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Hair Metal That Doesn't Suck Vol. 2

Back at it
1Def Leppard
Hysteria


These guys sound like total pussies now, but from 1980-87 they were pretty killer.
2Saxon
Destiny


Saxon's final attempt at glam is easily their best. If you can make "Ride Like the Wind" listenable then you've done a good job.
3Judas Priest
Turbo


I've come around on Turbo, now I dig the shit out of it. The solo on "Hot For Love" is among the best in their discography. "Wild Nights, Hot Crazy Days" can fuck off though.
4W.A.S.P.
The Last Command


W.A.S.P. fucks
5Skid Row
Slave to the Grind


Not a huge fan of the debut, but this one is great
6Ratt
Out of the Cellar


Stephen Percy has one of the coolest voices in metal IMO, and DeMartini is a ridiculously underrated guitarist
7Warrant
Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich


You guys know that Warrant had a hotline?
8Twisted Sister
Stay Hungry


I bet Dee Snider regretted filing his teeth after biting his tongue for the first time.
9White Lion
Pride


I thought these guys were shit in 7th grade, I kinda dig them now
10Cinderella
Long Cold Winter


Long Cold Wiener. I actually really dig these guys.
11Whitesnake
Slide It In


Do it
12Van Halen
1984


This iteration basically invented the genre, I like the Hagar stuff more though.
13Europe
The Final Countdown


The cheese these guys provide is unparalleled by even the dorkiest power metal bands. It's truly glorious
14Dokken
Tooth and Nail


Album is killer, never understood why people hated the artwork though.
15Kix
Hot Wire


I fucking hate that band name. That aside these guys are actually pretty decent
16Krokus
The Blitz


Far better than a 2.9. "Midnight Maniac", "Out To Lunch" and "Out of Control" are some tasty tracks.
17Ozzy Osbourne
The Ultimate Sin


Probably my favorite Ozzy record after Diary. "Shot in the Dark" is an immortal jam
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