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Pizza Toppings Ranked

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1Peppermint Creeps
Animatron X


Pepperoni

The big kahuna, and undisputed king of toppings. Good lucky trying to find someone who would turn down a pepperoni pizza.
2Sausage
Riddles Are Abound Tonight


Sausage

Not quite as fantastic as the roni, but is still a god among toppings and arguably more versatile.
3Pepper
Give'n It


Green/red/yellow peppers

If your pizza has the meats, there is no better topping to provide a surge of acidity and freshness.
4Immortal Onion
Ocelot of Salvation


Onions

Doesn’t quite cut the heartiness as well as peppers, but certainly adds a level of depth to every bite.
5Garlic Boys
Garlicholic


Garlic

Gotta be careful you don’t add too much, but if applied correctly it can enhance a pizza’s flavor profile ten fold. Bumped up into 5th place for introducing me to Garlic Boys.
6Son Of Salami
A Study In Eraser Headless Tape Recording


Salami

Not my first choice for spicy meat, but still a solid option.
7Olive
Extra Virgin


Olives

You either love or hate olives. I happen to love them, which is strange because I think olives plain are nasty.
8Ropunzel's Bacon
Ropunzel's Bacon


Bacon

Love bacon, but it has to be well incorporated into a recipe in order for it to work on pizza. Works on breakfast pizza, but 9 times outta 10 I’m going with sausage.
9Artchoke
Melodramatic Quests Blackened Jaws


Artichoke Hearts

Only had them once, and I liked them. Not sure if I’d order them all the time, but they are a good substitute for meat if you can’t bring yourself to eat our animal allies.
10Ham
Chromo Sapiens: Tónlist Fyrir Shoplifter


Ham/Canadian bacon

It’s fine. Won’t pick it off, but I wouldn’t order it.
11Chickenfoot
III


Chicken

Same as ham, but with fewer applications
12Tomato n' Pine
Life is Beautiful


Tomato

Doesn't harm the pizza, but pretty fucking useless for the most part. The pizza already has tomatoes on it, why add more?
13Pineapples
Come On Closer


Pineapple

Only good on one type of pizza. It’s just a shame I’m never hungry for Hawaiian pizza
14Beefy
Tube Technology


Ground Beef

The worst of all pizza meats by a long shot. Little to no flavor, with a nasty consistency.
15Collard Greens and Gravy
Collard Greens and Gravy


Spinach

Does nothing for any pizza besides adding a little color.
16Melt-Banana
Speak Squeak Creak


Banana Pepper

I like banana peppers, but they don’t belong on pizza.
17Phish
Billy Breathes


Anchovies

If you want to taste nothing but salt, get anchovies.
18Mushroomhead
Mushroomhead


Mushrooms

No.
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