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01.10.20 paps runs through his favs real quick (12.07.19 just gonna put this here to remember
07.17.19 On Hip-Hop07.08.19 June 2019 resumé
07.03.19 Actual User Appreciation Thread06.30.19 JULY19 Songs of the Day
06.26.19 Unknown Post-Punk #406.13.19 Papa's Wifey's List of Favs
06.08.19 May 2019 resumé06.07.19 Sputnik R.I.P. list
06.03.19 mid-year metal rundown05.29.19 another one of those bm threads
05.27.19 Unknown Post-Punk #3 ♦05.23.19 looking for an album/band
05.22.19 stuff my cat seems to like05.08.19 recent black metal demos and lo-fi nons
05.05.19 April 2019 resumé05.03.19 Sput's 2019 Random-Album-Review 2019 Ga
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Sputniks, as described by bandnames

Suggest yours and I will confidently glance over them, subsequently aggressively ignoring them.
1Various Artists (Post-Punk)
The End Of Civilization

UniqueUniverse
Cause I'm the local self-proclaimed Post-Punk master.
It could also be Too Much, cause I never know, when to stop rec'ing people stuff.
2The Great Old Ones
EOD: A Tale of Dark Legacy

Dewinged and teamster
Cause they're old.
3Raw Poetic
Charlie Brown's Parents

LandDiving
Cause the write-ups, man, the write-ups.
4Gay Dad
Leisure Noise

Aiwaz
Self-explanatory
5Dead Can Dance
Within the Realm of a Dying Sun

mx
Cause he's never around, yet fucks all of us.
6Gypsy (U.S.)
In The Garden

butcherboy
Cause he's a US Gypsy.
Also could also be Toploader, cause the posts he loads are top.
7Balance and Composure
Only Boundaries

danielcardoso
Cause he's sophisticated and positive.
8Most Unpleasant Men
Nothing Moves Slower

Sinternet
This is a placeholder, but he's yet to convince me that the opposite is the truth.
9The New Pornographers
Whiteout Conditions

SowingSeason
Cause his obscene adoration for tasteless pseudo-Emo music is almost like a whole new kind of porno.
10Nosferatu D2
We're Gonna Walk Around This City...

Drifter
Cause he sucks my blood with how many times he recs that cunting Snoop Dogg.
11No Fun At All
Out Of Bounds

Piglet
He likes cricket... nuff said.
12The Unknown Gentlemen
The Ballad of the Unknown Gentlemen

bloc
No ratings? 42000 comments? The fuck are you? (at least you're a nice chap)
13Half Japanese
Greatest Hits

cryptologous
duh
14LoveHateHero
Just Breathe

Xenophanes
Cause whatever he does, people either love him for it or despise
15The World Is a Beautiful Place...
Formlessness

bgillesp
Cause both names are shit, no matter how good the individual or individuals behind it is or are.
16This is Not a Game of Who The Fuck Are You
Liner Notes

Toad
Cause everybody knows him, but nobody can quite tell with certainty as to why...
17The Little Explorer
Siderali

DeadlyNightShade
Cause he keeps participating in thematic competitions he has no knowledge of.
18The Bitter Life Typecast
Happy Endings For Lowlives

Satellite
Cause whatever he does, it's always mixed with a portion of bitterness and contempt.
19Memoryhouse
The Years

CameronMitchell
Cause he keeps bumping ancient lists.
20Television
Marquee Moon

theacademy
Looked through his threads, about half of them are about some TV series.
21Smart Mouth
Smart Mouth

CompostCompote
Cause his non-reviews are smart...
22Sputnik
Christmas At Our House

MarsKid
...he knows why...
23This Charming Man
Every Little Secret...

TheCharmingMan
So little personality, I had to just put whatever was closest to his name...
24Skeptic
Worship the End

pjorn
He, who doesn't believe in the cause of this list. smh
25Bummer
Kids on the Run

Dctarga
What will happen sooner?
1) The party he attends will end immediately as he enters
2) His own self-hatred leads him to suicide...or frat-party organisation
26Aesthetic Perfection
Close to Human

DoofusWainwright
Cause of that impossible objectivity rate.
27Architects
All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us

Conmaniac
Cause he's too nice for me to shit on him, so I'll just put in, what he's supposed to be in the not so distant Zukunft.
28Cursed
Hell Comes Home

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29Whiney
Talisman

Artuma
Cause he likes Emo more than Emo likes him...
30TotalSelfHatred
TotalSelfHatred

cosmopazz
get better, mate
31Lost Love
Sparkles

FlipTrackz
We used to have a spark, man. Where did it go?
32Braindead
Hollow Ground

ExecutiveExecuterexe
He's got to be, with that many Tech Death Metal albums heard...
33Italians Do It Better
After Dark 2

yanquiuxo
Cause he just appeared and started spreading golden threads. It took me ten detailed monthly roundups to gather even the smallest respose.
34hasan
Hasan Goes Crazy

hasan
cause hasan
35You're Me
Plant Cell Division

ZippaTheRippa
Actually not. You think that you'll take my place in the overexcessive rec'ing game? No, sir.
36Too Much
Stranded

BallsToTheWall
Too. Many. Lists.
37Not Enough
Stone

danielito19
Not. Enough. Lists.
38Electric Wizard
Supercoven

LordePots
Cause of his obsession with electronica.
39The Internet
Ego Death

brainmelter
He, who is so drawn into the internet language that half of the stuff he posts is j u s t l i k e tHIs OR wOrsE. 101101010
40You'll Never Get to Heaven
You'll Never Get to Heaven

CalculatingInfinity
You'll never get there, to infinity!
41Raw Poetic and K-Def
Cool Convos In Quantum Speech

sincerelyaural
The one LandDiving carries on his back.
42 Overlord
Parables Of Umbral Transcendence

Jom
43Beardyman
Distractions

dbizzles
no really, have you seen his beard?
44Elder (USA-MA)
Lore

Trebor.
He's been around, he's done a lot. He's a Sputnik elder.
45Lazyboy
Lazyboy TV

ianxblxblxblx whatever his name was
46Nice As Fuck
Nice As Fuck

SandwichBubble
You really are.
(thanks to bucherbabe for this suggestion)
47Fabulous Head
Unprotected

ArsMoriendi
shaa
48I'm So Hollow
Emotion / Sound / Motion

elliootsmeuth
You are easy...
49The Right Wing Conspiracy
Separation of God and State

zakalwe
Mind-brother...
50Lowtalker
The Marathon

Mort.
nice to chat with
51Citizen King
Mobile Estates

kingdedethefifth
He is the king, but he is also one of us.
(in other words, what does fit with you...)
52Creeping Lovely
Creeping Lovely - EP

theBoneyKing
yeah, you are
53Lost In Oblivion
Vulgar Scenes Of Oblivion

BlazinBlitzer
Cause he's doing so much and yet he is dismissed.
54Stubborn Heart
Stubborn Heart

cylinder
(nuf'n prsnal)
55Wild Party
Phantom Pop

nocuffin
Tha posse makah of Sputnik.
56Alternative Zero
Destroying Realities

sixdegrees
Alt of all alts.
57The Ethical Debating Society
New Sense

dimsim3478
The one to thoroughly discuss things with.
58Trash Talk
Trash Talk

Intothepit
59Handsome Devil
Loves And Kisses From The Underground

neekafat
60Golden Features
Golden Features

RadicalEd
...just look through his threads...
61Forget Me Not
3songsCDep

StickFeit
He's been here for 6 years, but you still don't know him...
62Obnoxious Youth
Disturbing the Graves

Divaman
Those youngsters, ugh..
63Shit Robot
What Follows

VirtualBlaze
64Anal Cunt
40 More Reasons To Hate Us

hal1ax
65Stupid Fucking Asshole
Stupid Fucking EP

Minushuman24
66Man Is The Bastard
Mancruel

BlackwaterPork
67Nihilist Cunt
You're Next

tempest--
68Arsebreed
Munching the Rotten

LethalPaintball
69Bitch
Betsy

Spluger
70Swine
Swine

DatsNotDaMetulz
71Slow Mover
Move Slower

teamster (again)
72Late
Never Forgive / Dreams Are

rodrigo90
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