ChoccyPhilly
09.07.14 | Wanna bang? |
YakNips
09.07.14 | jahgreed |
Dunpeal
09.07.14 | sweaty puss is the best tbh |
Gestapo
09.07.14 | my eams |
ShrillYell
09.07.14 | she deserved a real man |
Cormano
09.07.14 | you deserved to get dumped for being a fucking pussy |
MrSirLordGentleman
09.07.14 | That's why boys are better |
MrSirLordGentleman
09.07.14 | gross [2] |
EyesWideShut
09.07.14 | sweaty puss is the best tbh [2] |
Asdfp277
09.07.14 | do you even puss [2] |
Cormano
09.08.14 | yea dude maybe you weren't meant for girls, you can always go gay |
Ire
09.08.14 | damn this is funny |
Gestapo
09.08.14 | sweaty guy ass is even worse cmon |
Brometheus
09.08.14 | sweatjobs are the shit |
beefshoes
09.08.14 | Damn, sorry to hear that man :/
Next time, down that pussy with a tall glass of whiskey like a man. |
Hommecidal
09.08.14 | It really depends on how attractive she is. I mean, if she's overweight and/or dog ugly and sweaty then gross [3] but if she's hot and sweaty then there shouldn't be any complaining on your part |
Polyethylene
09.08.14 | sweaty puss is the best tbh [3] |
Royl123
09.08.14 | Agree with hommecidal |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.08.14 | make her suck you off after |
Cormano
09.08.14 | its not irrelevant dude, this is some serious manly shit we're dealing with, she deserves a real man not a fucking pussy |
Trebor.
09.08.14 | don't know if this is real or not, but if you ask your girl to shower before you go down on her, you're a bitch simply put |
Trebor.
09.08.14 | stop picking up stank hoes at 7/11 and get a real women. If she washes her vagina regularly, it should still be fine after a sweaty day
man going down first thing in the morning after a night of sweaty sex is just the best I mean come on |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.08.14 | just be glad she lets you eat it and doesn't abstain |
Trebor.
09.08.14 | "why can't you be like treb he takes what he can get and doesn't complain"
lol dude what, I'm getting premium vagina, but yeah tbh I wouldn't complain either way |
beefshoes
09.08.14 | agreed. i fucking love giving cunnilingus |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.08.14 | Lakes. /thread |
Ryus
09.08.14 | your pussy aint shit til ya had some danny in it |
Brometheus
09.08.14 | Ur a pussy u should've just fucked her hard |
Trebor.
09.08.14 | you should be grateful how do you think she feels
She has to shove your stank 4 inch penis into her mouth and pretend to gag so you don't feel bad cuz in reality she could take the whole thing in her mouth no problem with a side of fries you know what I'm saying |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.08.14 | https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110205211927AA72h6R[2] |
Trebor.
09.08.14 | "oh baby, not so deep, I can barely take it"
yeah yeah yeah, little do you know she's getting double stuffed by John and Jamal and their 9 woods on the regular down
the street onfrom where you went to high school ffs |
YakNips
09.08.14 | lmao |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.08.14 | @mudloop wins |
YakNips
09.08.14 | lost my virginity to a girl on her period while wearing pikachu socks tbh |
YakNips
09.08.14 | thanks |
SpinLightTwo
09.08.14 | I'm gonna put it to you this way. Take what you can get with a person you like. She wanted adventure and you were like "aw, no, your pussy is sweaty and smelly." You might as well have said that shit. You made her feel odd and like you weren't up for doing something risky, in terms of fucking around on school property. It makes sense why she'd react that way. |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.08.14 | pikachu getting puss |
YakNips
09.08.14 | fuck it was socks not cocks lol |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.08.14 | this is too fucking funny |
Sevengill
09.08.14 | hey Yak wanna play tennis some time? |
Gwyn.
09.08.14 | you shouldve just gone for her ass instead |
beefshoes
09.08.14 | My last gf tried to get me to rim her, but I couldn't do it. |
GuanoBumbershoot
09.08.14 | when all you had to do was clean the thing off with a swipe or two, act like you couldn't resist fucking, force those feet onto the backseat headrests, and drill. |
YakNips
09.08.14 | lollll btw this is list is not mine this is itchy's in case that isn't apparent
but yes seven i would
|
Trebor.
09.08.14 | damn I love rimming |
beefshoes
09.08.14 | It's weird man. I kinda regret not doing it, but I just wasn't ready for that type of commitment. |
Greyvy
09.08.14 | bitch pussy smell ike a penguin
wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemy's penis |
Trebor.
09.08.14 | where are you guys finding these stanky girls like damn feminine wipes are like 2 dollars at wal mart |
SpinLightTwo
09.08.14 | rimming sounds alright |
YakNips
09.08.14 | eating ass is great yea |
Greyvy
09.08.14 | careless whispsers eye fuckin, bitin ass
neck, ears, hands, legs
eatin ass |
beefshoes
09.08.14 | Skrimz |
Sevengill
09.08.14 | rimming ain't my thing. I've had guys try and do it to me. it was weird. |
Greyvy
09.08.14 | they r just trying to keep u clean lols |
WeepingBanana
09.08.14 | do you have smell receptors on your dick or something? |
WeepingBanana
09.08.14 | and yeah telling your gf to shower pretty bad shit to step in |
Gwyn.
09.08.14 | "It's weird man. I kinda regret not doing it, but I just wasn't ready for that type of commitment."
if she got anything bad down there youll notice it without having to put yr mouth anywhere near it dont worry |
YakNips
09.08.14 | they r just trying to keep u clean lols [2]
havent done a good [2] in a long time but that deserves it |
Sevengill
09.08.14 | but .___. |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.08.14 | I do shitty [2]'s lol |
YakNips
09.08.14 | its ok seven we can have a relationship without the ass-eating |
bach
09.08.14 | lakes are you layin on the gay a little heavy or r u the real deal |
Sevengill
09.08.14 | "its ok seven we can have a relationship without the ass-eating"
gonna have to fight Lakes but don't worry, you've got the inside track hun
"seven will you peg me?"
if you're reasonably in shape and not hairy down there, sure. |
YakNips
09.08.14 | LOLLLL |
Sevengill
09.08.14 | XD ❤ |
Sevengill
09.08.14 | stahp u r makin me blush itchy |
nathan69
09.08.14 | shudda done it |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.09.14 | [2] |
henryChinaski
09.09.14 | Haha great story |
toomanyxsinmyname
09.11.14 | If she broke up with you over that, then she wasn't worth the trouble. |
someguest
09.11.14 | I always hit the rim.
Swishes are hard these days. |
calgarydude12
09.11.14 | best thread on sputnik in years tbh |
calgarydude12
09.11.14 | thank u based treb |
zaruyache
02.04.15 | Ha ha I forgot about this thread. So did she actually break up with you or? I NEEDS TA KNOW MAN.
Cliffhangers ain't cool. |
PappyMason
02.04.15 | Tbh, the dude deserves to be dumped if he turned down some bomb ass pussy for such a trivial matter.
Commiserations. |
mindleviticus
02.06.15 | itchy buddy you gotta get her back man |
Storm In A Teacup
02.06.15 | This thread should be viewed by all |
Spec
02.06.15 | I'm sure she didnt complain when she had to put your two inch dick in her mouth you selfish fuck. |
Cygnatti
02.06.15 | Is this thread even real |
jmnewcomer18
02.06.15 | nah fake he never made the list |
TalonsOfFire
02.06.15 | It's weird reading this with all of Lakes comments gone :/ |
AmericanFlagAsh
02.06.15 | Welp this is a thing |
glassg7
02.06.15 | I'm so glad I stumbled upon this thread holy fuck |
thacoconut94
02.06.15 | Best thread ever.
This isn't real, ain't no man not down with the stanky ass pussy, gotta love a scratch and sniff |
Faraudo
02.06.15 | This is... (?) |
zaruyache
02.06.15 | "gotta love a scratch and sniff"
welp that's the first time I've ever seen that metaphor made. And hopefully it's the last. |
