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Real talk

I'm Jeffery bigglestein Also I feel very out of touch with the site these days and I'm sorry to all the new users who just come across as npc's or new iterations of snide that probably aren't actually snide I'm a bit out of touch these are good albums tho so jam them
Uinuos Syömein Sota

Good fuck this is good. Galloping, stormy black metal that tosses between trudging riffs, glistening melodies and pure catharsis that razes all in sight. Brings the OOMF.
Dead as Dreams

I'm wayyyy late on this and definitely gotta jam it more but damn this rules. The semi rasps/howls nail a perfect sweet spot where they feel sincere but not quite at the zany over the topness of some dsbm vocals.
Relentless Mutation

This is fast. Really fast. But also it is good. 2/10
4Turnpike Troubadours
Diamonds and Gasoline

Really out of field but honestly I have a lil soft spot for true and earnest country. Just good for drinking cheap beers to by a campfire yanno
Those Whom the Gods Detest

First dm album I ever heard aside from I think Labyrinth by Fleshgod Apocalypse? Definitely helped form my affinity for themed metal acts cause when I first heard the t/t my puny 16 year old brain nearly rolled out of my skull. Tbh I dont think I ever retrieved it.
6System of a Down
System of a Down

I have to thank a good work friend for my rediscovered love for System of a Down. I really forgot how much I loved the absurd zaniness of shit like "Suite Pee" or "Sugar", or the melancholic beasts like "Spiders". Sometimes a band really does make it hard for a reason, even if SOAD will never make a song as good as Bad Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Dead Guy
Grey Britain

Another new(ish) discovery for me. Very gritty, absolutely pissed, and resplendent with good riffs. Also the orchestral parts are oddly nice.
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