bloodshy: the #9 @ HARDEES blew my MIND

bloodshy 05.27.20	4.5/5 would recommend
Satellite 05.27.20	i ate at hardee's (technically carl's jr) once like 6 yrs ago and i still occasionally have diarrhea from that meal.
bloodshy 05.27.20	you probably didn't order the number 9, or the equivalent of it during that period of time. sorry for your loss.
Nerdurosis 05.27.20	My local Hardee's is always so nasty. I spewed out liquid for hours once after I ate one of those frisco sandwiches. It wasn't half bad tho
bloodshy 05.27.20	the half you kept down?
Dedes 05.27.20	Hardee's gets something hard of mine
Divaman 05.27.20	No more Hardee's near me.
bloodshy 05.27.20	what a sad tale, divaman. it has inspired me to write up a description for list #10
JeetJeet 05.27.20	Only had Hardees once but I remember it being godly
Supercoolguy64 05.27.20	I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with dip, two number forty fives (one with cheese), and a large soda
Emim 05.27.20	The tendies are pretty good, but not Chick fil a good
bloodshy 05.27.20	my next visit to hardee's: "i'm going to order a number nine, okay?" "large please." "yes" "okay, now i want you to grab a calculator." "yes" "yes, it's necessary" "thank you so much" "please take 4.5 divided by five." "take that times 100." "please only serve that percentage of burger to me. when you cut the discard piece for me, please make sure that piece is the worst part of the burger. the remaining fraction of burger you give me will now taste like a 5/5." "great, thank you." "coke." /fuck i forgot to say no onions
RogueNine 05.27.20	The BFC could have been a bit better.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	I have a message for the monster of a roommate who ate the soggy, condiment slathered, aborted extra onions from your burger You are a garbage person.
bloodshy 05.27.20	a rogue nine has been spotted /amg
bloodshy 05.27.20	@lordypots, she later told me it was a 4.5 for her too, but idk if i believe her
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	Did she put your extra onions on her burger or did she eat them as a filthy garbage person side dish? Cuz the normal onions in the burger is fine, but adding someone elses disgusting fast food burger remnants to your own burger is almost even more revolting than reaching over with ur greasy burger hands into someone elses crumpled up condiment and shredded lettuce swamp of a paper burger wrapper slash lap napkin to fish out and slurp down their rejects straight
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	I swear to fuck if I flick a nasty ass pickle off my burger and someone goes to snag that shit with their dirty little swamp hands ima fuckin SNAP
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	Same type of degenerates who eat icecream straight out the tub, stop halfway through and stick that shit in the freezer so they can enjoy their own refrozen spit-milk mouth-glaze the next day CHUNDDDDDEEREER
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	Brb gotta go projectile vomit
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	I've see people slather ketchup all over their fries instead of just dipping the fries, finish half, and then come back to that shit when they are all soggy, cold, and ketchup splooged These people need to be executed
Divaman 05.27.20	That was nice, bloodshy. We don't have Jack in the Box anymore, either.
SlothcoreSam 05.27.20	Did you smoke 4.5 ounces of something bruz?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	4.5 ounces of REALNESS
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	Tell me with a straight face u could look a girl who eats the pickles off other peoples burgers in the eye and say "damn baby, b my guh"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	That's some cereal milk drinker shit Which is some serial killer shit
bloodshy 05.27.20	You raise valid points. In her defense, i asked if she wanted my onions. In my defense, um, pretend like you ordered extra onions? I used to have a friend who got grossed out by unattached head hair. Used to. I used to have friends.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	LOL My gf gags if she even sees the slightest bit of my beard hairs in the sink so I can see that
ian b 05.27.20	i actually went to hardees and ordered half of the stuff off of the menu until my friend realized i was on more benzos than our entire friend group there was combined (shoutout alprazolam/xanax lmao), and my dumbhungryass needed to be dragged out by shopping cart. my fav part was how the cashier didn't give a fuck that i was buying 7 chicken sandwiches from a gd shopping cart lol, good times
ian b 05.27.20	also, if you haven't been kicked out or blacklisted by your local supermarket(s) u aint having fun right
bloodshy 05.27.20	If you really want to piss off your grocery store, steal all their shelf price tags. With the shelves half empty due to the hoarding right now, they'll have no idea what used to be there.
ian b 05.27.20	listen bloodshy, i'm a firestarter, not a supermaket war hero how the fuck would i pull that off in a genuinely comical way
bloodshy 05.27.20	Replace the tags in different aisles.
JustJoe. 05.27.20	i fux with cereal milk & i will kill all of you 😜
Snake. 05.27.20	hardee's still exists? thought that the age of advertising garbage fast food with big breasted women would've been over by now edit: how in the unholy motherfuck is hooters still a thing
bloodshy 05.27.20	Families eat at Hooters now.
gryndstone 05.27.20	it was that good?
bloodshy 05.27.20	It was 4.5/5. I think I mentioned that in one of my descriptions... I don't even know what kind of person I would be right now had it been a 5/5. Surely a righteous, honorable sort.
MotokoKusanagi 05.27.20	haven't eaten fast food or takeout since mid February. i'm withering away, pour out some mayo for ya boi good list btw
JustJoe. 05.27.20	my overall weight wishes i had that problem moto
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	Ian I know you're like 16 or whatever but getting fucked up isn't a substitute for a personality. You mention it so often it comes across like you just discovered drugs yesterday and are feelin real cool about it. Thing is everyone has been into drugs. But if you're flexing on the internet about shit like making a fool of yourself on benzos you're in for one god smack of a reality check. Good luck! You'll need it
Lord(e)Po)))ts 05.27.20	P.s. That wasnt even a good storu, check yourself b (shoutout to fentanyl roflawl!)
Satellite 05.27.20	drugs are pretty cool tbf
bloodshy 05.27.20	I shoot up insulin daily.
MotokoKusanagi 05.28.20	"my overall weight wishes i had that problem moto" hey they call it the quarantine 15 for a reason! in seriousness i'm training/conditioning for a week long mountain bike trip in Moab, Utah coming up start of September (going to be gnarly). not on a super strict diet or anything but after the 'Rona hit i figured i should just prepare and cook my own shit. been saving money and getting healthy and fit as fuck. also after biking 2-4 hours a day you really don't crave fast food much tbh. i still have snacks and stuff so i'm no saint
JustJoe. 05.28.20	damn i need to get off my ass
JustJoe. 05.28.20	i respect the hustle man good luck 👍