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Potsy: The Worst OAT

Just kidding. The worst of the first half of 2015 tho easily (that I've heard). List is objective, here have some polysporin.
In Another Life

aimlessly meandering neo-soul with no good hooks
2Sharon Van Etten
I Don't Want To Let You Down

soft cock americanflagash-core
3ASAP Rocky

the kind of "cloud rap" (*shit trap*) 15 year olds like bach who still only think of hip hop in racial terms lose their minds over
The Congregation

painfully alternative, mildly progressive
5The Tallest Man on Earth
Dark Bird Is Home

waterboard torture in reverb form
6Kool Keith
Total Orgasm


ugly girl bedroom pop
8Delta Rae
After It All

contemporary bar star country alt festival fuckery

protest the hero-core
The Tonite Show

mid life crisis ego rap
11Andreya Triana

bonobo vocals without the bonobo beats
12Amon Tobin
Dark Jovian

13Merzbow and Xiu Xiu

too much merz not enough shoe
14The Mountain Goats
Beat the Champ

literally great big sea newfie sounding folk rock garbage to headline folk fests for graonla ski dads who wear stupid toques
15Toro Y Moi
What For?

toro y no u. aggressively cute indie pop bullshit
Ivy Tripp

singer songwriter for dudes like aids who pretend female artists are good as long as they are cute
17Shampoo Boy

probs lay off the crack doe m8
18Sufjan Stevens
Carrie and Lowell

standard cookie cutter indie folk music but it was EQ'd in a slightly spacey way which makes it atmospheric and transcendental and not homogenous and devoid of character somehow because americanflagash is a boner
19Benoit Pioulard

more snorebient
Blind Eyes EP

shit beats
21Modest Mouse
Strangers to Ourselves

dat feel when steven wilson produces a modest mouse album
22Exploring Jezebel
On A Business Trip To London

ass noise bullshit that vapid basement dwellers pretend to love
23Felix K
Tragedy of the Commons

techno ass bullshit
24Blood Gemini
Snow Season

poorly executed BoC whorage
25Ghost Bath

post-twinkle but its japanese so its a 5/5
26Eternal Solstice
Remnants of Immortality

death metal for dudes who listen to shit like all shall perish
27Steven Wilson
Hand. Cannot. Erase.

erase this bitch (flips wilson the middle finger)
28Wolf Colony

painful indie pop
29Purity Ring
Another Eternity

another cookie cutter homogenous indie synth pop electronic project that sounds the same as all the others for people who clearly dont have an ear for vocals and somehow think being a girl and singing means you are a good singer
30Bill Seaman
f (noir)

new age modern classical bullshit for boring people
31Dinosaur Sex
Computapes Vol. 1

this isnt even music
Mac and Cheese

oltans "joke" project that is actually not really a joke because it really is the best he can do
33AWOL One and Factor

oh my god UUUUUGHH
The Cliff

take a decent post metal band and insert the singer from any random 00's alt rock band like seether or creed for good measure
35Crypt Sermon
Out of the Garden

shitty cheesy classic doom worship done poorly and completely uninterestingly
36Stoned Jesus
The Harvest

37Future Brown
Future Brown

some shit oltan probably loves

twinkly post metal for people who claim to be REALLY into post metal but havent heard a neurosis album
39John Bence

nicolas jaar being shitty at choosing is protégés
40Slut Charmer
Slut Charmer

slut shame-core
Cold Wave

weird russian bullshit i dnno
42Alcoholic Faith Mission

i dunno you guys would probably like this cuz its not at all interesting
Always Offended Never Ashamed

most people pretend to like industrial noise cassettes that you've never heard to be elite but if u are a staffer on sputnik or you are trying to impress a staffer on sputnik this is the album you pretend to like to be elite but we all know its shit, we all know.
Shadow Shows

indie folk the kind flagash would pretend is real folk
Bleu October

hip hop for people who are stupid
They Rave Us

smoke some crack and do some meth and then take a handful of pills and this might be ok
47tao te kin

progressive stoner with insufferable vocals. all you leprous turds would love this probs.
Azure Lakes

its pagan tho so it must be kvlt
49The Yearning and The School
Too Shy / When I Fall In Love

"sunshine pop". if that doesnt make you want to puke your colon out then u probably have terrible taste anyways so sure go ahead and listen to this
50Bones and Dylan Ross

typical bones shit but more bad
51Alessandro Usai Jazz Trio
The Cool Jazz Session

bad jazz
Transfer of Energy (Feelings of Power)

the kind of electronic that fripp tries to impress me with
53Caught On Tape
Full Bleed

thirston moore having a midlife crisis of some sort and trying to be edgy and make noisy shit music well he succeeded at making shit music thats 4 shore

RHYTHMIC NOISE!!! jk its just a bunch of shit noise lets not glorify this garbage
Last Dragon

the bad kind of r&b. you know what im talking about. oltan would love this.
56Father John Misty
I Love You, Honeybear

klap-core. honky tonk fusion ass bullshit very very bad stuff right here.

the boringest of stoner doom
58Diana Krall

oh my god why did i even download this
59Mount Eerie
Sauna (Bonus Tracks)

just some shitty bonus alt recording bullshit
60Wolf Counsel
Vol. I - Wolf Counsel

black sabbath worship
61Frisk Frugt
Den Europaeiske Spejlbue

the kind of music that makes you hate the danish
62Rie Nakajima
Four Forms

its tagged as stuff like field recordings and electroacoustic so i must love it right
63Aphex Twin
Computer Controlled Acoustic Instruments Pt. 2


bjork at her worst, a gimmicky album that blends into one cold and sterile greyscale of a song
65Elephant Micah
Where In Our Woods

lo fi indie folk?!!!!??!!!?? how can u fuck that up. thats the genre that people who cant play instruments or sing make to cover up the fact that they cant play instruments or sing
66Lupe Fiasco
Tetsuo & Youth

seriously you guys have the worst taste in hip hop anywhere on the internet its embarrassing
Slag Tanz

this is just plain annoying as fuck.
68Petite Noir
The King of Anxiety

cyg doesnt like it so its probably good honestly
69Aidan Baker
Same River Twice 7"

i dnno
70Parcel Post

i dont even remember listening to this
71Dawn Richard

this girl REALLY wants to be a hip cool electro r&b star
KILL YOUR​$​ELF Part IX: The $oul​$​eek $aga

phlegm, bach, oltan, gayvy, here's your AOTY fuccboi's
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74Aesop Rock
Cat Food

still pretending aesop is good
75Jade Ox

76Wave Temples / Heat Sureens
Wave Temples / Heat Sureens

its ambient tho so all u boring users will like this
77Maresa Galli Quartet
All of Me

78Kognitiv Tod
Howls from the Void

i think that band name says it all. the guys probably russian or some shit and hes trying to make experimental black metal this was doomed from the moment he named himself.
79 Steven Wilson
Whatever Else

80 Karnivool

All albums released by australian false prog bands this year
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