rockarollacola: It's my 22nd birthday. Here's my favorite bands.

Shuyin 09.12.21	happy birthday!
heck 09.12.21	sweet dude, same age I got mine. modeled after anybody or just a generic pocket pussy?
rockarollacola 09.12.21	Sasha Grey, double ended. My homie Austin spared no expense.
heck 09.12.21	oh hell yeah, mine was Sasha Grey too. not double ended tho
FabiusPictor202 09.12.21	Do you idiots really have a pockey pussy
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.12.21	It would have been more fun if you asked us to guess your age based off the albums cuz homeboy I would have been off by about 30 years
Colton 09.12.21	if I had to guess your age based off your hairline I would be off by about 30 years too
rockarollacola 09.12.21	"Do you idiots really have a pockey pussy" -Yuh. My friend bought it for me to be funny, but I might as well give it a shot. Been single for 2 years, so my hand deserves a break. "It would have been more fun if you asked us to guess your age based off the albums cuz homeboy I would have been off by about 30 years" - I rarely get the chance to use the aux cord "if I had to guess your age based off your hairline I would be off by about 30 years too" -my hairline is gettin up there
Get Low 09.12.21	"Do you idiots really have a pockey pussy" Yes, they collectively have a pocket pussy.
Brabiz 09.12.21	Happy birthday, boomer
ArsMoriendi 09.12.21	hbd
Kompys2000 09.12.21	Happy birthday! Welcome to the 22 club :D
Colton 09.12.21	cum piss 2000
Pikazilla 09.12.21	Happy birthday!
rockarollacola 09.12.21	cum piss 1999
Pikazilla 09.12.21	check blazon stone (the band)
Pikazilla 09.12.21	also where tf is w.a.s.p.
rockarollacola 09.12.21	W.A.S.P. is honestly right below Running Wild, but 31 bands would have looked silly.
FellHanded 09.12.21	happy berfday
BohemianAle 09.12.21	Happy 52nd birthday
garas 09.12.21	You could be twice as old too based on your favourite bands, haha. List is great bangers. Happy (belated) b-day!
Keyblade 09.12.21	i'm amazed this list wasn't made in 2006
FabiusPictor202 09.12.21	""Do you idiots really have a pockey pussy" -Yuh. My friend bought it for me to be funny, but I might as well give it a shot. Been single for 2 years, so my hand deserves a break." to be completely honest owning a pocket pussy is weird and sad, my advice to you is to throw it out, women are not going to be impressed
rockarollacola 09.13.21	Fabius, I'm only using a pocket pussy because you're so fucking alpha and stole all the women. This is your fault, so don't shame me. Release your iron grip over America's single women and I'll gladly toss it in the trash.
Yep321 09.13.21	Why is it weird and sad for a man to own a sex toy but perfectly ok for a woman. Every girl out there has a sex toy. Why can't a man enjoy Sasha Greys molded pussy when he wants to?
FabiusPictor202 09.13.21	Because they are for creeps and perverts its really that simple
Dedes 09.13.21	Chill with the antisemitism Grand Belials Key Happy birthday brother 22 rules 23 is the beginning of the end
rockarollacola 09.13.21	Ya know Fabius, a simple happy birthday would have done just fine.
FabiusPictor202 09.13.21	"Fabius, I'm only using a pocket pussy because you're so fucking alpha and stole all the women. This is your fault, so don't shame me. Release your iron grip over America's single women and I'll gladly toss it in the trash." yes thank you I appreciate all of that, it's all extremely true, and I just hope that the next time youre cleaning the jizz that's dripping out of your sasha grey double ended pocket pussy, that in a haze of post-nut depression you, even for a brief moment, think of Fabius. happy birthday.
Kompys2000 09.13.21	You seem upset
Meridiu5 09.13.21	Happy fapday
FabiusPictor202 09.13.21	no I am just an indefatigable crusader against all forms of moral decadence which includes the use of pocket pussys, enjoying k-pop, being an e-boy, and modding/staffing for sput
Kompys2000 09.13.21	Fabius Pictor 202