Common Phobias Ranked
Ranking the 20 most common phobias from most spooky to least spooky |
1 | | The Smiths The Queen Is Dead
Thanatophobia - Fear of Death
If you say death doesn’t frighten you, you’re a fuckin’ liar. |
2 | | Billy Talent Afraid of Heights
Acrophobia - Fear of heights
Yeah, fuck everything about heights. One of the only things that actually inhibits my ability to function. |
3 | | Claustrophobia Claustrophobia
Claustrophobia - Fear of tight spaces
If the shit is too small for me, I’m buggin’ out. |
4 | | AC/DC Fly On The Wall
Aerophobia - Fear of Flying
Slightly less scary than heights themselves, but not by much. At least I can shit in a plane. |
5 | | Israel Kamakawiwo'ole Alone in Iz World
Monophobia - Fear of being alone
Guilty. |
6 | | King Diamond The Spider's Lullabye
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
Sure, spiders are spooky, but they’re a little too squishy to be a real threat. |
7 | | Testament Brotherhood of the Snake
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes
The fact these fuckers keep going after decapitation is unnerving. With that being said, snakes are kind sick |
8 | | Anthrax Spreading the Disease
Mysophobia - Fear of germs
Doesn’t personally freak me out, but it makes sense. I’ve eaten shit out of the trash, so it doesn’t bother me all too much. |
9 | | KISS Creatures of the Night
Nyctophobia - Fear of nocturnal animals
There do be some spooky fuckin critters at night, but I’m almost always inside so I’m good. |
10 | | Death Scream Bloody Gore
Hemophobia - Fear of blood
Not scared of blood, but I am mortified of gore. Just keep that shit inside your body, please. |
11 | | The Chicks Wide Open Spaces
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces
Every now and then I do get the feeling I’m gonna be smacked by a truck when I’m in my backyard. |
12 | | Crossfaith Xeno
Xenophobia - Fear of foreign things
Not cool dude. |
13 | | Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues
Glossophobia - Fear of public speaking
I’m good at public speaking, so this isn’t that big of a problem for me. Recovering from a fumble is kinda scary I guess. |
14 | | Social Distortion Social Distortion
Social Phobia - Self explanatory.
Docking spooky points due to not having a cool name |
15 | | The Birthday Massacre Pins and Needles
Trypanophobia - Fear of needles
Quit being such a bitch and let the school nurse give you your shots. |
16 | | Cannibal Corpse The Best Of Cannibal Corpse: Deadly Tracks
Necrophobia - Fear of the dead
Not like they’re gonna fuckin’ hurt you. |
17 | | Ashe The Rabbit Hole
Trypophobia - Fear of holes
I’m a fan of most holes |
18 | | Thor Keep the Dogs Away
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs
I’ve been viciously mauled by a dog and nearly had my face ripped off and I’m still not scared of them. |
19 | | Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis Aromatica Germenexcitación en Orgías De Viscosa Y
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words
Hey, that’s a pretty big word right there. Gonna fuckin cry about it? |
20 | | Radwimps Your Name.
Astraphobia - Fear of being called by other names
Imagine being such a massive pussy that somebody messing up your name strikes fear into your heart. If that bothers you, I’m surprised by how far you've gotten along in life. |
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