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| Build-an-Album R9: To Salt a Wound
What, this is a game? | 1 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
First of all, I'll explain what's been happening, although I fully understand that it is a shoddy excuse at this point. Suffice to say, I dropped the ball a fair bit on my end and for that I am deeply sorry. I mean that in all honesty. The biggest setback has been depression/motivation/etc., which I have been coping with for the past few months in the extreme. Recently, medication was prescribed to me, which has greatly improved my mood overall. In consequence, the gradual dosage thus far--to slowly introduce the drug--has resulted in emotional swings, ups and downs, the occasional manic episode, and so on. Essentially, some days I am myself, and other days I am far from it. | 2 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
Aforementioned bouts with depression put me at odds with my actual life--school--and the past few weeks have resulted in my cramming three separate research projects that I put off to the very last moment. Once again, this is on me, and it placed me in a crunch-time scenario that made me neglect this contest and also really lose track of keeping up with new music and contributor duties. Once school calms down, this will hopefully no longer be an issue and I can return to listening and writing as per usual. The key is being able to keep up my desire to seek out music and remember the love I have for it above all else. | 3 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
I was preparing to release this last week, but then a strain of the flu gave me a big uppercut and put me out of commission. It made it difficult to eat, so I survived mostly on a slice or two of toast, making me very weak and tired all the time. This also caused me to forget to take my meds, so the lack of motivation came back and hit like a truck alongside lower mood swings. It was a wonderful cocktail of disaster! But you all have waited long enough and as I said, this is all a long-winded attempt to try to get you guys to understand my personal dilemmas. Such does not absolve me of blame, and I deserve to have all of it. It's on me. We're moving forward now though, for better or for worse. Let's do this! | 4 | | Sweet Trip Velocity : Design : Comfort
The genre was ELECTRONIC, the theme was CONTROLLER FREAK, and users were forced to cooperate in duos to craft soundtracks to an imagined video game concept amount to an hour's length or more. The dumb rule was the one that forced said teamwork, because there isn't an 'i' in 'team,' but there is a 'do this or you die' in there! Now, how did the three groups here fare in the end? | 5 | | Mogwai Young Team
TEAM 1: Sinternet + bg
Conceptually, this game was very entertaining to visualize throughout the album. The core idea of the title--duality in both the main character and even their partner--complimented the music very well. A very misty noir-like atmosphere populated the runtime, juggling between moments of intensity and more scaled-back, ambient portions that preyed on the player's paranoia and mounting desperation. Certain cuts hit very hard while others took a lighter approach, highlighting the swings between a hardworking detective and a struggling addict. It flowed perfectly from one entry to the other in a thematic sense, outlining the progression that would be made through the game, eventually culminating in the outright assault of the boss battle tune. Wonderfully crafted and made me want to find this game for real! VERDICT: 4.5 | 6 | | Mogwai Young Team
TEAM 2: Neek + Steak
Compared to the product offered by Sint and bg, the concept here wasn't nearly as compelling. The issue isn't the idea itself--I quite enjoyed the idea of a modern, 'dark' take on a classic--but there was simply less meat on the bones regarding WHAT exactly the game was, except that one was dark and the other not. Regardless, the musical composition supplied portrayed the two discs in an effective contrast, the 1998 edition tongue-in-cheek nicely opposing the stronger edge to the new model. There was no shortage of intensity here and all of the tracks listed built off of each other's energy well, the entries fitting together underneath the established theme. Nothing stood out as poor or lackluster; the product was finely-tuned and wonderful to listen to. The drawback was, as aforementioned, the lack of development to the concept, which made the game harder to visualize. In terms of the music, though, this was pure entertainment. VERDICT: 4.2 | 7 | | Mogwai Young Team
TEAM 3: Zombie + Papa
Unfortunately, there's no real suspense here. I feel upset with myself for dragging this out as long as I had since the conclusion here is very plain and simple: this was not good. From the get-go, this album was already in last place because it never had a concept to begin with, which was a huge portion of this round, if not the MOST important portion. Many tracks conflicted with each other, and without explanations for what they embodied, this felt less like an intentional decision and more like just trying to tie random tunes together. Sure, many of the cuts off this banged harder than a buck on adrenaline, but there was nothing to imagine, nothing to consider. It sadly left nothing to be remembered by whatsoever, which unavoidably put in the basement immediately, practically dead on arrival. VERDICT: 2.0 | 8 | | Sweet Trip Velocity : Design : Comfort
So, after all that, here is where the judgement results stand!
FIRST PLACE: Sint + bg (4.5)
SECOND PLACE: Neek + Steak (4.2)
THIRD PLACE: Zombie + Papa (2.0)
This means that our team residing in third place will be eliminated together as a duo per the round's requirements. As such, bid farewell to Zombie and Papa (2.0/basement-level) who are ELIMINATED. Thank you for sticking around and many apologies for the delays. You fought hard and it was a joy to have you on board. | 9 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
And then there were only four! At least, I hope so, unless I chased you off because my lazy ass was stuck inside of itself. This was pretty cruel of me, undeniably... but what if I could make it worse? You see, I haven't been completely honest with the genre-choosing technique I've employed, since two secret genres were in place all along: Player's Choice and Host Choice. Those were the last rungs in the 70-something ladder of categories (metaphors!). And, appropriately, guess which one it landed on? I can make some misery out of this... | 10 | | Noise Trail Immersion Symbology of Shelter
So yes, the genre is HOST CHOICE, which means, like it or not, we're gonna do METALCORE. This means that we are firmly in the territory of the MarsBro. I mean, I've known genres that have been used in this comp beforehand, but this here is one I'd like to think I know intimately well. Therefore, my scrutiny will be upped to a level of hardass never before seen. And if you pick Attila you probably lose automatically. Probably. | 11 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
The theme for this round, to compensate for my ensuing violations of the Geneva convention, is: W, PALW?, which equals "What, People Actually Listen to the Words?" Such is my entertaining (read: contrived and unfunny) way of saying that, contrary to genre preconceptions, a primary focus here will be lyrical content. When building your album, keep in mind what the lyricist is penning! Now, I haven't said that this must be a striking or depressing line; whatever you include can work so long as it's of good quality in my ears. This makes comedic delivery a possibility right beside more philosophical approaches. Do what you think will work best. | 12 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
For this go-around, things are gonna be much tighter in terms of restraints. The album you build this round has to be greater than 30 minutes but no longer than 40 minutes, featuring at least six songs. Find yourself in that interval and you are all set! Go outside it on either end and I'll find you, slap you upside the head and eliminate you. Minus the slapping (unless requested). Oh, and "point of no return" rules are a thing as usual. | 13 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
The "dumb rule" is indeed a dumb one. I figure my judging will be difficult enough, so here's just something simple: off the album you make, at least three songs must be included from separate decades. Thus, the 1990s, 2000s, and 2010s should all have a representative in there somewhere. Consider yourself a 'decade connoisseur' and grab up them tracks! | 14 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
SUMMARY:
Genre = Metalcore
Theme = W, PALW?
Requirement = Between 30-40 minutes; at least 6 tracks
"point of no return" = no repeat songs; can only use an artist in your album once
"Dumb Rule" = represent three different decades | 15 | | Macho Man Randy Savage Be A Man
Contestants:
Sinternet | bgellesp | SteakByrnes | neekafat | 16 | | Silent Planet Everything Was Sound
bg:
1. Silent Planet- Inherit the Earth
2. Oceana- The Family Disease
3. Architects- Doomsday
4. The Devil Wears Prada- Submersion
5. SikTh- Tokyo Lights
6. Every Time I Die- Map Change
7. The Dillinger Escape Plan- The Running Board
8. The Chariot- Cheek. | 17 | | Botch American Nervoso
Steak:
1. Botch - Dead For A Minute
2. Underoath - Moving for the Sake of Motion
3. Misery Signals - Coma
4. Coalesce - What Happens on the Road Always Comes Home
5. Northlane - Dispossession
6. Novelists - Echoes
7. The Afterimage - Reach
8. Invent Animate - Luna | 18 | | Converge The Dusk in Us
neek:
1. Converge - “Reptilian”
2. Avenged Sevenfold - “Chapter Four”
3. Rolo Tomassi - “Contretemps”
4. The Armed - “Fortune’s Daughter”
5. The Dillinger Escape Plan - “43% Burnt”
6. Greyhaven - “Echo and Dust Pt. II” | 19 | | Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Sint:
1. Converge - A Farewell Note to this City
2. The Killing Tree - Switchblade Architect
3. Every Time I Die - Wanderlust
4. Disembodied - Dislocation
5. Poison the Well - Zombies Are Good for Your Health
6. Johnny Truant - I Love You Even Though You're a Zombie Now
7. Phinehas - David and the Gate
8. Oh, Sleeper - Hush Yael | |
MarsKid
04.17.19 | Pardon me | Sinternet
04.17.19 | oh wow nice, glad you enjoyed it
also glad to hear you're doing better man, I know how hard situations like that can be and you made the right choice to focus on the more important things, all our comments were just lighthearted ribbing so don't worry about that
metalcore should be an interesting round hmm | bgillesp
04.17.19 | Definitely no hard feelings or worries. Taking care of yourself is way more important! My last couple weeks have been crazy busy as well. Also glad you enjoyed it [2]!
This round may take me a while since I want to make sure it’s interesting to someone who knows more about the genre than me. | Storm In A Teacup
04.17.19 | call me a prophet cuz Papa dragged Zombie down with him. | Papa Universe
04.17.19 | not going to pretend like I know jackshit about depression, but maybe you should ask for more happy music. | Papa Universe
04.17.19 | also, you had a team, in which both members don't listen to electronica and at least one member didn't play a single video game since Tetris | Papa Universe
04.17.19 | with that said, sounds about right, yeah | bgillesp
04.17.19 | Silent Planet- Inherit the Earth
Oceana- The Family Disease
Architects- Doomsday
The Devil Wears Prada- Submersion
SikTh- Tokyo Lights
Every Time I Die- Map Change
The Dillinger Escape Plan- The Running Board
The Chariot- Cheek.
Although you didn't say there has to be one, my theme is sort of moving from lyrics that are about giving up in some form or another. The first several tracks each take a bit different perspective. First with how the earth was left to rot to begin with, then talking about the most negative aspects of a specific life, discussing death, glorifying suicide kinda, taking a cynical approach to it all, or finally just some straight hopelessness. But then the last two turn it around. I reinterpret the Dillinger lyrics for this focusing on the last few lines beginning with "coward" taking it as a response to the earlier tracks and suggesting they're all giving up hope when they shouldn't. Then the final track brings home a more positive message. Hope you dig. Decided not to sit too long in case any got taken. Decades all represented, I think time is good but I'll check again. | bgillesp
04.17.19 | Yup, its 31:44 | SteakByrnes
04.17.19 | I love you Mars
We did it Neeka, and good job bg and sint :] But finally, metalcore it's TIME my bois we bringin it out. This could go either really well for me, or fucking awful because of our overlap and huge gaps in taste of metalcore as a whole lol | Uzumaki
04.17.19 | Excited to see what you guys build here, and I’m disappointed in myself that I didn’t make it this far. Next time!
Also @Mars, I’m very sorry to hear about all the loops you’ve been thrown through, but I’m happy to hear that you’re persevering and doing better. If you need to vent/decompress, my chatbox is always open for ya. | bgillesp
04.22.19 | Do I win? | SteakByrnes
04.22.19 | I got my basic album done I just wanna add a few to it and I'll put it in | SteakByrnes
04.22.19 | 1. Botch - Dead For A Minute (3:48)
2. Underoath - Moving for the Sake of Motion (3:16)
3. Misery Signals - Coma (4:51)
4. Coalesce - What Happens on the Road Always Comes Home (3:05)
5. Northlane - Dispossession (3:43)
6. Novelists - Echoes (4:29)
7. The Afterimage - Reach (3:53)
8. Invent Animate - Luna (3:56)
I went with a theme of inner struggle and loss, with questions about one's self and a sense of not knowing where one fits into this world. The last two tracks are an outward look from another perspective on somebody else's inner struggle. Total length is 31:01, and I got two from the 90s (Botch and Coalesce), two from the 00s (Underoath and Misery Signals), and a bunch from the 10s. Hope you dig | SteakByrnes
04.25.19 | Do bg and I win | bgillesp
04.25.19 | Neeks just did a birthday so let’s let him recover from the hangover | ZombieToyDuck
04.27.19 | figures I got out before the round I would have excelled in...oh wellll | Papa Universe
04.27.19 | sorry about that, bub | ZombieToyDuck
04.28.19 | its a joint fault dude no harm no foul | SteakByrnes
04.28.19 | ily zombie | bgillesp
04.29.19 | Neek. Sint. | SteakByrnes
04.29.19 | wya | neekafat
05.02.19 | literally had no idea this had started i had given up hope | neekafat
05.02.19 | Love you mars, hope you're feeling more yourself these days < 3 also fuck yeah Steak we did it!! (:
I'm a little worried now because of the genre but yknow, for some reason I've been doing pretty okay in the genres I'm not very used to | SteakByrnes
05.03.19 | Fuck yea neeka my boi :] | SteakByrnes
05.09.19 | Just giving a nice bump here | neekafat
05.09.19 | I appreciate it I'm just drowning in work/class/film rn | SteakByrnes
05.09.19 | I feel that, I had my last final ever yesterday :] Ya boi graduating on Saturday | Uzumaki
05.09.19 | Congrats Steak! Well done!
(Pun intended) | bgillesp
05.09.19 | I’m graduating Saturday too! | Uzumaki
05.09.19 | Yooooo! Congrats to you as well!!! | SteakByrnes
05.09.19 | Thank you uzumaki my man, and nice bg congrats fren :] | neekafat
05.13.19 | Woahhhh congrats guys (: | neekafat
05.13.19 | Tryna get on this, going through my limited metalcore knowledge | SteakByrnes
05.14.19 | Thank you neeka :] | neekafat
05.14.19 | Np buddy! (:
Turns out I've heard more metalcore than I thought so this'll be done soon | neekafat
05.14.19 | This was a bit of a challenge for me, as lyrics are usually the last thing I listen to in a song (not the least important… just the last!) So for this it was a pleasure to dig into lyrics for a genre I’m usually not that into. I found that some of my favorite songs in the genre share some really common themes with each other, they’re all huge sounding but all showcase a real fear of the world and the gods that they’re so small in comparison to. Mesh that with all the vivid, violent imagery and you’ve got what would be some killer lyrics in any genre imo.
1. Converge - “Reptilian” (10s)
2. Avenged Sevenfold - “Chapter Four” (00s)
3. Rolo Tomassi - “Contretemps” (10s)
4. The Armed - “Fortune’s Daughter” (10s)
5. The Dillinger Escape Plan - “43% Burnt” (90s)
6. Greyhaven - “Echo and Dust Pt. II” (10s)
https://open.spotify.com/user/222nuij3ynsn4j7uweqvwlcqa/playlist/2Jx68euZKJ9YOZ4XG1wXuF?si=JyslzzAdTPu-kJxh4BJ49A
| neekafat
05.14.19 | DICKS the Running Board has already been picked lemme change that | bgillesp
05.14.19 | Noice. Do we all win now except sint? | SteakByrnes
05.14.19 | Yes | SteakByrnes
05.15.19 | Mars if you're reading this just wanna let you know that I love you | neekafat
05.15.19 | [2] < 3 | Uzumaki
05.15.19 | [3] < 3 | Papa Universe
05.15.19 | is it too late for me to turn into Storm in a Teacup and hate on everybody? | SteakByrnes
05.15.19 | It's never too late for some vinegar | Papa Universe
05.15.19 | y'all suck then | SteakByrnes
05.15.19 | Can we just eliminate Sint and move on | neekafat
05.15.19 | I sent him a reminder a couple days ago but nothing | neekafat
05.15.19 | How about we eliminate sint and then our standing this round affect the next one in some way so that how good we did still has some effect | SteakByrnes
05.15.19 | I like that idea, hopefully Mars gets to this soon because I haven't seen him post since he posted this list lol | neekafat
05.15.19 | big oof | neekafat
05.22.19 | pls | SteakByrnes
05.22.19 | pls | neekafat
05.22.19 | PLS | SteakByrnes
05.22.19 | PLS | Uzumaki
05.23.19 | Too late. Mars' is orbiting right now. gotta wait for him to come back around. | Storm In A Teacup
05.28.19 | "is it too late for me to turn into Storm in a Teacup and hate on everybody?"
but I love you all! =( | Storm In A Teacup
05.28.19 | this is why i'm single | neekafat
05.28.19 | O o f | SteakByrnes
05.28.19 | Mars pls | bgillesp
06.05.19 | He is return | MarsKid
06.05.19 | If people are somehow still alive I will finish this. Apologies again for my absence, it's irresponsible of me. | neekafat
06.05.19 | I is alive | neekafat
06.05.19 | And please I'm sure you have more responsibilities than to a bunch of cretins on am outdated music site | bgillesp
06.05.19 | Yeah you’re fine, but we are all alive except Sint | SteakByrnes
06.05.19 | Ily Mars < 3 | Uzumaki
06.05.19 | Hey, nice to see you back, Mars! | MarsKid
06.05.19 | Thank you very much for the kindness, really. If you want to truly welcome me back, I'd appreciate some recs in the thread I made! | neekafat
06.09.19 | lets do this, hope you appreciated my rec dump (; | bgillesp
06.09.19 | If we have to wait on sint this May take years | Sinternet
06.09.19 | oh shit i forgot about this completely | Sinternet
06.09.19 | uhh can you give me a couple days to get something solid down? | MarsKid
06.10.19 | Yeah, absolutely | neekafat
06.10.19 | Sigh | Uzumaki
06.10.19 | Easy, neek, easy... | SteakByrnes
06.10.19 | smh | neekafat
06.10.19 | why did i even bother rushing mine lol | Uzumaki
06.10.19 | Because you were excited and eager, and wanted much boops. | Uzumaki
06.10.19 | There, there. | Uzumaki
06.10.19 | *boop* | bgillesp
06.11.19 | A month was rushing? | neekafat
06.11.19 | I found out about this like the day before I posted it | Sinternet
06.11.19 | bam im done, could be better but just wanted to get something in
1. Converge - A Farewell Note to this City (5:20) (1996)
2. The Killing Tree - Switchblade Architect (5:09) (2002)
3. Every Time I Die - Wanderlust (4:10) (2009)
4. Disembodied - Dislocation (3:12) (1998)
5. Poison the Well - Zombies Are Good for Your Health (2:24) (2003)
6. Johnny Truant - I Love You Even Though You're a Zombie Now (3:03) (2005)
7. Phinehas - David and the Gate (4:27) (2013)
8. Oh, Sleeper - Hush Yael (4:29) (2011)
Runtime: 32:16 | SteakByrnes
06.11.19 | Hush Yael bangs so hard, good choice | MarsKid
06.11.19 | I will start this week. I'll let you guys review stuff for a day in case you want to make tweaks since it's been a while. | neekafat
06.11.19 | Sorry I'm just being whiny haha | bgillesp
06.12.19 | Sweet | MarsKid
06.21.19 | Judging starts today, hopefully finished tomorrow. Prepare... | Uzumaki
06.21.19 | Oooooooh, this is fucking exciting! | neekafat
06.21.19 | Yessssssss | SteakByrnes
06.21.19 | nice | neekafat
06.22.19 | Plzz | Sinternet
06.22.19 | nicer dicer | MarsKid
06.23.19 | Stressful day that involved a lot of throwing up. Will finish tomorrow | neekafat
06.23.19 | Fuck dude I'm sick as hell too, hope you feel better soon! | SteakByrnes
06.23.19 | I painted all day today | Uzumaki
06.23.19 | Did you eat any of it? | MarsKid
06.24.19 | If this isn't done by today, you have my permission to hang me in the public square. | neekafat
06.24.19 | Copy that! | Uzumaki
06.24.19 | How about as punishment we have Mars build a double album in one day, base it on a concept, we choose the genre, and then we just pooh-pooh it? | MarsKid
06.25.19 | T-minus about 10 minutes | MarsKid
06.25.19 | The deed is done. Can't hang me this time!
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1059132&listid=187912 | neekafat
06.25.19 | still think uzu is onto something | Uzumaki
06.25.19 | Which is why I shouldn’t be a judge for this competition. |
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