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Michael Bay films ranked

Oh yeah we're doing this
1The Rock

Pretty much everyone agrees on this one.
2Ambulance

This is literally just a remake of Speed and that is perfectly fine.
313 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

Was genuinely surprised by how not terrible this was.
4Pain and Gain

Really underrated.
5Bad Boys

A little dated but still acceptable.
6The Island

Could be far worse soo...?
7Transformers

Still fun to watch, but it has flaws.
8Transformers: Age of Extinction

I rewatch this film solely because of Lockout. That character and his portrayal was so fucking badass. Lockout was easily the best part of this movie.
9Bad Boys II

Aged like shit, but it's more Bad Boys so w/e
10Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

A little boring tbqh
116 Underground

Booooooooring
12Armageddon

Unbelievably shitty.
13Transformers: The Last Knight

Boring, child character was irritating and unnecessary.
14Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"Now THIS is Cinema."

-Martin Scorsese
15Pearl Harbor

An absolutely putrid waste of human intelligence. Every second of this film I was wishing I was doing something else. One of the worst cinematic atrocities I ever had the misfortune of witnessing.

FUCK this heap of garbage.
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