAAATE AAAAAAL OF MY FRIEEEEEEENDS!" |
BallsDeep
04.11.16 | If only we could injure him enough to leave him confined to a wheelchair for a good few months I'm sure he'd pork out nicely and deftones would have a return to form, although he probably wouldn't be touring either. |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | I think the only way they will top SNW is if Chino gets morbidly obese |
wtferrothorn
04.11.16 | Get him looking like Israel Kamakawiwoʻole
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/39367.jpg-thumbl |
AlexKzillion
04.11.16 | he's playing Phantom Bride, you throw him some onion rings and all of a sudden "I HAAAAATE AAAAAAL OF MY FRIEEEEEEENDS!"
Yo chiiillll dawg |
Shemson
04.11.16 | Yeah good shout Pots, I'm gonna throw him some greasy chips and a cherry coke as well so he definitely gets the hint and plays Cherry Waves |
wtferrothorn
04.11.16 | Make sure they're wavy chips, it'll really get the point across.
|
Shemson
04.11.16 | Oh yeah like crinkle cut. It's abstract but then so are Chino's lyrics so it'll probably make perfect sense. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.11.16 | petition to have chino gain weight so we can have good deftones back |
Shemson
04.11.16 | I'm surprised you like SNW but not Gore. They're similar to me but with Gore as more solid throughout but with less highlights. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | You guys are terrible. lol
New Deftones single out tomorrow: "Feeding The Giant" |
wtferrothorn
04.11.16 | Start a food drive
"New Deftones single out tomorrow: "Feeding The Giant""
lol |
Shemson
04.11.16 | 'Please, find it in your heart to donate just £2 a month to get Chino some snacks and make Deftones the best they can be' |
supremejelly
04.11.16 | SNW is Deftones best and Chino should hit borderline fatal obesity levels to bring the Deftones back to that level, agreed. |
Faraudo
04.11.16 | Gore is pretty much SNW minus Pink Cellphone and with a little bit heavier sound. |
supremejelly
04.11.16 | Also it just occurred to me that the line "I hate all my friends, they all lack taste sometimes" was probably referring to when he took them all out for chimichangas and noone liked it but him. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1342196179928041553.jpg |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | Chino has confirmed that this new single will be played at the food drive. |
Shemson
04.11.16 | Minus pink cellphone is positive but there's nothing in the same league as Cherry Waves, Beware, Xerces or Kimdracula IMO |
supremejelly
04.11.16 | I think Gore is easily their softest album, even the t/t (minus the ending) doesn't pack much of a punch because of the thin production. Gore doesn't have anything like the heaviness of Rats or the intensity of Combat. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | Gore is their most soft and mellow album yet. The production, the way the guitars are kind of washed out in shoegazyness, the reverb in Chino's vocals, etc. Abe's drumming doesn't sound as sharp as in other releases either. Just compare his drumming on SNW or S/T to Gore. |
Faraudo
04.11.16 | Doomed User, t/t and Rubicon pack plenty of punch, methinks. |
BallsDeep
04.11.16 | Well I've always interpreted that line as chinless chino getting peckish and fantasizing about physically eating his friends.
Also Gore is only a hair behind SNW since that album has its share of horseshit too |
jtswope
04.11.16 | Bring back Saturday Night Chins. |
Faraudo
04.11.16 | @BallsDeep I 5'D Gore because i'm a shameless fanboy, but yes, both albums have their share of horseshit. With that said, I kinda like Gore a bit more. |
onionbubs
04.11.16 | epic list |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | Chino's said that Saturday Night Wrist got its name from one saturday night in which he was fucked up and he fell asleep on his wrists. So if it were Saturday Night Chins that would mean he fell asleep drooling all over his tender, chinese-mexican chins. |
BallsDeep
04.11.16 | ^ He Probably did so on numerous occasions while in a food coma.
Alright I think Ibeat the horse to death a while ago now haha |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.11.16 | "food coma. "
2 soon |
BallsDeep
04.11.16 | oh yeah fuck |
user
04.11.16 | "http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1342196179928041553.jpg"
one of the worst things ive ever seen |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | omg a food coma?? lmao |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
04.11.16 | "http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1342196179928041553.jpg"
lol
|
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | brilliant |
AlexKzillion
04.11.16 | "Also it just occurred to me that the line "I hate all my friends, they all lack taste sometimes" was probably referring to when he took them all out for chimichangas and noone liked it but him."
Goddamn you guys are horrible. |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | maybe he eats his friends and some taste better than others |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | Chino Moreno cannibal confirmed^^^^ |
BandNewbac
04.11.16 | hahahahaha |
Shemson
04.11.16 | How does Chino eat his food so quickly?
Shove it, shove it, shove it! |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | omg nooooo bahaha |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | hes gaining weight again? public outrage! |
Shemson
04.11.16 | We wish! Fat Chino is the one. |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | we should be so lucky, fat chino is the man! |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | see chino was still beefy during the Eros sessions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKcK0-L_AbA
confirmed best album |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | that album was fat chino at his peak, if it ever gets released it'll be a perfect 5 without a doubt |
Shemson
04.11.16 | Smile was beautiful. Could be some fat Chino magic going on. |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | I swear his vox on Smile and SNW just got some nice extra weight to them. |
AlexKzillion
04.11.16 | Haven't they released another Eros track called like Dallas or something, heard that track was a heavier one. |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | the beefy production on SNW really helps it stand out, no doubt Eros would be/would've been the same |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | The link I posted is of them playing it in the studio. Unfortunately It's just a instrumental but it's still phenomenal. |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | thats why SNW is their best album |
Thealwaysopenedmind
04.11.16 | Hahaha! I was waiting for you to drop the bomb on Saturday Night Wrist. XD |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | I still prefer White Pony ever so slightly, but SNW is very close |
JAV
04.11.16 | Watched that eros clip, now I'm sad about Chi |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | yeah it's real sad. What's badass though is the fact Chi is actually playing guitar instead of bass in that Clip. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | That clip is legendary. Eros was bound to be their greatest work yet. |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | poor chi |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | RIP hard. The dude was so humble, too. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | List went from lol to tears in seconds. :-'( |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | It's a huge tragedy, he was such a nice guy and he really didn't deserve it. |
Shemson
04.11.16 | Man I did not see that coming a few posts ago.
RIP Chi
RIP this thread's lols |
chemicalmarriage
04.11.16 | I wanna see this fat bastard come out on stage riding a mobility scooter, wearing a dress over a poncho with an oxygen tank on his lap. I want to see jelly rolls and insulin shots so I'll know he will deliver to my ears the aural greatness they deserve |
jtswope
04.11.16 | ^ lol |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | He had incredible energy live and in studio. His backing [guttural] vocals were amazing. His warm and fuzzy bass playing in SNW. The dude will be missed. |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | omfg lol. this list has the most laughs and feels ever. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | @chemicalmarriage: Hush! Now is not the time for jelly rolls! bahaha |
jtswope
04.11.16 | Seeing Chino moving around via battery power, snorting insulin, and wearing an assortment of oversized bandages will equate to peak Deftones. |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | His backing vocals are underrated just listen to Needles and Pins or checkout a live video of Headup. So immense. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.11.16 | His vox on Needles and Pins are subliiiime |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | i'm gonna go cry |
Snake.
04.11.16 | i don't want to say chino is at his best when he's fat because (even tho he /did/ hit his musical peak when he was that way) i don't want to be disrespectful not knowing what kind of shit he went through when he was gaining all of that weight (reminder: this /was/ around the time that deftones were on the verge of breaking up) |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | "I wanna see this fat bastard come out on stage riding a mobility scooter, wearing a dress over a poncho with an oxygen tank on his lap. I want to see jelly rolls and insulin shots so I'll know he will deliver to my ears the aural greatness they deserve"
that made my day
|
DikkoZinner
04.11.16 | Must have been on a bulk cycle |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | he needs to get freakin crazy with the vocals like in the good old times |
calgarydude12
04.11.16 | thank god i still go on sputnik so i could find this list |
calgarydude12
04.11.16 | i bet chubby chino still got laid tho |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | "he needs to get freakin crazy with the vocals like in the good old times"
that's very true
he needs to get freakin crazy with the sausage rolls like in the good old times
|
Parallels
04.11.16 | http://pre07.deviantart.net/0c2a/th/pre/i/2012/293/d/e/chino_moreno_from_deftones_by_geowjm-d2vm46z.jpg |
Parallels
04.11.16 | (heavy breathing) |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | I'd imagine Chino would be breathing very heavily if he ended up like that |
zaruyache
04.11.16 | "i don't want to say chino is at his best when he's fat because (even tho he /did/ hit his musical peak when he was that way)"
maybe that was when someone bought him a donut-maker you don't know |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | i could give him some of my rolls |
Shemson
04.11.16 | Maybe he was just cultivating mass? |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | If I was overweight I'd donate all my fat to Chino |
onionbubs
04.11.16 | though chino certainly helps, stephen carpenter is main the reason why this band gets so heavy at times |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | #MakeChinoFatAgain |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | he looks like Dino Cazares at times.
well the only two fat guitarists i know |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | Dino Cazares is Chino x20 |
GmemberKills
04.11.16 | Chino needs to go on tour with JoeysWordTour |
Shemson
04.11.16 | Seeing as we have seven Gore reviews already I'm very disappointed that none of them make reference to the Chino weight-cycle and how the album is affected by said cycle. |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | i meant carpenter = dino |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | chino is double the hight of dino anyway lol |
Tunaboy45
04.11.16 | he needs to start hanging out with joey jordison
http://40.media.tumblr.com/4b796cb9f443f4ff2e9a010833ad7733/tumblr_myaoe2qQrm1t95nc9o1_400.png |
AlexKzillion
04.11.16 | ^^^They can jam songs like Surfacing and Root like the good ol' nu metal days. |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | gene hoglan still best fatty in metal |
bach
04.11.16 | i created this joke. ok list overall jessica but fat chino was in total remission during diamond eyes and started to resurface and level off at the start of crosses and koi no yokan. chino can be broken down into 3 different varying levels of weight class
skinny chino - adrenaline, atf, diamond eyes
slightly overweight chino - white pony, koi no yokan, gore
fat chino - s/t, snw |
Nocturnalize
04.11.16 | Feature this shit |
Flugmorph
04.11.16 | ye feature everything |
JigglyPDiddy
04.12.16 | Haha I came back to 115 comments wtf, you guys love fattening your asian-mexican metal singers, huh? |
JigglyPDiddy
04.12.16 | I REALLY REALLY needed a laugh haha so thank you sputs! Too much luv |
Parallels
04.12.16 | pls feature this |
Parallels
04.12.16 | >ye feature everything
fight me |
JigglyPDiddy
04.12.16 | I'm just mere peasentry, bb. Haha
Feature this and maybe Chino will get the cue to take up blow and chimichangas again. |
BallsDeep
04.12.16 | Good to know I'm not the only one who dreams about the day he gets so immobile that when they perform live they have to set up a projector screen and skype him from his bed where his butt naked but covered in a blanket of empty hot pocket containers and half eaten cream cakes? |
Spec
04.12.16 | Gaining.
So we're on the right track then I guess. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.12.16 | We are! haha |
JAV
04.12.16 | Chino's not fat. He's cultivating mass. |
BallsDeep
04.12.16 | His not fat just incredibly corpulent |
BigPleb
04.12.16 | Feature hahaha, laughed my ass off. |
bloc
04.12.16 | Is he really gaining on 12? Haven't seen what he looks like recently |
AlexKzillion
04.12.16 | Chino isn't fat, he'a fluffy |
BallsDeep
04.12.16 | http://h7.alamy.com/comp/EYGN89/indianapolis-indiana-usa-26th-july-2015-camillo-wong-moreno-of-the-EYGN89.jpg
Taken July last year. Definitely looks promising, hopefully it helps put your mind at ease. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.12.16 | he's like a chubby porcupine now omg adorableeeeeee |
Flugmorph
04.12.16 | adorabuuuuuuuuu |
AlexKzillion
04.13.16 | Yeah Chino is clearly running in the new Prayers/Triangles video, doesn't look to fat either imo. |
user
04.13.16 | he kinda looks like uncle kracker |
GmemberKills
04.13.16 | chino was running to the nearest dunkin donuts |
JigglyPDiddy
04.13.16 | There's a new stake...
Godless peanut awake inside me...
kill me now. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.13.16 | he just ain't that fat no more |
GmemberKills
04.13.16 | well now it looks like it's confirmed that Eros will be the last fat chino album.
#ripfatchino |
wwf
04.13.16 | brah he's 42 and having issues keeping it off so I think fat Chino is going to be real Chino from now on |
SgtAenema
04.13.16 | everytime he gets off tour he is thin chino but when he isnt touring he is fat chino again chino please |
JigglyPDiddy
04.13.16 | #chinopls |
BallsDeep
04.13.16 | Notice they never show more then a 2 second clip of him running though? he probably fell to his knees heaving and vomiting after the camera cut away. But yeah his looking unpleasantly thin |
Valkoor952
04.13.16 | How about blonde Chino, seeing he is a blondie now lol |
AlexKzillion
04.13.16 | Maybe since he's blonde they will make another Adrenaline/ATF |
Shemson
04.13.16 | Blonde Chino is the embodiment of mid-life crisis. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.13.16 | Blonde Chino = Around The Fur II confirmed |
BallsDeep
04.13.16 | I wouldn't mind that at all, that's still one of my favorite's of theirs if not my #1 |
Valkoor952
04.13.16 | DE Chino was actually quite thin.
At least that's how he seemed.
|
BallsDeep
04.14.16 | Some say he was wearing a corset under his clothes in 2010 because he pumped out a great album |
JeetJeet
04.14.16 | Just the title of this list had me in tears, but then I entered the thread. Fuuuck its a wrap for me. |
BallsDeep
04.14.16 | This should really be featured, its a pressing issue |
JigglyPDiddy
04.15.16 | Like Chino's weight, Gore is dropping on my interest scale. x_x |
Shemson
04.15.16 | Yeah I might need to knock a .5 off it myself |
BallsDeep
04.15.16 | Yeah same deal. Hopefully the blonde beanpole reads this before writting their next album. #BiggerIsBetter #GetChinoAddictedToSpeedAgain |
Pankar95
04.16.16 | Real Deftones have curves |
JigglyPDiddy
04.16.16 | Deftones should just go ahead and release Eros, honestly. That should be their last record. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.16.16 | I DO NOT want to see them go down the road of sameness. |
GmemberKills
04.16.16 | I agree so hard. I hate to see them go down that path for a few albums and bring down the quality of their overall discography.
Their next release should be Eros. They could do tour Eros in 2018 siding with it's release and then in 2020 do a 20th anniversary tour for White Pony where they play it in full each night. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.17.16 | sixdegrees just wants the fat rolls for themself. |
JigglyPDiddy
04.17.16 | make him chug 'em down like water |
BallsDeep
06.11.16 | This is still the greatest list on this site |
bananatossing
06.11.16 | lmaooo fat chino is the best, too bad gore broke that rule. |
BallsDeep
06.11.16 | Yeah that's why I'm beginning to wonder whether he's been wearing a pillow under his shirt this year |
JigglyPDiddy
03.29.17 | Probably a fat suit or something. Make up EFX have also come a long way, Balls. |
Flugmorph
03.29.17 | awwww this list. good times! |
EphemeralEternity
03.29.17 | holy shit guys
http://blog.tiqiq.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/deftones.jpg |
Flugmorph
03.29.17 | that a very complex face |
ConcubinaryCode
03.29.17 | When did the singer from smash mouth join deftones? |
EphemeralEternity
03.29.17 | lack of cheekbones and jawline is certainly promising. i'll be keeping an eye on him and pray he gets type II diabetes . |
hobblepot
01.14.18 | Chino seems to gain and lose weight frequently, he's almost 50 though now, let then guy get fat and old if he wants to |
Supercoolguy64
01.14.18 | This comment section is pure lol |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.15.18 | good bump |
EphemeralEternity
01.15.18 | I spent an alarming amount of time analyzing this mans figure |
bloc
01.15.18 | I ATTTTEEE ALL MY FRIENDS
THEY LACK TASTE SOMETIMESSSS |
Storm In A Teacup
01.15.18 | damn glad someone bumped... this is funny... thread is that rare 5/5 sput-thread. been awhile |
cold
01.15.18 | "I ATTTTEEE ALL MY FRIENDS
THEY LACK TASTE SOMETIMESSSS"
Fits perfect |
botb
01.15.18 | This is a very solid thread |
Storm In A Teacup
04.18.20 | Okay fuck yeah so it looks like we are in the zone for getting another classic album. He's in the White Pony, Diamond Eyes, Koi No Yokan weight class for this new album. |
EphemeralEternity
04.18.20 | yeah he's porking out nicely it's very promising |
bloc
04.18.20 | Lol this is the kind of updatess I like to see |
Storm In A Teacup
04.19.20 | Once a story scout always a story scout |
Valkoor952
04.20.20 | he has a very white pony/ koi no yokan build right now i'd say yeah |
Faraudo
04.20.20 | Memorable list tbh |
Storm In A Teacup
09.26.20 | 0)_0)
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Valkoor952
09.26.20 | I'm sorry but whoever made that list should edit it
Chino during the DE days was slim as shit. Just look at any of the concerts or music videos. |
TVC15
08.15.22 | What's the fat census on Ohms I haven't seen any music vids or concert footage |
Shemson
08.15.22 | Can’t believe this was over 6 years ago damn |
BlondeGuardian
08.15.22 | "What's the fat census on Ohms I haven't seen any music vids or concert footage"
Based on the music videos, no obvious change in weight since Gore |
IsisScript80
08.16.22 | ^ As the consensus here (and seemingly here alone), that the best album in their discography is SNW (that I don't agree with in the slightest), then yes, I suppose by that logic, chubby Chino is the best Chino. |
Supercoolguy64
08.16.22 | Chino was skinny-fat during the DE era. Compare 09 chino with 97 chino and you can see the difference |
EphemeralEternity
08.20.22 | It's hard to judge since he stores over 50% of his weight in his jowls and chin |
ParoXysm
11.05.22 | He's looking thin(er) in the Vivien video. Plus the White Pony/S/T-era long hair is back. |