Conmaniac: Genres that Piss Me OFF.

Conmaniac 06.22.16	Prob shouldn't of posted this list but oh well. I'm too nice on here usually just have to get this off my chest before I go back to all smiles and stuff
Keyblade 06.22.16	i mean 4 isnt a real genre and apart from 2 everything here rules wtf man
Ryus 06.22.16	lol. if you listened to any of the three metal genres you listed you'd realize it's very obvious what the difference is
parksungjoon 06.22.16	4 isnt a real genre [2]
Artuma 06.22.16	site rank -1000000000000000
Valkyrion 06.22.16	my advice is to delete the list before it's too late
Ryus 06.22.16	my advice is to keep it up because i know i'll enjoy the mayhem that will inevitably ensue
Conmaniac 06.22.16	already too late
MO 06.22.16	yea keep it up so we know who the shit user is that's a good call!
Totengott 06.22.16	my advice is to keep it up because i know i'll enjoy the mayhem that will inevitably ensue [2] lol
danielcardoso 06.22.16	I have to say, some of this is legitimately pretty funny ahah.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	love this keep it up guys. also I'm pretty sure I admitted in my preface I don't know a lot about these genres so
Conmaniac 06.22.16	thanks daniel I tried
adr 06.22.16	stick to to indie and alt rock
onionbubs 06.22.16	shit user anyways cos he didnt use my band name suggestion
parksungjoon 06.22.16	nothing wrong with third eye blind snox maybe not a 5 but
Rik VII 06.22.16	wow
Conmaniac 06.22.16	wow Ov is going ham rn I love it.
tempest-- 06.22.16	Newsflash, playing trombone is honestly the fucking dumbest thing ever [123]
Conmaniac 06.22.16	ok gonna take a quick break cuz I have a meeting to go to. have fun everyone
p4p 06.22.16	damn b u must be tuff for posting this kind of shit
anarchistfish 06.22.16	you probably deserve to get pissed off tbh
DinosaurJones 06.22.16	Well, you didn't say Ska, Pop-Punk or Post-Rock, so I don't give a fuck.
parksungjoon 06.22.16	lol pop punk
Ryus 06.22.16	you can't be authorized to make a list like this when you have pop-punk in your chart
Spacesh1p 06.22.16	Nice ironic post.
erizen826 06.22.16	tfw op uses the only album in the band's discog that isn't metalcore for 8
parksungjoon 06.22.16	can't wait for this list to be copied three times today
Spacesh1p 06.22.16	Things that I don't understand confuse me and piss me off so I make no attempt to understand them since they confuse me and piss me off which makes me make no attempt to figure them out because fuck they just piss me right the fuck off.
LotusFlower 06.22.16	"What kind of pretentious shit is that? " irony.avi
bloc 06.22.16	Is this a serious list
Spacesh1p 06.22.16	I'm choosing to view it as an ironic post. It's a lot funnier that way.
DungeonBoy 06.22.16	Clearly posted to ruffle feathers.
smaugman 06.22.16	go kill yourself
LotusFlower 06.22.16	i think the only feathers rustled here was Ov's
LewisShaw 06.22.16	"Clearly posted to ruffle feathers" And it's working
LotusFlower 06.22.16	and smaugman's
sawesomeness 06.22.16	Your mom likes viking metal...
climactic 06.22.16	It isn't 1650 anymore guys.
tempest-- 06.22.16	could've fooled me
Keyblade 06.22.16	"Clearly posted to ruffle feathers." http://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj.png
MO 06.22.16	"It isn't 1650 anymore guys." yea god forbid something that's hundreds of years old that is essentially the corner stone for all music today is terrible and anyone that likes it is a band geek!!
Ryus 06.22.16	Also whatever genre that has a lead singer that sounds like fucking Bowser is my least favorite of the three like holy fuck it doesn't sound cool at all dude stop growling like a fucking monster.
GmemberKills 06.22.16	Sounds like your actually more pissed off at certain fans of some of these genres than the actual genres themselves. You shouldn't be so close minded though, I mean I don't even have a favorite genre and can find something from every genre on this list i enjoy to some extent. That said i really don't enjoy prog and kinda agree with 6. My dad is in his 50's and he complains all the time about how he'll never understand how people around his age can just be content with jamming the same shit from 30/40 years ago over and over again.
Valkyrion 06.22.16	exactly, key
JeetJeet 06.22.16	Some of the quotes on this list had me laughing hard lol. Let's be honest tho, people generalizing/dismissing genres they don't really know much about is as Sputnik as it gets.
guitarded_chuck 06.22.16	If you're under 30 and all you listen to is this then you need to find some new music.
MO 06.22.16	yep every band should just cut their nuts off and sing like hotelier and brand new!
AlexKzillion 06.22.16	"Also whatever genre that has a lead singer that sounds like fucking Bowser is my least favorite of the three" LOL
Keyblade 06.22.16	lmfao bowser thats actually funny as shit
GmemberKills 06.22.16	i don't trust anyone with brand new 5'd
LotusFlower 06.22.16	this just in: GmemberKills deletes his account when he realizes he cannot relate and trust the population majority
Ryus 06.22.16	"i don't trust anyone with brand new 5'd" or the hotelier awful band
owen 06.22.16	You complain about "faux post-hardcore" yet you confuse faux metalcore with metalcore
TVC15 06.22.16	I'm confused as to whether this list is a prank or not
Cygnatti 06.22.16	Probably the most ignorant thing ive ever read on this site
sonictheplumber 06.22.16	hipsters are such hateful little children! youre listening to music for the wrong reasons, friend
psandy 06.22.16	"Don't even rec or argue" This has to be a joke, right?
Sevengill 06.22.16	growling like a fucking monster for the win
sonictheplumber 06.22.16	also i negged a few of your reviews man. really poorly written stuff. and i think others will agree with me after reading this
sonictheplumber 06.22.16	as far as the "dad rock" thing that you sardine-bodied hipsters like to throw around, my dad doesnt like the who or bob dylan, and he saw sonic youth live before you were born. is the jesus lizard dad rock? not that you know who they are... walk on home boy
Cygnatti 06.22.16	He cant even rec or argue against u neg'ing his reviews.
GmemberKills 06.22.16	"Dubstep: Self-explanatory. I hear too much of this shit and it's all so derivative. Hope this fad dies quick" yo where are you still hearing dubstep, that fad has been over
Keyblade 06.22.16	sardine-bodied LOL
CalculatingInfinity 06.22.16	"Okay so before I rant about this what the hell is the difference between the three? Genuinely curious. It doesn't matter because I'm pretty sure I would hate all three. " If doesn't scream bait I don't know what does tbh.
Cygnatti 06.22.16	This dude sounds like a 14 yo. Is he? V important
TheGreatQ 06.22.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/logout.php
LotusFlower 06.22.16	"This dude sounds like a 14 yo. Is he? V important" man, i wasnt this bad when i was 14.
sonictheplumber 06.22.16	when i was 14 i had more album ratings. and they didnt just go from 1996 to 2009 either
Sevengill 06.22.16	I remember putting Blood Fire Death on my first Sputlist called "Death metal m/" and like, crying when I got rightfully flamed for it. This reminds me of that but without the good intentions.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	ok back wow nice this will keep me entertained for the rest of the work day
Conmaniac 06.22.16	also for those wondering if this list is serious or not I thought it was pretty obvious I was trolling but I guess I have to clarify that now. love how you guys got so mad though that you decided to neg some of my reviews lol. however I must admit that these didn't spawn from nothing, but my arguments are obviously not serious. the issues I have with these genres are mostly based off of personal preference
wtferrothorn 06.22.16	Feel like Key said it best with this: http://i.imgur.com/n8umjWj.png
torts 06.22.16	minus the last three u right
Conmaniac 06.22.16	the link is blocked for me cuz im at work ):
TVC15 06.22.16	"walk on home boy" I see what you did there. (Pantera ftw)
Keyblade 06.22.16	it basically says ur a retard bro sorry
torts 06.22.16	wait you have a job and yr making stupid ass lists like this lmao
Conmaniac 06.22.16	thanks Key and I have an internship not exactly a job. lots of empty space
Sinternet 06.22.16	Le epic troll conmaniac
lazyeye 06.22.16	if ur gonna troll at least be funny dude lol
Conmaniac 06.22.16	pretty sure I got a few laughs I'm laughing a lot
PurpleDino 06.22.16	yeah this is pretty jokes
LotusFlower 06.22.16	the only thing here i can see as "jokes" is the "i hope this fad dies soon" comment on dubstep. everything else sounds like things someone would seriously say. #PoesLaw
JeetJeet 06.22.16	Mans called him a sardine-bodied hipster lmaoo I'm dying
Calc 06.22.16	way too funny please don't do this again
Conmaniac 06.22.16	yeah Bowser comment was totally serious ur right CL0VER nice
PurpleDino 06.22.16	"everything else sounds like things someone would seriously say" precisely why it's jokes
LotusFlower 06.22.16	you havent talked to enough metal haters then.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	thx Purp
Supercoolguy64 06.22.16	Death is sorta like the "extreme" equivalent to Thrash, Doom is sludgy and slow paced, and Black is kinda like a lo-fi version of Death with a lot of tremolo picking
PurpleDino 06.22.16	"you havent talked to enough metal haters then." pretty much everyone I know is a metal hater bro, just get over it basically
Spacesh1p 06.22.16	"Death is sorta like the "extreme" equivalent to Thrash, Doom is sludgy and slow paced, and Black is kinda like a lo-fi version of Death with a lot of tremolo picking" it's time to stop posting
Conmaniac 06.22.16	was that not accurate?
torts 06.22.16	"Death is sorta like the "extreme" equivalent to Thrash, Doom is sludgy and slow paced, and Black is kinda like a lo-fi version of Death with a lot of tremolo picking" hahhahahshsaahaa fuck
Supercoolguy64 06.22.16	im sorry i tried my best :(
SitruK6 06.22.16	Trve Troll
hal1ax 06.22.16	lolz
theBoneyKing 06.22.16	I agree with pretty much all of these except 6 (well, and 3 too, but with the qualification you specified I can agree with it).
hal1ax 06.22.16	bums me out that ur hating on classical con D;
ExtinguishingTheSun 06.22.16	I think you need to calm down.
Valkyrion 06.22.16	trombone is a cool instrument
Conmaniac 06.22.16	i hated on lots of things hal sry babe. I don't actually hate it though it was just an easy genre to shit on for fun also yeah more proof I was doing it for the lols is that I was in band and I played a brass instrument soo
Muppelope 06.22.16	My mother prefers to compare death metal vocals to cookie monster, but yeah, people actually say shit like that.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	cookie monster lmao that's great
Stereochrome1 06.22.16	Lol you're dumb
adr 06.22.16	Lol you're dumb [2]
TVC15 06.22.16	Black Metal is way more influenced by thrash than DM, at least in its inception/culture anyway
Conmaniac 06.22.16	[3]
Sevengill 06.22.16	I was listening to Mastodon and my dad asked why I liked listening to the devil screaming in a cave.
Ryus 06.22.16	lol mastodon is like the least evil band ever
LotusFlower 06.22.16	people think all metal = satan tbh
wtferrothorn 06.22.16	My sister once referred to KISS as "scary metal".
Conmaniac 06.22.16	2 sp00ky 4 me
LotusFlower 06.22.16	people think KISS stands for Knights In Satan's Service
TVC15 06.22.16	Well Gene Simmon's ignorance is pretty frightening
LotusFlower 06.22.16	so was that movie where KISS crossed over with Scooby Doo
Spacesh1p 06.22.16	spoopy indeed
oisincoleman64 06.22.16	Cringe
sonictheplumber 06.22.16	Wow at least stand by the massive fart you just shot in our faces. So not only are you a turd... A stinky turd... But you're a backtracking turd. A turd that's so foul it tries to crawl back into the ugly ass from whence it came. I'm waitin for my mom to get out of the liquor store and I'm turnin up motorhead's overkill in the CD player just for you, little boy....
rabidfish 06.22.16	"fuck off, retard" Words to live by, truly
BallsDeep 06.22.16	try actually listening to metal before shitting on it
porcupinetheater 06.22.16	That being said country can go fuck itself (except for Johnny Cash and other earlier essential country artists)
hal1ax 06.22.16	haha^^
smaugman 06.22.16	90% of this retard's rating are from 1995-present
Keyblade 06.22.16	lol i swear everyone says that
Tyler. 06.22.16	Haha guys I was kidding
Aerisavion 06.22.16	'My sister once referred to KISS as "scary metal".' Fucking hilarious.
BallsDeep 06.22.16	oh ye country is certainly the exception I have no problem taking a fat steaming dump on it without having listened to more then a few hours of it in my life
hal1ax 06.22.16	there is good country out there.
Keyblade 06.22.16	check nickel creek hombres
Aerisavion 06.22.16	There's a great bunch of compilation albums called Dark Country that are actually well worth a listen.
porcupinetheater 06.22.16	New Sturgill Simpson rules, and Gillian Welch & Alison Krauss make that good shit
IceDoesntHelp 06.22.16	There is fantastic Metalcore out there, I don't know what you've been listening to, but it sure as hell ain't The Ongoing Concept, Every Time I Die or The Human Abstract
Ryus 06.22.16	check merle haggard for some of the rootinest tootinest country jams
TecumsehGargoyle 06.22.16	Industrial survived!
Conmaniac 06.22.16	sonictheplumber do you need a hug man?
Mystletainn 06.22.16	Bro listen to some real metal like Anti christ devil children And growtesties
JamieTwort 06.22.16	"there is good country out there." Definitely, one of the greatest singer/songwriters ever is a country artist so yeah. On another note, the rather bizarre choice of 'prog rock' album on this list coupled with his comments on the genre suggests more than a little ignorance towards the whole prog movement.
TVC15 06.22.16	Johnny Cash is GOAT country
JamieTwort 06.22.16	Wasn't referring to him.
Cygnatti 06.22.16	it's just a prnak bro
Conmaniac 06.22.16	ah yes jamie great observation my friend you sound so intelligent don't you! my shitpost list might not be as foolproof as I thought!
JamieTwort 06.22.16	I don't sound intelligent at all, nor was I trying to. I'm glad you had fun making this 'shitpost list', it really was a great contribution to the site my friend. Pretending to be ignorant in an attempt to be funny(?) is much better!
Conmaniac 06.22.16	appreciate your feedback friend! I will try a lot harder next time I make a list and I'll keep all of your criticisms in mind. I'm sorry my attempt to be funny(???? humor on sput???) didn't come across as that to you!
JamieTwort 06.22.16	Please don't try any harder than this.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	noted (:
Trundle 06.22.16	'prog rock is the most pretentious genre' has 'indie' dominated pie chart
Conmaniac 06.22.16	ITT people still taking this list seriously
Spacesh1p 06.22.16	The amount of times you've felt it necessary to walk back from your own post and try to convince us it was all a joke makes me feel like taking this list kind of seriously wouldn't be wrong.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	the fact that any convincing needed to be done proves how easily sputnik gets butthurt over their favorite genres/artists I was planning on not saying anything until people starting negging my reviews and getting legitimately angry.
JamieTwort 06.22.16	The fact that any convincing needed to be done reflects how the userbase sees you as a user tbh.
AsleepInTheBack 06.22.16	i get where you are coming from for 1, 2, 7 and 8. the rest is just a bit shallow. but hey, if its a joke its a joke, dont understand why you've got negs for this
BallsDeep 06.22.16	ouch
Conmaniac 06.22.16	oh hey it's my friend Jamie again the users that got legitimately angry are users I don't care about so I guess I don't care how they see me as a user? those that realized it was a joke/dumb list are users I respect so I guess it works both ways
ArsMoriendi 06.22.16	"Classical: It isn't 1650 anymore guys. If you tell me that this is your favorite genre I automatically assume you're some sort of band freak that won't stop sucking their band teacher's dick. Newsflash, playing trombone is honestly the fucking dumbest thing ever so find a new hobbie. Don't really have an issue with the music though." I just lost all respect for you.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	here we go again
JamieTwort 06.22.16	Is anyone actually angry? I haven't read the thread but if people have actually neg'd your reviews because of this that's pretty sad. If I were you though I wouldn't reserve any more respect for users who would expect you to waste your time trying to troll strangers on the internet than for those who thought you were actually voicing your opinion.
BallsDeep 06.22.16	you brought this on yourself boy
Conmaniac 06.22.16	yeah ctrl-f "sonic" jamie lol. and yeah you're prob right about that. oh well it's okay
Spacesh1p 06.22.16	I guess the fact that the jokes aren't funny doesn't help your case either. That's not me being butthurt, it's you being not funny lol.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	I realize this BallsDeep. this was highly entertaining though! only thing I learned was to make an alt next time (;
rabidfish 06.22.16	"The fact that The fact that The fact that The fact that The fact that The fact that" This list made my day dude, thanx :)
brainmelter 06.22.16	Screw you for #9 but agree with like half of these. I can't stand metalcore and all its sub genres
AsleepInTheBack 06.22.16	i feel like this list has to be read in the context of the other stuff you've put out. isolated, it obviously could come across as a little insulting (personally I love death metal and country), but i respect your opinion when you're taking things seriously and everyone is allowed to have a joke on Sput. so eh, who cares, do what you want, its the fucking internet.
Conmaniac 06.22.16	everyone here made my day tbh including u rabid (:
Conmaniac 06.22.16	agreed Asleep appreciate it man!
Mystletainn 06.22.16	I'm going to be pissed off for the next 6 hours and 23 minutes
TVC15 06.22.16	"I realize this BallsDeep. this was highly entertaining though! only thing I learned was to make an alt next time (;" Not worth it tbh. I mean because, absolutely no offense meant here, you're as funny as I am, it really wouldn't be a smart move and it'd be a waste of time for everyone including yourself
Conmaniac 06.22.16	ding ding ding! TVC15 you nailed it with waste of time and today was a slow day so this was honestly perfect
Brabiz 06.22.16	I agree qith this pretty hard aside from 9. Obvious differences.
Brabiz 06.22.16	Favorite bands: Brand New, Radiohead. Lol jk i detract my comment.
TVC15 06.22.16	So... Conmaniac is an alt or???
Conmaniac 06.22.16	??? the world may never know! although who would I be an alt to? and why would I post reviews?? pretty dedicated stuff there
Keyblade 06.22.16	ratings > ctrl-f camel > 0 results u need to fix that homie and revise 1
Conmaniac 06.22.16	Braibz I respect that but you have more Brand New albums 5'd than I do
Conmaniac 06.22.16	is Camel dad rock or
Trebor. 06.22.16	There's a lot of good prog but yeah Dear Hunter are garbage I hate dad rock, Camel rock and ain't dad rock
ArsMoriendi 06.22.16	Ouch TVC
ArsMoriendi 06.22.16	Conmaniac's account dates back to 2014, and has 38 lists, so I hope he isn't an alt xD
TVC15 06.22.16	I was saying him making an alt would've been a waste of time and then he says the aim of the list was to waste time so I sorta commented that
Conmaniac 06.22.16	will check that animal out yeah heard they are good for desert stuff
Conmaniac 06.22.16	ohhh I getcha now TVC nice
ArsMoriendi 06.22.16	When you check Camel, make sure it's Mirage
TVC15 06.22.16	P sure he meant camel cigarettes
Conmaniac 06.22.16	well if I see a camel in the desert I will make sure it isn't a mirage thx
AmericanFlagAsh 06.22.16	Even I can tell the difference between death and black metal lol
Conmaniac 06.22.16	congrats dude!
demigod! 06.22.16	u twat
ArsMoriendi 06.22.16	How does someone confuse doom metal and death metal? One is Black Sabbath worship and the other isn't.
brainmelter 06.22.16	really tho, what the fuck is up with #9
mindleviticus 06.22.16	"Dubstep: Self-explanatory. I hear too much of this shit and it's all so derivative. Hope this fad dies quick" It did a long time ago. Also obvious troll
ArsMoriendi 06.22.16	"whatever genre that has a lead singer that sounds like fucking Bowser" I think you're thinking of grindcore.
brainmelter 06.22.16	i dont think he's actually trolling, thats honestly the best part about this lol
TVC15 06.22.16	Got dam not all doom metal is BS worship And I first thought of industrial metal in terms of extreme music with Bowser vocals for some reason
Conmaniac 06.22.16	Anal Cunt is the only grindcore band I know and his voice is too high for Bowser but that's just me lol
Conmaniac 06.22.16	why are you talking about me in the 3rd person im right here (:
Nocturnalize 06.22.16	do u dig djent tho?
ArsMoriendi 06.22.16	Conmaniac: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MoLpoI_LnA
brainmelter 06.22.16	djent is the final form and worst form of metalcore
iloveyouall 06.22.16	1 is the worst thing to ever happen to music.
AlexKzillion 06.22.16	"djent is the final form and worst form of metalcore" Djent is like the funnest genre in metal though.
Nocturnalize 06.22.16	moar liek teh bess
TVC15 06.22.16	I still don't get what the hell djent is. It just sounds like if The Mars Volta went full on metal; or in other words, modern prog metal
Mystletainn 06.22.16	wat
hal1ax 06.22.16	djent cured my leaky butt syndrome
brainmelter 06.22.16	funnest? i mean if you like, 0000-00-000-000-000-00000-000 then yea
iloveyouall 06.22.16	no brainy it's more like this. 0000-3br-0-3-1-000-2b-4h6-000
Keyblade 06.22.16	" still don't get what the hell djent is. It just sounds like if The Mars Volta went full on metal; or in other words, modern prog metal" Mike Jones - Still Trippin Off This Comment.mp3
iloveyouall 06.22.16	all about those bottom string bends.
Mystletainn 06.22.16	yo tvc, pass me that meme
evilford 06.22.16	People that piss me off.: This dude.
TVC15 06.22.16	Those tabs are literally almost identical to Nirvana's song School... Does this mean grunge is proto-djent????
Cygnatti 06.22.16	why does that not surprise me
Hawks 06.22.16	List sucks.
evilford 06.22.16	Hawks is right yet again
CrazyDiamond7 06.22.16	I agree with 2, 3, 7, and 8 to a degree, but for everything else this guy can FOAD. "1 is the worst thing to ever happen to music" Says the guy who 5'd a bunch of pornogrind.
evilford 06.22.16	Lol
ArsMoriendi 06.22.16	School is a good song though
Valkoor952 06.22.16	Wow, I actually agree with most of this stuff.
evilford 06.22.16	Death metal is the greatest thing ever bestowed unto mankind it's been proven over and over again
chipperjones 06.22.16	ughhh way to have an open mind...
Kman418 06.22.16	pornogrind>prog overall honestly but both are pretty ass
Conmaniac 06.23.16	agreed evilford
iloveyouall 06.23.16	kman knows.
TVC15 06.23.16	pornogrind kicks ass but nowhere near as good as prog (when it isn't total wankery anyway)
iloveyouall 06.23.16	sorry to break i to you, but that is an entirely incorrect opinion, and also an indicator of bad taste
Conmaniac 06.23.16	what is pornogrind lol thought that was a made up genre
iloveyouall 06.23.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFvEhKvjr80
TVC15 06.23.16	Sach, you should've linked Urine Festival hah. Can't really look at this list the same after looking at Con's pic... idk he looks a bit like a Senior I was friends with that graduated last year perhaps that's why
iloveyouall 06.23.16	urine festival aren't porngrind tho...
TVC15 06.23.16	Ah fuck you're right. I always confuse pornogrind with goregrind. But that Urine Festival album has a lot of moaning in it tho
Conmaniac 06.23.16	is that a bad thing TVC?
TVC15 06.23.16	Not at all. It's just awkward being reminded that users here are actually human beings haha
Conmaniac 06.23.16	haha so true man it really humanizes things. hard to hurl insults at people tbh. which is nice imo (:
G0atC0re 06.23.16	Triggered.
miketunneyiscool123 06.23.16	Learn your genres before judging them mate. Dad rock rules, and death metal shits on thrash metal in terms of heaviness, anger, and themes (although I jam thrash more).
SharkTooth 06.23.16	I thought a lot more people would get mad itt for 5 I guess not
TheSonomaDude 06.23.16	I remember the last time I got Black Sabbath confused for Gorguts. Seriously, what's the difference? They sound the exact same.
HighOnLife 06.23.16	Anyone who doesn't know the difference between Black, Death and Doom Metal has absolutely no right to give any kind of opinion on music. Truth be told, you come across as a salty little boner.
TVC15 06.23.16	Yeah Mayhem sounds way too much like Electric Wizard agreed
Sowing 06.23.16	who can dislike 1
theBoneyKing 06.23.16	Because of wankery
CaliggyJack 06.23.16	gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
Conmaniac 06.23.16	i never listened to it so
Spacesh1p 06.23.16	...so you talk shit about it. brilliant.
Conmaniac 06.23.16	l o l now I know why ur so pissed Spacesh1p
dbizzles 06.23.16	'Newsflash, playing trombone is honestly the fucking dumbest thing ever so find a new hobbie.' Before I realized you were (at least mostly) kidding, I was going to ask how you felt about the trumpet, since I know you like Foxing.
Conmaniac 06.23.16	i play trumpet hahaha (and my name is Connor) so the lead singer and I are basically twins
dbizzles 06.23.16	Truth. Jokes aside, you commentary on modern country couldn't be closer to the truth. It's basically pop with a big splash of redneck. I grew up in a hick town and was forced to learn line dancing when I was a kid, so I fucking hate that shit. On the other hand, my grandparents listen to OOOOOLD country, so I kind of dig some of that and things that are influenced by it.
RadicalEd 06.23.16	List is self-defeatingly stupid
Conmaniac 06.23.16	just like your comment^
Conmaniac 06.23.16	@bizzles oh man I totally getcha on that. was forced to learn line dancing as well wow. old country i keep meaning to check out but there's so much other stuff I'd rather check so I always just forget about it
RadicalEd 06.23.16	"just like your comment" Wow, the comebacks. What is the difference between doom, death and black metal? C'mon mate.
Conmaniac 06.23.16	one of them sounds like bowser thats the difference
RadicalEd 06.23.16	okay.
Conmaniac 06.23.16	i think we're on the same page now yeah
Spacesh1p 06.23.16	Agreed pop country is trash in my opinion. Con I just think the world has too much of that attitude even if you are joking here my son.
Conmaniac 06.23.16	not saying im a great comedian or anything but satirizing the attitude helps shed light on the issue of close-mindedness imo
Spacesh1p 06.23.16	When it's done well, I totally agree with you. xD roasted!
DoofusWainwright 06.23.16	10/10 for bravery with this list
Conmaniac 06.23.16	thanks Doof. like i mentioned before im too nice on sputnik and no one gives a shit if youre too nice so also fuck off Spacesh1p I got a decent amount of laughs (;
Spacesh1p 06.23.16	Probably not in the way you intended but yeah I will agree with you on that one lol.
Conmaniac 06.23.16	if people thought I was serious and laughed at me for my stupidity I count that as a win
Spacesh1p 06.23.16	We have different understandings of the word but fair play to you.
Conmaniac 06.23.16	different understandings or maybe one of us is able to lighten up a bit more (;
TheSonomaDude 06.23.16	Ooh ooh can I help? This is fun! Rap - talking into a microphone isn't talent, it's just talking into a microphone. The music isn't even music, it's just shit stolen from other songs. Literally the least creative genre out there. And most of the "rap" just consists of uneducated hoodlums seeking sympathy because they get arrested. Well maybe if you'd stop stealing cars and shooting people then maybe you wouldn't get arrested! Indie anything - pretentious closet music by bone-skinny social troglodite Michael Cera-wannabe losers who masturbate to memes and post "Metallica is gay" comments on Sputnikmusic. We get it, you dont like popular stuff, which is why you listen to music where nobody knows how to play their instruments, write lyrics, or sing. All of the music just sounds like something you'd hear in the background of a K-mart commercial anyways Thrash metal - Every single song is just 0000000000000 on the open E string. Doesn't surprise me that metalheads cant write music, have you seen how they dress? Ooh look at my patches and my combat books, I'm so edgy! Intelligence isn't something to be expected from this repetitive genre. And why do the vocalists in all of these bands sound like screeching asylum patients? Maybe it's because most of these rejects belong in an asylum. Folk - what is this, the 1200's? Do I need a lute for this? I mean seriously, folk? Why the hell are these bearded mountain men still singing about jambalaya and nonsense like that. Just play a few chords on the guitar and sing about something that is like pseudo-historical, and voila, you've got yourself a folk album. Children's - have any of you actually heard this shit? It's awful. What the fuck does "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" even mean? It's literally the exact same as the "ABC" song. People who still listen to this shit need to find new music. I mean, I get it's inspirational and I understand its importance to the musical fields of music, but it's still an extremely redundant genre and most of its fans still shit themselves on a daily basis. Pirate metal - LOL the name alone pisses me off so much oh man. Metal isn't really my thing overall, I'll admit it, but if you tell me you like this shit of a subgenre then I automatically assume you don't cut your hair and look like Johnny Depp. Like holy shit guys why do you all suck the Black Sea's cock so hard? Every fucking band that comes out of there looks the exact same like can they produce anything original?
blacklightjer 06.23.16	Jesus, are you 12 years old?
Conmaniac 06.23.16	thx Sonoma will read these look hilarious and yeah turning 13 in Sept blacklightjer! super excited to be a teen finally
Conmaniac 06.23.16	hahahaha im dying at Pirate and Children's dude oh man
Thibs 06.24.16	Metal fans in general piss me off a lot so I guess that's really all I have to say.
TVC15 06.24.16	"Ooh look at my patches and my combat books, I'm so edgy!" Oh fuck I'm dying
Snake. 06.26.16	wat
Conmaniac 06.25.18	great list tbh
SteakByrnes 06.25.18	I will drop kick you for 8 if I ever see you on the street con, I got my eyes on you
Papa Universe 06.25.18	no post-punk? pfff, that pretentious moody jerk off for fake-depressed latent gays. no emo? ugh, what a hodgepodge of confused 20 year olds still not over their puberty.
Conmaniac 06.25.18	well now that I know that, if I see you I'll just CHUGGACHUGGA outta the way
granitenotebook 06.25.18	i wanna hate on you for thinking dubstep hadn't died out in 2016 but 8 and 9 are me so i cant
SteakByrnes 06.25.18	:]
JustJoe. 06.25.18	I HATE SHOEGAZE.
Papa Universe 06.25.18	I LOVE YOU.
Conmaniac 06.25.18	has it tho?? i guess they just re-branded "dubstep" as fratty "brostep" and the 2-3 artists I know under the descriptor aren't too terrible
JustJoe. 06.25.18	I LOVE YOU TOO ALSO I LOVE SHOEGAZE.
Papa Universe 06.25.18	AND I HATE SHOEGAZE.
Conmaniac 06.25.18	and I like shoegaze a considerable amount
Conmaniac 06.25.18	also this list is exactly 2 years old if people are wondering why I made it aha
SteakByrnes 06.25.18	Con can I show you metalcore sometime fren
JustJoe. 06.25.18	I really do like shoegaze so much.
pypypymble 06.25.18	oh my godddddddddd con went in on this one
JustJoe. 06.25.18	It's like that person you want to spend your entire life with but you can't even get out of your own mind enough to tell them how you feel but it's all dreamy & shit.
Conmaniac 06.25.18	as long as bowser isn't the lead vocalist, sure thing Steak (;
ZombieToyDuck 06.25.18	damn con this list is edgy ;P
SteakByrnes 06.25.18	Dude con nice :3
siren 06.25.18	"Classical: It isn't 1650 anymore guys." fuck off
JustJoe. 06.25.18	Language.
SteakByrnes 06.25.18	lol
Papa Universe 06.25.18	I like classical music tho...
Conmaniac 06.25.18	1650 was some year wasn't it?
Papa Universe 06.25.18	"Language." there isn't one in classical
JustJoe. 06.25.18	GOT EM.
JustJoe. 06.25.18	GOT ME.
Papa Universe 06.25.18	ME GOT.
siren 06.25.18	con you really don't need to be uppity about genres when you 5'd gambino sorry
Conmaniac 06.25.18	ADTR falls under 2, sorry I dissed that 5 of yours!
siren 06.25.18	i'm just saying that if you're going to be an elitist at least have elitist taste.
Deathconscious 06.25.18	Lmao how did i miss this list.
Conmaniac 06.25.18	I'm no elitist trust me...
JustJoe. 06.25.18	Con listed & then dissed all of my 5's. Like, album for album.
JustJoe. 06.25.18	How did you even know.
Conmaniac 06.25.18	im sorry ...
JustJoe. 06.25.18	😵
Doctuses 06.25.18	Wow fuck Conmaniac.
Conmaniac 06.25.18	he's the worst, dude
Deathconscious 06.25.18	Its probably been said, but songs about vikings dont = viking metal. Its very existence as a genre is questionable to me. Not that you care anyways.
JustJoe. 06.25.18	He's a good dude, I gather.
dbizzles 06.25.18	bumping a two year old list like a two year old bumps rock a fucking bye baby jesus fucking christ children's music fuck
siren 06.25.18	shit thread right here
Conmaniac 06.25.18	you ok there?
hal1ax 06.25.18	classical is for pimps only one day u will c
neekafat 06.25.18	Actually I get most of these points except 9
Conmaniac 06.25.18	hal since making this list I've gotten into many many classical albums, yeet. hard to rate tho... and you be the judge! I've said before it's more of a trigger-list with some underlying truths, but it definitely shouldn't be taken as seriously as siren has been taking it
TheSpaceMan 06.25.18	i hate shoegaze [2]
cold 06.25.18	I completely feel you on #9 tho
hal1ax 06.25.18	niicee. which ones ?
Conmaniac 06.25.18	Bowser ftw
Conmaniac 06.25.18	@hal well The Planets was a good starter, thing deserves tons of credit for basically becoming the precedent for any "space" related soundtrack. was kinda surreal knowing when it was made while listening. def gotten into Chopin altho he's not like exactly 1650s classical and learned a ton about Bach's influence in a music cognition class. I've always respected the genre, trust me, just must've thought it was an easy target for some ruffled feathers
Conmaniac 06.25.18	oh ya and Vivaldi is sweet, roommate plays the violin and that's the composer he showed me / played a bunch
hal1ax 06.25.18	ah dude the planets is lovely. and u might dig Tchaikovsky / Dvorak. checkem
Conmaniac 06.25.18	seen a lot of the former round these parts, I assume I'll eventually get to em
ZippaThaRippa 06.25.18	Good list
Frippertronics 06.25.18	wow con never saw this but uhhhh u gon get disowned hard
Conmaniac 06.25.18	ive already disowned this past self
Frippertronics 06.25.18	you know what must be done next, dear child
Conmaniac 06.25.18	enlighten me
dbizzles 06.25.18	prog rock rec incoming
Supercoolguy64 06.25.18	"Death is sorta like the "extreme" equivalent to Thrash, Doom is sludgy and slow paced, and Black is kinda like a lo-fi version of Death with a lot of tremolo picking" lol
Sinternet 06.25.18	list was shit but you were onto something with 1
cold 06.25.18	Girth Brooks is p good
Astral Abortis 06.26.18	Yea dumb list
mindleviticus 06.26.18	can't tell if satire, daily reminder Conmaniac is a contributor
budgie 06.26.18	i just cant tell if this shit is satire or not
heck 06.26.18	this list is why he was made contrib
platnum 06.26.18	Where is shoegaze
JustJoe. 06.26.18	IT'S EVERYWHERE MAN.
Asdfp277 06.26.18	agreed
Hawks 06.26.18	Hahahahahaha Con.
Asdfp277 06.26.18	shoegaze sucks tho
JustJoe. 06.26.18	ASDFP277*!?;@!$&+%
Asdfp277 06.26.18	that's me
JustJoe. 06.26.18	Perhaps someday we'll agree on something.
Asdfp277 06.26.18	i'm too much of a contrarian for that
JustJoe. 06.26.18	Agreed.
Deathconscious 06.26.18	Oh shit, some comments got deleted.
Conmaniac 06.26.18	uhhh what happened...
JustJoe. 06.26.18	Buddy system. Is everyone present & accounted for?
sixdegrees 06.26.18
Conmaniac 06.26.18	id be honored
budgie 06.26.18	help help i've fallen and can't get up!