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Doof's Worst of 2017

The return of a format literally no one missed - with preferred Christmas gift ideas for y'all. Sort of in reverse order of awfulness, with Ryan Adams as 'best' and Royal Blood as the absolute unequivocal most butt awful demo quality heap of shit I ever did hear. Enjoy! A great year for music but for balance to remain in the Force that means, yes, also a huge crop of really terrible albums were released in 2017. Trap fans in particular, look away now... * I understand this will be accused of being premature but: 1. I'm not sure I want to listen to any more bad 2017 albums. 2. If I do find more bad albums I can always add them to the list later.
60Ryan Adams
Prisoner


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A 'Get Out of Listening to this Album Free' card.
59Lorde
Melodrama


Preferred Christmas Gift:

The latest Lorde boglin toy.
58Marilyn Manson
Heaven Upside Down


Preferred Christmas gift:

A nice winter jacket.
57Thundercat
Drunk


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Ten Jägerbombs.
56Phoenix
Ti Amo


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Paperback copy of 'A Guide to Italian Sarcasm'.
55Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
Zombies on Broadway


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Zombies on Broadchurch.
54body count
Bloodlust


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Cop Killer tea cosy.
53Jamiroquai
Automaton


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A slice of that Jay Kay fortune.
52Foo Fighters
Concrete and Gold


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Concrete armbands.
51Starsailor
All This Life


Preferred Christmas Gift:

This year's Killers album
50Young Thug
BEAUTIFUL THUGGER GIRLS


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A trap amnesty, enough's enough.
49Gwar
The Blood of Gods


Preferred Christmas Gift:

The blood of Gwar.
48Chief Keef
Thot Breaker


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A dose of thot rot.
47Arcade Fire
Everything Now


Preferred Christmas Gift:

An actual singing butler named Win.
46Caligula's Horse
In Contact


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Caligula’s balls.
45Danzig
Black Laden Crown


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A used 2017 edition of the ‘Bats and Breasts’ calendar.
44Europe
Walk the Earth


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A soft Brexit deal.
43Algiers
The Underside of Power


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A trip to the centre of the Algerian Sahara with just a can of petrol to drink on my walk back.
42Lana Del Rey
Lust For Life


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A bottle of Eau de White Musk.
41Foster the People
Sacred Hearts Club


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Pint of fosters and half a bag of dry roasted.
40Ringo Starr
Give More Love


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A time machine so I can try to alter the trajectory of that bullet.
39the chainsmokers
Memories...Do Not Open


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Good memories.
38Stone Sour
Hydrograd


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Sour milk.
37Goldfinger
The Knife


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A knife.
36Front Porch Step
I Never Loved Before I Found You


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A front porch trapdoor.
35That Poppy
Poppy.Computer


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Poppy to read out my 100 most used pornographic google searches to her teddy bear while she flicks the bean.
34Mutiny Within
Origins


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Dhalsim's beautiful bone structure.
33Sheer Mag
Need to Feel Your Love


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Tina Halladay's weight in jumbo shrimp.
32Enter Shikari
The Spark


Preferred Christmas Gift:

An NUS card and a litre bottle of White Lightning.
31Paramore
After Laughter


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Paralysis.
30Halsey
hopeless fountain kingdom


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A golden fountain.
29Incubus
8


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A £50 voucher for Rip Curl.
28Gothminister
The Other Side


Preferred Christmas Gift:

An invite to go on a full world tour with Rammstein as their bum fun gimp.
27James Blunt
The Afterlove


Preferred Christmas Gift:

The afterbirth.
26Bush
Black and White Rainbows


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Gwen Stefani wearing just an 'Everything Zen' T-Shirt.
25Miss May I
Shadows Inside


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A full body werewolf massage.
24Beck
Colors


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Tickets to ‘An Audience with Xenu: Supreme Ruler of the Galactic Confederacy’.
23Papa Roach
Crooked Teeth


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Papa Johns.
22Linkin Park
One More Light


Pass, RIP.
21Take That
Wonderland


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Robbie Williams confirmed as fat Bond.
20prophets of rage
Prophets of Rage


Preferred Christmas Gift:

All the profits of rage from the Prophets of Rage debut to be given to a donkey sanctuary.
19Nickelback
Feed the Machine


Preferred Christmas Gift:

That magic spaghetti suit.
18Powerman 5000
New Wave


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Tolerance. People should respect that Ant Man has come out (c'mon this is 2017 people) and stop laughing at his bulge enhancer kecks.
17Lil Yachty
Teenage Emotions


Preferred Christmas Gift:

His jacket.
16Death Grips
Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber Megamix)


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Biceps thicker than my thighs.
15Maroon 5
Red Pill Blues


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Blue pill reds?
14Pink
Beautiful Trauma


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A stage 3 head trauma.
13Suicide Silence
Suicide Silence


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Silence. I'm not saying suicide. Sorry.
12Shamir
Revelations


Preferred Christmas Gift:

My own Mr Potato 'Matrix Melty Face' kit.
11Weezer
Pacific Daydream


Preferred Christmas gift:

A go on that. The swing. Not the little girl.
10Fail Better, Heal Faster
fail better, heal faster


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A 'sponsor a chemical castration' donation.
9Katy Perry
Witness


Preferred Christmas Gift:

The rest of that packet of eyeball gobstoppers.
8The Darkness
Pinewood Smile


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A very sharp toothpick.
7lil tracy
Tracy's Manga


Preferred Christmas Gift:

‘The Purge: Lil Edition’ on DVD.
6Liam Gallagher
As You Were


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Bonehead's solo album.
5ed sheeran
÷


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A fleshlight in the shape of my Mum.
4Train
A Girl A Bottle A Boat


Preferred Christmas Gift:

The rest of the pictures from THAT photo shoot.
3Imagine Dragons
ƎVOLVE


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Ice dragons.
2Sleeping with Sirens
Gossip


Preferred Christmas Gift:

Tron babe in the sky to suck it already.
1Royal Blood
How Did We Get So Dark?


Preferred Christmas Gift:

A royal jelly enema.
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