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These are good albums

And you all are good people. I love you all.
1The Secret
Solve Et Coagula

Aside from the ones I do not love. And those are people loved by no one.
Eater of Birds

Cobalt is the best black metal band ever and I will not expand upon this further, it is fact
Listen to Invincible Sun or you are a fragile weak babe suckling from your mother's teat.
Death Touches Us, From The Moment We Begin To Love

Man this record is a emotional behemoth. A little homogeneous but imo the sheer destructive emotional force that causes water to flow from my eye canals makes it all ok.
4Orville Peck

Oh my lord can this man croon also surprisingly enough this man is not from the deep rooted woods of Kentucky
5Plebeian Grandstand
How Hate is Hard to Define

This is damn good. Spastic, angry, a little dissonant but not on the dso level of Lowgazers. A little bit more of a straight up visceral hxc/grindcore record with dissonant bm elements. Tite.
6The Secret
Lux Tenebris

This is kinda straight up blackened doom with some elements of hardcore/crvst punk implemented (the v makes it scary mom are you proud???). P good, not on the level of Agnus Dei or Solve Et Coagula but still wrecks.
7The Story So Far
Proper Dose

This is so pure and innocent man. Makes me feel like I received a big warm hug from a panda bear. Issa nice
8Artificial Brain
Labyrinth Constellation

9Misery Signals

This is pretty good. Singles had me a little skeptic but honestly is still cathartic as hell. I dont know how to go about explaining this other than the lazy observation of-its Misery Signals. If you've heard Absent Light you've kinda heard this.
10Ozzy Osbourne
Diary of a Madman

This album is kinda hit or miss and often delves into near butt-rock territory but man did Randy Rhodes know how to pull wicked shreds even in the worst of tracks. Over the Mountain rules, Believes kinda rules, t/t is p good. The rest teeters between cheesy ballads and slightly uninteresting cock n roll.
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