Sinternet: USER AWARDS 2016 WINNERS GET YOUR ACCOLADES HERE

Sinternet 01.02.17	awards will be announced one by one, buckle your seatbelts ladies (of which there are none) and gentlemen
TVC15 01.02.17	3 is FullOfSounds calling it
Conmaniac 01.02.17	im on the edge of my seat
Sinternet 01.02.17	first award is most boring user, the most boring award on the list WINNER IS: Toondude i mean who else? Runner-up: BoneyKing
Satellite 01.02.17	is xenophanes still staff or do i have to pick someone else for 7?
bigsoulja 01.02.17	embarrassing
Satellite 01.02.17	oh nvm you're naming the winners now and i suck
Conmaniac 01.02.17	how often are you announcing these
SteveOffProbation 01.02.17	you should do them all at once
Conmaniac 01.02.17	most impatient user goes to...!!!
Sinternet 01.02.17	next award is worst contrib in this hotly-contested battle the winner was: AliW when your last review was nearly two years ago, do you still contribute? Runner-up(s): Rowan, Arcade, Beachdude, Insurrection, Trebor
Sinternet 01.02.17	to tell the truth i didnt know whether the list had timed out or not so i decided to post them individually
Ryus 01.02.17	"WINNER IS: Toondude" disappointed its not actually a user with only metal in their pie chart
Sinternet 01.02.17	such a shame i know
Conmaniac 01.02.17	what's his pie chart look like tho
VaxXi 01.02.17	"what's his pie chart look like tho" Rock,rock, rock, metal, metal, metal, industrial, rock
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Wow this is exciting
Sinternet 01.02.17	onto best contrib truly a one-horse race here, the winner is: Doof over half the vote here, your taste may be shite but at least you can write Runner-up(s): Arcade, Rowan
Conmaniac 01.02.17	clapclapclapclapclap
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Con you're not actually clapping you fucking poser
budgie 01.02.17	4: manosg
TVC15 01.02.17	http://d2kv389z282s26.cloudfront.net/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2015/05/Im-not-a-rapper-gif-loop.gif
Conmaniac 01.02.17	ive been caught
budgie 01.02.17	worse thread nomination: art angels for sure
Frippertronics 01.02.17	the slowest awards ceremony ever award 2017: USER AWARDS 2016 WINNERS GET YOUR ACCOLADES HERE
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	lmao
calmrose 01.02.17	the slowest awards ceremony ever award 2017: USER AWARDS 2016 WINNERS GET YOUR ACCOLADES HERE [2]
Satellite 01.02.17	worse than what budgie?
Sinternet 01.02.17	ok ok calm down my internet cut out
Satellite 01.02.17	WORST AWARDS LIST 2017 unsubscribed
Sinternet 01.02.17	Best non-tagged reviewer is... Pots really guys? Runner-up(s): Archelirion, Mercurytohell, danielcardoso, ALA
VaxXi 01.02.17	really guys? [2]
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Nice
Satellite 01.02.17	only decent staffer currently is acad tbh. there are some good contribs tho.
Frippertronics 01.02.17	how is ALA a runner up in any way
Sinternet 01.02.17	Best staff: Oh look another steamroll, winner is: JohnnyOnTheSpot Runner-up(s): Sowing, Jacquibim
AlexKzillion 01.02.17	Can I get an award for having the most basic-bitch 5s?
Sinternet 01.02.17	because people voted for him
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Not surprising
budgie 01.02.17	20: best 5s: budgie
voltairesangryglove 01.02.17	thirstiest for attention award goes to budgie
betray 01.02.17	ctrl + f "betray" 0 of 0 smh
budgie 01.02.17	this pleases me
Conmaniac 01.02.17	yay johnny wooooo
voltairesangryglove 01.02.17	used to fuck an asian dude named johnny wu true story
TVC15 01.02.17	Betray feels betrayed
Conmaniac 01.02.17	ctf + f "betray" 1 of 4 congrats man!
betray 01.02.17	ty
stranger 01.02.17	ctrl + f "betray gargles horse cock" 1 of 263
betray 01.02.17	rude
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	smh sinternet where'd you go
voltairesangryglove 01.02.17	using dial-up in 2017 award goes to sinternet
Conmaniac 01.02.17	Pots winning 5 is kinda sad tbh
Sinternet 01.02.17	now for worst staff, which is most of them WINNER IS: Sowing Hope he doesn't get hyper-sensitive over this one Runner-up(s):Hyperion, Academy, Irving
MarsKid 01.02.17	What'd you expect lol @Con
Sinternet 01.02.17	my internet is shit yh
adr 01.02.17	Sinternet more like Shit internet
Conmaniac 01.02.17	poor Sowing ):
Satellite 01.02.17	nah just because pots was mean to you guys once doesn't make him a bad reviewer
MarsKid 01.02.17	It's not a serious list to begin with
Sinternet 01.02.17	Now we have best mod, yes there is probably a good one WINNER IS: Jom and we get some honorary votes for Deviant too Runner-Up(s): Sowing, Deviant, AtomicWaste
Satellite 01.02.17	it couldn't be more serious
Conmaniac 01.02.17	I like potsy a lot but his last two reviews havent been serious haha
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Poor Willie
MarsKid 01.02.17	Academy bias Con, it's always so damn political
Sinternet 01.02.17	everyone always forgets Willie
Conmaniac 01.02.17	oh well
Satellite 01.02.17	is willie even still around? also what happened to dev?
Frippertronics 01.02.17	Willie is like a non-entity at this point
Satellite 01.02.17	like jesus
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Willie's still around yeah
Frippertronics 01.02.17	dev had dysentery and the chances of him coming back are pretty slim afaik
Sinternet 01.02.17	TROLL/ALT OF THE YEAR I don't think there were any good ones but apparently WINNER IS: EmailAccounts who? apparently i qualify for this as well Runner-Up(s): Sinternet, EvilEyez, sach's alts (collectively), geofftatertott, 'girl' alts
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Email deserved it. Rip
MarsKid 01.02.17	Sinternet is just a facet of Dalton Dubois
VaxXi 01.02.17	CJSix point five was way better
Sinternet 01.02.17	i liked dev for the small amount of time i talked to him on the site
calmrose 01.02.17	you forgot to list Jom as best mod
Conmaniac 01.02.17	was that 2016 tho?
Sinternet 01.02.17	thx for reminder
Snide 01.02.17	"Sinternet is just a facet of Dalton Dubois" I literally just got here fam.
MarsKid 01.02.17	It's okay you're still aight
Satellite 01.02.17	that's dubious, dalton.
Snide 01.02.17	"It's okay you're still aight" Thanks fam "that's dubious, dalton." Oh.
MarsKid 01.02.17	I have a young Stalin shirt for a social studies class That's all I got for now
Sinternet 01.02.17	BEST REVIEW: so, rather than actually pick something that constitutes a review, you guys went for this http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/71759/Every-Time-I-Die-Low-Teens/ congratulations Runner-up(s): http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/72325/Bon-Iver-22-A-Million/ , http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/71813/Oathbreaker-Rheia/
MarsKid 01.02.17	Top shelf
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Oh sick my Rheia vote went somewhere
calmrose 01.02.17	hahaha yes, that ETID review is gold
Jots 01.02.17	"Willie is like a non-entity at this point" just because he doesn't comment frequently doesn't mean he isn't present. I remember Dev having a similar conversation with you when you complained about the mods abandoning the site. iirc, you got pwned
voltairesangryglove 01.02.17	JohnnyOnTheModsDicks
Sevengill 01.02.17	dootin dooboo
Frippertronics 01.02.17	" I remember Dev having a similar conversation with you when you complained about the mods abandoning the site. iirc, you got pwned" a whole two years ago yeah
Jots 01.02.17	@volt - didn't say they were good/bad, but they are active behind the scenes @fripp - "a whole two years ago yeah" I mean, not a ton has changed
voltairesangryglove 01.02.17	idk i've started enough alts with lemon party avatars to know how present the mods are on this site
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Willie sets up all the staff lists and monthly releases iirc
Tyler. 01.02.17	wheres user T Y L E R
voltairesangryglove 01.02.17	in his parents' basement most likely
MarsKid 01.02.17	Everywhere.
Snide 01.02.17	I should get a category titled "Most Scene / Emo User"
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	There would be no competition
Tyler. 01.02.17	ha ha yeah that would be funny
Sinternet 01.02.17	WORST REVIEW oh look it's a tie WINNER(S): TVC's Opeth soundoff Cl0ver's 13 Voices review both now deleted (i wonder why) RUNNER-UP: anything trebor wrote
Frippertronics 01.02.17	"I mean, not a ton has changed" you're not wrong "wheres user T Y L E R" 10 TROLL/ALT OF THE YEAR EmailAccounts
MarsKid 01.02.17	They're not archived anywhere?
bigsoulja 01.02.17	5 is the reason i hate this site
Conmaniac 01.02.17	yeah im super curious now
bigsoulja 01.02.17	oh and 16
Tyler. 01.02.17	?????????????????// emailaccount is 6degrees
VaxXi 01.02.17	woo
Satellite 01.02.17	i remember like 5 years ago there was a best user tourney and pots beat me in the championship round. now all these new shitty soft new users bitch about him because he's mean to them. smh.
Frippertronics 01.02.17	you aren't fooling me, (hed)hunter
bigsoulja 01.02.17	lol fuck off he's jus a shit user with shit taste and next-to-no writing ability outside of repeating the same stale ass phrases he uses as catch-all for descriptors for shit he loves//loathes all the fucking time
MarsKid 01.02.17	He can be pre annoying tho Just goes everywhere just to talk shit I know not to take everyone here seriously but it gets old
Sinternet 01.02.17	BEST-LOOKING a fair few hotties here, but the runaway winner is this sexy son of a bitch http://imgur.com/FXPskBC WINNER: hal1ax Runner-up(s): Pots, Brainmelter, Jiggly, Toad, Onionbubs, Torts, pity votes for me
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	hal's looking sharp damn
TVC15 01.02.17	My original Opeth soundoff hand quite a few bumps tho before the page got nuked hy whoever mod was feeling like a killjoy that day
Sinternet 01.02.17	i'm sorry to say that they were bumps so people could make fun of you in fact the top soundoff was someone telling you to log off
TVC15 01.02.17	Pretty sure Jas's soundoff didn't tell me to log off lol
Sinternet 01.02.17	WORST-LOOKING the award no one wants you can probably guess who it is already sorry Futures Runner-up(s): me, Torts, asdfp77, SandwichBubble (according to him)
Sinternet 01.02.17	it was something like that
TVC15 01.02.17	It was something like "pls for the love of god don't bump tvc's soundoff"
Deathconscious 01.02.17	TROLL/ALT OF THE YEAR EmailAccounts sad if thats the best troll/alt we've had all year.
Deathconscious 01.02.17	worst user goes to sach, not even a contest.
Ryus 01.02.17	there were no good troll/alts.
hal1ax 01.02.17	damn i look so angry in that use this one -- http://imgur.com/a/62QAP
Deathconscious 01.02.17	no, not that i can think of.
MarsKid 01.02.17	There were a bunch of girl alts, but it was never funny and got old real quick Geofftatertott is kinda fun tho
TVC15 01.02.17	Hal's a looker fasho
Sinternet 01.02.17	that's why there's no 'Best' in front it's more a statement that these accounts existed this year
Conmaniac 01.02.17	EvilEyez shouldve won best alt/troll
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	You would know, six
Deathconscious 01.02.17	drama of the year, maybe snides fake wedding. that happened this year, right?
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	if Tyler wasn't emails, you are
Deathconscious 01.02.17	thats what they all say.
Deathconscious 01.02.17	im probably emails, look at how much i try to distance myself from it by saying it was a boring alt.
Sinternet 01.02.17	onto new users now and i think we all know who won this year yes it's FullOfSounds, who got more votes than every other nominee combined Runner-up(s): asleepintheback, spaceship, elliottsmeuth, macman
YakNips 01.02.17	who tf is email then? spooky??
Ryus 01.02.17	FoS and macman are the bois
JesusHitlerReborn 01.02.17	JesusHitlerReborn
TVC15 01.02.17	I honestly thought Futures was behind EmailAccounts
Frippertronics 01.02.17	the fake wedding was 2015 and besides if the sputstitution didn't make "Drama of the year" you guys ain't doing it right
Dewinged 01.02.17	Email wrote that wonderful google translate review. Def not the worst that has popped up on this site.
Deathconscious 01.02.17	holy shit six, speak of the devil!
Deathconscious 01.02.17	yeah sputstitution should probably win that one. that was a massive shitstorm with unbelievable quantities of retardation.
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Wooo
MarsKid 01.02.17	Didn't even know he was new lol
Dewinged 01.02.17	No contest there, grats Full!
Sinternet 01.02.17	WORST NEW USER i mean was it ever gonna be anyone other than ALA? maco gave him a run for his money in the end though Runner-up(s): Maco097, 'girl' alts
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	Thank u Dope new user yourself
MarsKid 01.02.17	Maco is the worst in my heart
Tyler. 01.02.17	Actually it was probably either yak futures or sixdegrees. I'm not sure tho
adr 01.02.17	Charlotte Ann Xiong was best alt no doubt the outcome of Ars being caught and becoming a new meme was funny
Sinternet 01.02.17	im going to sleep im fucking tired ill do the rest tomorrow
Snake. 01.02.17	sleeping is bitchmade
adr 01.02.17	remove me bitch this should be a serious list
Conmaniac 01.02.17	lol wat if you go to bed im doing the rest myself
Sinternet 01.02.17	no ur not fgt
Conmaniac 01.02.17	i counted up 1
Frippertronics 01.02.17	SnakeDelilah 01.02.17 [Report this Post] sleeping is bitchmade
Snake. 01.02.17	ok i'll stop
Sinternet 01.02.17	urghh fine
Deathconscious 01.02.17	looks like sach hacked snakes account.
Conmaniac 01.02.17	2 is a landslide but pretty obvious
Spacesh1p 01.02.17	Sounds deserving of 3. Happy to be a runner up to a legend. :')
Sinternet 01.02.17	DRAMA OF THE YEAR with an astounding 86% of the vote, sputstitution was THE drama of the year in a year filled with drama on sput, including ala's multiple breakdowns, the voteshare was surprising Runner-up(s): user yearbook list (the only other entry to get more than one vote)
Sinternet 01.02.17	contrastingly, thread of the year was more fragmented but the winner in the end was: 'Favourite Pornstars' by ALA (rip this thread) Runner-Up(s): 'Michael Gira Accused of Rape', 'Aurulmutative Power Levels' by Pots, Clover's 13 Voices review
Dewinged 01.02.17	Damn, I missed that pornstars thread.
Deathconscious 01.02.17	i dont really remember it. it was just another ALA shitstorm, he was only entertaining at first then it got old.
Conmaniac 01.02.17	oh i remember that one lmao
Cygnatti 01.02.17	hal is a qt, can confirm~
hal1ax 01.02.17	tvc why did u delete ur opeth soundoff? re-post that shit
Cygnatti 01.02.17	"'Favourite Pornstars' by ALA (rip this thread)" ...this actually happened?
Ryus 01.02.17	it was massive yeah
Conmaniac 01.02.17	yeah man and you missed it
Sinternet 01.02.17	WORST USER in a year when snide recieved zero votes, only one user could take the title. Everyone congratulate Futures, who was leagues ahead of the competition. Runner-up(s): ALA, Asdfp77, Smaugman, Sach
Deathconscious 01.02.17	voted ugliest and worst user, damn, youre not having a good year, huh futures?
Sinternet 01.02.17	and now the one, the only, holy grail of internet stardom, the award for best user of 2016 is... Macman, for his insightful but pointless lists which he spends way too much time on he didn't even win best new user interestingly enough# Runner-up(s): Pots, me, Archelirion, TVC, YakNips, BlushfulHippocrene, Clover, Sach, Doof, PorcupineTheater
Conmaniac 01.02.17	i almost feel bad for the guy ...almost
Sinternet 01.02.17	and that's a wrap folks
TVC15 01.02.17	@hal I redid the soundoff a while ago when I found out it got deleted to the best of my memory. The original soundoff was better but it's pretty much the gist of what I was trying to say
Conmaniac 01.02.17	wOw wouldn't even list me as a runner up huh
Futures 01.02.17	could be worse could be Nicholas von Nuclearrape.
Deathconscious 01.02.17	lol i think id rather be me.
Futures 01.02.17	pretty sad.
Sinternet 01.02.17	runner-ups were anyone who got more than one vote in each category
Dewinged 01.02.17	Have a good night Sint, you did well son.
Sinternet 01.02.17	i can finally sleep
ramon. 01.02.17	Just realised I don't actually know who Nicholas von Nuclearrape is, an old alt or something?
Conmaniac 01.02.17	yeah thanks Sint
Conmaniac 01.02.17	crypt click on that AdolfChrist profile real quick
50iL 01.02.17	This is pretty accurate, specially 3
50iL 01.02.17	Good job Sint btw
TVC15 01.02.17	This is pretty deserving of a feature
neekafat 01.02.17	Sleep well, sweet Sint.
Satellite 01.02.17	wtf was sputstitution? was gone most of the year. give me the abridged version plz.
Frippertronics 01.02.17	the story of sputstitution is like a russian novel, you gotta sit down and read the whole thing, warts and all it's beautiful, yet so ugly
Frippertronics 01.02.17	Prologue: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1033056&listid=170533 Part One: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=170664 The Coda, or the Part that Should've Never Happened: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=972683&listid=170535 enjoy
Cygnatti 01.02.17	i still don't get the sputstitution thing :/
Tyler. 01.02.17	700+ comments is a lot to read. when that blew up i avoided it for the most part
bigsoulja 01.02.17	real sput awards coming up this list is too cucked out to be real
Deathconscious 01.02.17	basically sach and futures tried playing the victim card and nobody gave a shit cause theyre assholes, so they proposed a "sputstitution" to make the rules and bannable offenses more clear. it was all pretty much because they got doxxed and futures got made fun of for having cancer or something. they were pretending it was for the good of the site or some shit, but really they were just being little bitches looking for immunity (and trying to get people who crossed them banned) while continuing to act like total shitheads.
bigsoulja 01.02.17	lol must upside-down//biased take ever lmao
bigsoulja 01.02.17	the real list is up: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?mode=1&listid=172286#comments
Deathconscious 01.02.17	nah this list is fine.
Futures 01.02.17	Nicholas Von Nuclearrape
Deathconscious 01.02.17	i think futures should get the tired joke award as well. 3 wins for you in one list, that would be quite a feat!
Futures 01.02.17	your entire existence is a tired joke
bigsoulja 01.02.17	adolfchrist is a runner-up for worst user award tbh
Deathconscious 01.02.17	really makes u think
MyNameIsPencil 01.02.17	I should have won best looking user damn it but hal is a good choice
SitruK6 01.02.17	3 is spot on
danielcardoso 01.02.17	Nice one Sint.
Artuma 01.02.17	congratulations to all the winners, especially to futures for winning multiple trophies :]
bigsoulja 01.02.17	wrong list fam
Phlegm 01.02.17	cmnd f phlegm
Phlegm 01.02.17	i miss th respect n popularity hah a
bigsoulja 01.02.17	damn mac user in tha house
TheSpaceMan 01.02.17	not sure what tired joke award means but i still agree with where it went
DoofusWainwright 01.02.17	Whoop
AsleepInTheBack 01.02.17	neat that I was a runner up, cheers whoever voted for me haha, FoS deserved it though. 1, 8 and 16 are on point
anarchistfish 01.02.17	AliW1993 hasn't posted since 2015, damn
anarchistfish 01.02.17	"futures got made fun of for having cancer or something" tbf this is gross
Archelirion 01.02.17	Two runners-up? Nice :3 Agree with most of the positive ones ^^
Spec 01.02.17	Good job futures. You deserve your titles :]
FullOfSounds 01.02.17	You've been outplayed Sinty. Seems like sach's list is getting more attention
ArsMoriendi 01.02.17	Macman earned it nice 👍🏽
bakkermaarten007 01.02.17	Stalin in his younger years as profile pic... boy oh boy
Valkoor952 01.02.17	this thread is hilarious
unclereich 01.02.17	Sowing worked very hard to earn that worst staff title
Sinternet 01.02.17	interestingly enough, he was nearly best staff too
someguest 01.02.17	Sowing is the only Staff member to ever give an album a 1 then go on to say that he listens to three tracks from the said record "regularly".
Sinternet 01.02.17	lmao which album was that?
someguest 01.02.17	The Killers Christmas Album
Satellite 01.02.17	sowing being staffed was a hilarious joke that went too far
someguest 01.02.17	Can you imagine having a teacher in grade school that thought The Devil And God was the best album of all time? I would have beat his ass.
unclereich 01.02.17	Lmfao
Satellite 01.02.17	my art teacher listened to pink floyd and shook his head during anti-drug assemblies. best teacher i ever had.
someguest 01.02.17	Best teacher I ever had swore at me in class, repeatedly. God, she was a saint.
Satellite 01.02.17	my elementary school music teacher swore at me constantly and made me sit on a small carpet in the back of the classroom separate from the giant carpet on which all the non-delinquents sat. kind of a fucked up thing to do to a kid in retrospect.
someguest 01.02.17	I would have stole a carton of milk to sit on my own carpet island.
Trebor. 01.02.17	"Sowing is the only Staff member to ever give an album a 1 then go on to say that he listens to three tracks from the said record "regularly"." lol
anarchistfish 01.02.17	"Stalin in his younger years as profile pic... boy oh boy" you as an actual person living and breathing
unclereich 01.02.17	All my elementary teachers were women and never let the school forget about al gore
kascetcadettt 01.03.17	how the fuck is potsy a winner, he's a bag of shit
Lord(e)Po)))ts 01.03.17	the best part of winning best review and best reviewer without a tag is (aside from the random user 2 posts above that i've never heard of before in my life being even more upset about it than sach) is how genuinely disappointed sinternet is that people voted for a dude who hasnt written a serious review in over a year
unclereich 01.03.17	Pots your rep has gone down the drain man everyone used to want that gypsy dick now you have some naysayers
Ovrot 01.04.17	best hair 4 years running nice good work sint
magicuba 01.04.17	nice
LoLifant 01.04.17	how did sach not win drama of the year
TVC15 01.04.17	The sputstitution is Sach related
LoLifant 01.04.17	oh okay so award went to the whole thing for sach, futures, potsy, etc., I see
SmileNerd 01.05.17	best list
AmericanFlagAsh 01.06.17	How do you guys know what each other look like? I mean, how did you vote for best and worst looking?
SandwichBubble 01.06.17	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=167684
AmericanFlagAsh 01.06.17	I remember a thread to post what you look like, but that was like 2 years ago
AmericanFlagAsh 01.06.17	Oh. There was a new one.
altertide0 01.06.17	there's a list somewhere on sputnik where users posted their photos
altertide0 01.06.17	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=167684
SandwichBubble 01.06.17	@altertide0 I posted it already you nut haha
altertide0 01.06.17	looks like i can't read further than two posts above the comment box. excellent
Lavair 01.14.17	Someday Someday I'll matter on this site
Rigma 04.19.17	nah