hal1ax: nuts ranked | Sputnikmusic

hal1ax 07.03.17	yep
Ryus 07.03.17	pine nuts should be higher and pistachios are best but good ranking
Ryus 07.03.17	also 4, 5, 8 and 11 all slapp
hal1ax 07.03.17	ya maybe pines should be higher. i don't eat them often enough
hal1ax 07.03.17	jam 2 bruh
Cygnatti 07.03.17	i hate almonds, but otherwise what a nutty list. gj fam
butcherboy 07.03.17	pistachios and hazelnuts for me.. an occasional almond.. great music list too, by the way!
hal1ax 07.03.17	:DD
ShadowRemains 07.03.17	mine >>
hal1ax 07.03.17	ya pistachios are so good but so god damn expensive
ShadowRemains 07.03.17	also vince offer's of course "you're gonna love my nuts"
hal1ax 07.03.17	mine could use less salt
TheSpaceMan 07.03.17	candied pecans helped me find god
ShadowRemains 07.03.17	i wish pecans weren't so goddamn expensive
hal1ax 07.03.17	pecans are pretty unsung tbh. i should prob have them switched with almond. and pecan pie is mwwaaahhh italian man kissing fingers
TheSpaceMan 07.03.17	Yeah pecan pie is super underatted. Same with macadamia pie. People will roll their eyes if you bring em to a dinner party and I never understood that
theBoneyKing 07.03.17	1 is 1
TheSpaceMan 07.03.17	Also I love those wasabi almonds they sell in those little cans
hal1ax 07.03.17	boney knowsss and wtfff i didn't even know macadamia nut pie existed... fackk
ShadowRemains 07.03.17	white chocolate mac cookies are god
hal1ax 07.03.17	"white chocolate mac cookies are god" [2] so hard
Ocean of Noise 07.03.17	This is actually a great ranking. Pistachios are GOAT tho
hal1ax 07.03.17	ya tbh 1 & 2 are p much interchangeable for me. just depends on the day. and thxx
Minushuman24 07.03.17	pecan's are the best, this is a fact
SandwichBubble 07.03.17	cashews will always be 1 perfect list to eat 🌰 to
Ryus 07.03.17	pecan pie is so good also lol 2 has a great band bame ill check it
VaxXi 07.03.17	List made me nut
SandwichBubble 07.03.17	finna 🌰
hal1ax 07.03.17	this grocery store by my house sells these thai-style roasted cashews. they're seasoned with basil, lemongrass, crushed thai peppers, nutmeg, coriander seed, etc. i've prob gained so much weight eating them
Snake. 07.03.17	1 is 1 nice
hal1ax 07.03.17	yay for nuts
Ocean of Noise 07.03.17	Top 3 is the top 3 unquestionably
ArsMoriendi 07.03.17	1 and 2 are all you need really. Except for 8 because pesto.
hal1ax 07.03.17	ya pesto is amazing. i put pine's a bit too low i think
someguest 07.03.17	deez nuts
Ryus 07.03.17	pestos the fuckin GOAT
Spacesh1p 07.03.17	Good ranking but walnuts need to be higher.
hal1ax 07.03.17	i don't rly like walnuts very much : /
FullOfSounds 07.03.17	Almonds #1 forever
hal1ax 07.03.17	although i haven't bought them in a while. maybe i'll like em more in my old age
someguest 07.03.17	Almonds are all right. They dry your mouth out. This man's top 2 is correct. Walnuts are third.
Spacesh1p 07.03.17	Not even toasted? They're a top nut for salads if you crumble them a bit and get em nice and toasted in a pan with some butter.
hal1ax 07.03.17	damn that sounds pretty good. i've never had them in salad. i usually put pecans in my salads
ArsMoriendi 07.03.17	Walnuts are amazing in brownies and banana bread, but by themselves they're super bland
Spacesh1p 07.03.17	Pecans in salad is a great call too. Really like toasted walnuts though, I'd definitely recommend it.
Dinosaur 07.03.17	brazil nuts smh. But yeah, Chestnuts lame. I'll vote almonds on this one. I also fancy pinenuts (toasted), but i'm not made of money.
Dinosaur 07.03.17	maple pecans + blue cheese in salad is winning combo
hal1ax 07.03.17	ya dino that's exactly what i do. either pecans + blue cheese or gorgonzola. but ya i'll try the toasted walnuts, that sounds like it could be good. and i hate brazil nuts tbh
bloc 07.03.17	Ask yo girl and she'll say mine
porcupinetheater 07.03.17	Pistachios were the tops till a couple weeks back, cracked two bags from two different companies and two different places of purchase, both had a couple nuts with maggots chilling inside. Got some trust issues to work through 'fore they can grab back uno
DinosaurJones 07.03.17	I dunno how I'd rank the rest, but your top 2 are correct for sure.
hal1ax 07.03.17	damn that's fucked up porc... wish my bags of pistachios came with extra protein ;]
Dylan620 07.03.17	Pistachios and almonds reign supreme imo, the former a wee bit more so than the latter
hal1ax 07.03.17	almond butter is my shiiit
TheSpaceMan 07.03.17	There's a French pastry shop by my parents place that sells the greatest fckn almond creme croissants you'll ever have
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.03.17	Pine nuts are like $20,000,000 and I can buy cashews in bulk jars from Costco so by process of simple mathematics cashews are much better than pine nuts.
hal1ax 07.03.17	ya fucking pine nuts may as well be made out of gold and i've been known to annihilate multiple almond croissants what state is that bakery in
TheSpaceMan 07.03.17	FL West Palm Beach area. its super expensive cause its right near the island where retired celebs n shit live. its called Patrick Leze after some renowned frenchman baker who for some reason left france to live in retirement land and open shop.
hal1ax 07.03.17	omw
TheSpaceMan 07.03.17	worth i'm telling you
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.03.17	Florida is too bright.
SirDrumsalot 07.03.17	2 is 1 1 is 2 7 is 3 Nuts to the rest. HA!
hal1ax 07.03.17	ya plus that humidity.. idk if i'm rdy for perma ball and ass lather. but then there's the cuban food..and cuban girls..hmm ok omw
hal1ax 07.03.17	and peanuts are pretty lame but peanut butter is obvi divine so ..ya
frigyourgenre 07.03.17	Good list
Tunaboy45 07.03.17	I too love cashews also honey roasted peanuts are amazing
TheSpaceMan 07.03.17	Florida is too bright and humid yeah. But Cuban food and Cuban girls yeah.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.03.17	Do your eyes ever adjust or do you just live in sunglasses during the day?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.03.17	The one time I was in Miami I was squinting beneath shades I was like wtf is this nonsense.
hal1ax 07.03.17	i have this recurring dream where i have a latin american wife and she's naked in the kitchen cooking empanadas that smell just unbelievably good. so ya maybe ill go to that infernal sauna chamber florida to scope it outttttt. could be destiny
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.03.17	No, leave them in their natural habitat it's not safe.
hal1ax 07.03.17	safety is a tertiary concern after exotic women and empanadas tho
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.03.17	I like how you clarified "unbelievably good" after first posting it as "really good" haha.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.03.17	"Upon a moment's reflection they smelled even BETTER than that..."
hal1ax 07.03.17	lmao 'unbelievably' was a critical addition man but ya all of my edits are completely retarded
hal1ax 07.03.17	how did u even see the original post, i edited it like 5 seconds after posting
hal1ax 07.03.17	u are quick on the draw
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.03.17	Magic.
Papa Universe 07.03.17	Are you nuts?
hal1ax 07.03.17	where would nutter butter's fall on this list?
TheSpaceMan 07.03.17	"The one time I was in Miami I was squinting beneath shades I was like wtf is this nonsense" lmao truuu
L4titudes 07.23.17	How'd I miss this one?! Almonds, Pecans, and Pistachios would be my top 3 I think
hal1ax 07.23.17	Not bad. Cashews tho ... :[
L4titudes 07.23.17	They good too
FullOfSounds 07.23.17	sees #1 N u t
hal1ax 07.23.17	nut neutrality
Sinternet 07.23.17	almonds are supremely overrated and brazils are underrated objective truth
L4titudes 07.23.17	Uh smoked almonds....
hal1ax 07.23.17	yea i can agree on almonds being overrated i hate brazil nuts though.. plus i'm allergic to them lol and yet they still outrank chestnuts
Sinternet 07.23.17	allergy is fair i guess chestnuts are good tho, just they've gone out pf fashion - plenty of good recipes with chestnuts out there (like walnuts though they kinda suck on their own)
hal1ax 07.23.17	ahh yea i've only had them on their own.
hal1ax 10.04.17	i've had a change of heart regarding walnuts tbh. they should be top 5... thought i should let u guys know.
Toad 10.04.17	ty classic fuckin thread
hal1ax 10.04.17	lol. ya... i get bored a lot
Flugmorph 10.04.17	personally im a macadamia, and brazil nut, but i can also appreciate the pistachios and hazelnuts of this world
hal1ax 10.04.17	i thought ur a birb
Flugmorph 10.04.17	im a nutty birb
TheSpaceMan 10.04.17	'i've had a change of heart regarding walnuts tbh.' what did u in?
hal1ax 10.04.17	i just had some salty trail mix earlier and the walnuts were dankkk. i think i just had them unsalted before and wasn't very keen on em. and whaaaa no cashew love? that's offensive breh
TheSpaceMan 10.04.17	cashews and pistachios are pretty good but pecans tho... oh baby
hal1ax 10.04.17	ya i don't eat those by themselves very much. i do know that butter pecan ice cream is crazayy good
hal1ax 10.04.17	haha nawwww g you're thinking of peanuts
hal1ax 10.04.17	naw they have more flavor than most nuts they da best and u a BITCH
hal1ax 10.04.17	hahah ok i can stipulate to pistachios being fiiireee too expensive for my broke ass tho
hal1ax 10.04.17	hah yea i have to buy the ghetto ass 'cashew pieces' from the bulk bin section of the grocery store. basically just busted ass cashew shards for 65% of the price of whole ones
Keyblade 10.04.17	ctrl-f "deez" someguest 07.02.17 but of course
hal1ax 10.04.17	lol