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Last Active 12-19-22 8:25 pm Joined 06-11-15
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| alexk ranks metallica
i've made like a half dozen metallica lists, BUT NEVER THIS ONE. after nearly seven long years, THE WAIT IS OVER. THE MOST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED LIST IN SPUTNIKMUSIC.COM HISTORY IS HERE. | 11 |  | Metallica St. Anger
not even that bad tbh just way too long. i made my own edited version that cut about 3-5 minutes from each track and made it way more digestible, but you can't rank it anywhere else in its original state | 10 |  | Metallica Reload
half greatness half bullshit | 9 |  | Metallica Hardwired...To Self-Destruct
if this was only first disc + spit out the bone this would move up quite a few spots… but there half an hour of the most mid metallica material ever on the second disc and I can't forgive that. also loses points for being two discs for no reason. also loses points for the terribad cover art | 8 |  | Metallica 72 Seasons
solid late career addition to the discog... lacks the highs of its predecessor but is actually good all the way through and therefore ranks higher | 7 |  | Metallica Metallica
in a lot of ways this is my least favorite metallica album… by far the least interesting thing they ever did in fact, but I can't put it any lower than this because it is a competent well put together album | 6 |  | Metallica Death Magnetic
lots of bangers, but absolutely terrible production holds it back, also very long | 5 |  | Metallica Kill 'Em All
no remorse, no regrets, we don't give a fuck what it meant. | 4 |  | Metallica Load
yes this is better than kill em all, yes metallica was still good in the late 90s, cry more... garage inc. would prob go about here as well in terms of quality | 3 |  | Metallica Ride the Lightning
only third because of escape, top 3 is nearly interchangeable | 2 |  | Metallica Master of Puppets
prob the objective best BUT THIS RANKING IS FROM THE HEART | 1 |  | Metallica ...And Justice for All
you can blame this album for why I am on this site | |
AlexKzillion
02.28.22 | thanks in advance for the feature m/ | Ryus
02.28.22 | 5 is my fave, then 3 | JKing92
02.28.22 | Load above Kill 'Em All? Damn, that's a hot take.
As for my own ranking:
2 > 3 > 1 > 7 > 5 > 4 > 8 > 9 > 6 > 10 | AlexKzillion
02.28.22 | another hot take: jason was the best metallica bassist | TVC15
02.28.22 | Real ones know Lulu is 1 | JeremiahBullfrog
02.28.22 | Cracking rating, well done | bigweinerdon
02.28.22 | lol escape
even trapped under ice kinda blows | FR33L0RD
02.28.22 | i do like the ranking & only switch 5 with 4.
1-2-3-5, all classic5 imo
m/ | JDubb
02.28.22 | Agreed that 6 would be a tour de force with better production. Nothing wrong with 8 - videos for every song was cool. | evilford
03.01.22 | 1 is 1 agreed | ReturnToRock
03.01.22 | @bigweinerdon say what about most underrated Metallica track?
I
DON'T
KNOW
HOW TO LIVE
THROUGH THIS HE-EELL
WO
KEN
UP
I'M STILL LOCKED IN
THIS CE-EEELL!
m/ | ReturnToRock
03.01.22 | Anyway, 3 is 1, and Re-Load and Black are way too low. 10 is definitely 10 though. | JohnnyoftheWell
03.01.22 | i blame 1 for EVERYTHING tbh
but do i blame you :O | Titan
05.18.23 | mine is not far off | DominionMM1
05.18.23 | puppets and lightning are best. everything after load is bad. | AlexKzillion
05.18.23 | since yall decided to bump this again i've added 72 seasons | DoofDoof
05.18.23 | 7 below 4 is criminal | Koris
05.18.23 | "in a lot of ways this is my least favorite metallica album… by far the least interesting thing they ever did in fact, but I can't put it any lower than this because it is a competent well put together album"
This is actually a really good point, and it's the reason I only put the black album as 6th on my ranking. The record is just simple, straightforward meat-and-potatoes metal, which makes it one of the band's least interesting efforts, but they did a damn good job at that sound regardless | AlexKzillion
05.18.23 | i'll concede my black album description is rather edgy and bad and not something i entirely agree with today
....but if preferring load is a crime then put me away for life babyyyyyyyyyyy |
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