Have you tried jamming Helcaraxe?

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Hood eggnog

Its tha fuckin best This is an eggnog appreciation post
Abandon All Life

Man I forgot how ridiculously meaty and chaotic this is.
Also I tried making my own eggnog recently. It was a complete travesty haha. Thought trying to temper the eggs in with the mixture with it on -low- heat would prevent scrambling while still keeping my little brothers from being spooked off by raw egg. Turns out I wasn't slow enough with the poor and it sort of scrambled regardless which made for an unpleasant egginess in my eggnog (the irony, I am aware). Next time I'm just doing that mofo raw and keeping my fingers crossed.
Jane Doe

Still gotta jam new Converge but I'm just exiting my rap kick, GZA and Sadistik have permeated my veins
Liquid Swords

A gosh darn 5 if there ever were one
Every track flows so smooth and the cohesiveness off this album in spite of its diversity blows my brains man
Flowers for My Father

This is what Ghostmane wanted to be
Conqueror's Oath

Trad metal is so cheesy but my adoration for it is ever stronger
So hearty, so heartwarming, so triumph. Rocks.
6Sermon of Flames
I Have Seen the Light, and It Was Repulsive

This is really dense and menacing. It's so immensely concentrated on this ceaseless life-draining black hole that it does start to lose itself in the mist but as a whole, this thing is damn impressive for what it is. Reminds me something of a death metal version of Scar Sighted by Leviathan. P tite

The best dweedle deedles I've heard in a hot minute.
Lowkey used to neglect this for Akroasis but now I've grown to like this a touche more.
I Don't Want to Know You

More NAILS appreciation cause Max Cavalera is a fucking menace here
Chaos A.D.

And some Sepultura appreciation cause Chaos A.D is top 3 thrash
Where Fear And Weapons Meet

Prolly gonna review this soon idk
A step down from The Blind Leading the Blind but those goals were incredibly lofty. This is still wildly cathartic and has a greater emphasis on old European folk that I think adds to the atmosphere building of 1914.
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