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Bring Me the Horizon Ranked

Post Human has been pretty well digested by now, so I figured why not?
8Bring Me the Horizon
Music to Listen to...


I like to pretend that this just doesn't exist.

1/5
Best Song: Lol
7Bring Me the Horizon
Suicide Season


Has some decent tracks, but is too all over the place to be enjoyable as a whole. I liked this a whole more in high school than I did recently when giving it another shot.

2.5/5
Best Song: Suicide Season
6Bring Me the Horizon
Amo


I know some people will defend this album to death, but it just doesn't land for me. It has no real flow, and it doesn't even seem like the band themselves knew what kind of album they wanted to make.

2.5/5
Best Song: Heavy Metal (feat. Rahzel)
5Bring Me the Horizon
Count Your Blessings


Kinda funny to listen to this one nowadays; I really like their early heaviness but the lack of maturity and variety can make this a grating album to get through.

2.5/5
Best Song: Pray For Plagues
4Bring Me the Horizon
That's the Spirit


If I was just judging this album's hits, then it'd probably be higher. Personally though, I find this to be incredibly front-loaded.

3/5
Best Song: Doomed
3Bring Me the Horizon
Post Human: Survival Horror


Easily their hardest hitting release in years. Their blend of new sounds and old will probably satisfy a lot of people, and there are no subjectively "bad" songs. I just wish it was a little bit longer.

4/5
Best Song: Dear Diary (let's just pretend the breakdown doesn't sound similar to a certain unnamed Deftones song...)
2Bring Me the Horizon
There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...


1 and 2 are pretty much a toss-up, but this album is definitely their darkest and most mature.

4/5
Best Song: Alligator Blood
1Bring Me the Horizon
Sempiternal


In my opinion, their strongest and most consistent album. Love it or hate it (even if they weren't the first to do it), this album inspired a lot of copycat bands/albums because of how successful their blend of metalcore and synthesizers worked.

4/5
Best Song: Go to Hell, For Heaven's Sake
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